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Fried Watermelon posted:owl city is the singer every 12 year old girl loves Okay but is that guy Owl City or what I'm sorry I don't hang around 12 year old girls or keep up with their current likes/dislikes.
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Jul 4, 2017 18:47
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Guy Goodbody posted:The next page will be better I had a couple White Russians with dinner so I might be a little off, but this page break got a big laugh out of me. Well done, sir.
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Jul 4, 2017 18:51
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Johnny Aztec posted:Okay but is that guy Owl City or what its him
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Jul 4, 2017 18:53
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Johnny Aztec posted:Okay but is that guy Owl City or what 
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Jul 4, 2017 19:01
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Jul 4, 2017 19:03
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Guy Goodbody posted:The next page will be better I don't know about that. See here, goddamn Washington Nationals. Fedoras and then luring in women three days later. 
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Jul 4, 2017 19:21
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Jul 4, 2017 19:23
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Guy Goodbody posted:The next page will be better Amazing
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Jul 4, 2017 19:25
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King Charles II is an Original Character, do not steal
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Jul 4, 2017 19:27
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Lurker Ant posted:Would 
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Jul 4, 2017 19:28
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Okay, question. Maybe I don't know how to read a family tree correctly, or maybe I don't know enough Sonic lore, but it looks like the Knuckles line of descent has pairs of male Echidna producing heirs. So... how does that work? Edit: Oh wait, does it go bottom to top? That would make sense, but isn't that the opposite of how a family tree usually goes? Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 19:58 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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Jul 4, 2017 19:52
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Skippy McPants posted:Okay, question. Maybe I don't know how to read a family tree correctly, or maybe I don't know enough Sonic lore, but it looks like the Knuckles line of descent has pairs of male Echidna producing heirs. So... how does that work? It's bottom to top. I had to look at it a few times to figure that out too
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Jul 4, 2017 19:55
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Skippy McPants posted:Okay, question. Maybe I don't know how to read a family tree correctly, or maybe I don't know enough Sonic lore, but it looks like the Knuckles line of descent has pairs of male Echidna producing heirs. So... how does that work? Yeah the chart's upside down, the pair of male Echidna is two brothers I guess
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wtf is a echidna? And why there are so many people obsessed with Sonic on the internet? Mario had more and better games and he never had this kind of weird famdom Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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Jul 4, 2017 19:57
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Elias_Maluco posted:wtf is a echidna? It's one of those weird Australian bird/mammals.
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Jul 4, 2017 19:59
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Elias_Maluco posted:And why there are so many people obsessed with Sonic on the internet? Mario had more and better games and he never had this kind of weird famdom Mario doesn't star anthropomorphic animals. E. googling to see how anthropomorphic was spelled led me to the wikipedia page for anthrophomorphism, which led me to this.  Look at that loving Sun. Look at it. Mikl has a new favorite as of 20:05 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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Jul 4, 2017 20:03
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Jul 4, 2017 20:10
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Elias_Maluco posted:wtf is a echidna? Now that you know what an echidna is, I highly recommend you check out what an echidna penis looks like.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:10
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Thread telling me to look at the sun, penises
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Jul 4, 2017 20:14
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Phlegmish posted:Thread telling me to look at the sun, penises Do it
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Jul 4, 2017 20:15
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Mikl posted:Mario doesn't star anthropomorphic animals. Well, there Yoshi. And anthropomorphic fungus too But yeah, I guess it has a lot less appeal to furries 
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Jul 4, 2017 20:17
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Guy Goodbody posted:The next page will be better I have been made a liar
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Jul 4, 2017 20:18
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ookiimarukochan posted:Now that you know what an echidna is, I highly recommend you check out what an echidna penis looks like. You could say this about a lot of animal dicks. There's dongs with spikes, bifurcation, and literal bones. There are even explosive dinguses (ducks are rul weird). Nature is crazy and for whatever reason, humans have some of the most aesthetically uneventful wedding tackle in the entire animal kingdom. Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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Jul 4, 2017 20:19
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Skippy McPants posted:You could say this about a lot of animal dicks. There's dongs spikes, bifurcation, and literal bones. There are even explosive dinguses (ducks are rul weird). Nature is crazy and for whatever reason, humans have some of the most aesthetically uneventful wedding tackle in the entire animal kingdom. In a world of spikes, bifurcation, bones, exploding cocks, harpoon cocks, four-headed dicks...face it, we're the weirdos.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:23
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ookiimarukochan posted:Now that you know what an echidna is, I highly recommend you check out what an echidna penis looks like. Echinda penises reflect how sci-fi penises should be way more bizarre than artists currently conceive.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:27
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Eh we make up for being insatiable sex pests whod exploit and condition their own physiology to produce more pleasure using tools and/or substances.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:31
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Indeed. As with all other pursuits, we hoomans compensate for a lack of natural ability with our boundless powers innovation. Got a boring dick? No problem; just drown yourself in so many bizarre accouterments that nobody could ever tell the difference!
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Jul 4, 2017 20:37
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Elias_Maluco posted:Well, there Yoshi. And anthropomorphic fungus too Yo, she doesn't like that
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Jul 4, 2017 20:39
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Jul 4, 2017 20:51
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Mikl posted:Mario doesn't star anthropomorphic animals. That's the smuggest face I've ever seen 
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Skippy McPants posted:You could say this about a lot of animal dicks. There's dongs with spikes, bifurcation, and literal bones. There are even explosive dinguses (ducks are rul weird). Nature is crazy and for whatever reason, humans have some of the most aesthetically uneventful wedding tackle in the entire animal kingdom. You say "literal bones" as if that's unusual, but actually it is humans who are strange, because most mammals have a baculum.
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Fried Watermelon posted:owl city is the singer every 12 year old girl loves Would it still be okay to put him on a bodypillow? Asking for a friend. And for me. Just for me, actually. I don't have friends. That is why I need the bodypillow.
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Jul 4, 2017 21:46
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Pick posted:You say "literal bones" as if that's unusual, but actually it is humans who are strange, because most mammals have a baculum. I've heard the theory that the story of Eve's creation in Genesis was originally an explanatory myth to explain why humans don't have baculums like all the other animals, and a Hebrew word meaning something like "support" was eventually reinterpreted to mean "rib". Makes sense, since penises are more known for creating life than ribs are, and humans aren't missing any ribs but are missing a baculum. If I recall correctly, there's not really any direct evidence for the idea, though. But it makes more sense than the classic version, and I want it to be true.
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Jul 4, 2017 21:56
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So that koan about God giving a blowjob with so much suction that he sucks the bone right out of your penis is based on reality. Good to know.
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Jul 4, 2017 22:00
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You ain't no liar Guy Goodbody. No liar at all.
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Skippy McPants posted:You could say this about a lot of animal dicks. There's dongs with spikes, bifurcation, and literal bones. There are even explosive dinguses (ducks are rul weird). Nature is crazy and for whatever reason, humans have some of the most aesthetically uneventful wedding tackle in the entire animal kingdom. Compared to every other species of ape, our dicks are enormous. Like, even compared to huge gorillas and poo poo.
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