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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I practice gonzo mafia play; I never edit.

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
If you never post, you'll never have to edit.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Hey folks, I posted a hockey update a month ago but I don't think I posted it here looking through my posts. Oh well. So I guess this is a double day then because you get that previous update plus this brand new one.



Still in second place. Murmur Twin has scored the most goals, PMom has assisted the most times and has racked up the most points because of it (seriously, 20 assists, wow), Kashuno is our lucky charm, Podima keeps fouling, Hats takes the most shots, Keane has given the most hits, Hats has also blocked the most shots and stolen the puck the most, Birdstrike is our best goalie in terms of goals against and save percentage, and Hats has been our best player. 40 games in, almost half way! :toot:

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

For Whiterock.
Fun Shoe

chaoslord posted:

Hey folks, I posted a hockey update a month ago but I don't think I posted it here looking through my posts. Oh well. So I guess this is a double day then because you get that previous update plus this brand new one.

I broke my jaw? Yeesh.

e: oh good I got better

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

How are we second in the conference with poor goaltending and no 30 point scorers :confused:

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Jonathan Fisk posted:

How are we second in the conference with poor goaltending and no 30 point scorers :confused:

We're tied for third on points with the Kings, but because we are winning our division we get the #2 spot in the playoffs. 7th best team in NHL as a whole by points.

So I guess the answer is "everyone is bad"

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

this is a stickup posted:

nice failed ninja

This isn't a mafia game you moron. You fool.

##vote stickup

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

chaoslord posted:

We're tied for third on points with the Kings, but because we are winning our division we get the #2 spot in the playoffs. 7th best team in NHL as a whole by points.

So I guess the answer is "everyone is bad"

mlyp

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
See, it's ironic, because chaoslord's posts are actually really good.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

just like irl, tremendous taste is an underappreciated two way centre

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
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This isn't a mafia game you moron. You fool.

##vote stickup
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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Jonathan Fisk posted:

just like irl, tremendous taste is an underappreciated two way centre

Sorry ladies, this hole is entrance-only.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
omg bsbsbsbs

OMG

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
I know I'm so happy!!! It was his time to bugger off

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Asiina why don't you like this big brother season

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Jonathan Fisk posted:

How are we second in the conference with poor goaltending and no 30 point scorers :confused:

We've been carried by me taking roughly a million shots that all miss. As a defender.

Seriously, what am I doing, am I just taking an across-the-rink slapshot every time I get a steal or something?

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Tho not a flashy showboat I am happy to hunt during those power plays and provide the needed goals to clinch victory

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

busb posted:

I know I'm so happy!!! It was his time to bugger off

I like Sarah, but that loving hubris. She deserved to go, doing that.

Quidthulhu posted:

Asiina why don't you like this big brother season

I don't know anything about it actually! But BB has kinda burned some bridges with me and I dunno if it can get me back as a viewer.

Basically it would require Dan.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I liked the flashback to the audition where Gary mispronounced his name

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
She was up against a literal pudgy baby faced child and someone that had already lost an elimination once, and she's been cooking consistently awesomely all week. She backed herself and won, and kept her immunity. If I were her I wouldn't have used it either.

Was it really that close though? I was working until 8pm and only caught the last but of judging and they had nothing bad to say about he dish.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Asiina posted:

I don't know anything about it actually! But BB has kinda burned some bridges with me and I dunno if it can get me back as a viewer.

Basically it would require Dan.

dan's season was like the only one I watched, I feel like I caught a huge break and did Big Brother right.

like if I'd watched Dexter and stopped after season 4

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
This season of big brother is actually very good so far

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
sarah too disorganised to win imo

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

dan's season was like the only one I watched, I feel like I caught a huge break and did Big Brother right.

like if I'd watched Dexter and stopped after season 4

Dan's second season is arguably better than his first and I would recommend that one too, but it's hard to really recommend any others.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
Kylie 1st, Diana 2nd, Sarah 3rd

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

busb posted:

Kylie 1st, Diana 2nd, Sarah 3rd

judges thirsty for karlie so bad

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
Same, even though I can't remember her name apparently

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

busb posted:

She was up against a literal pudgy baby faced child

Dont talk about birdstrike like that

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
Tomm are you in melbs? 20th july come and let me beat you up with words in person. See auspol thread

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I watched the Rachel seasons :swoon:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

busb posted:

Kylie 1st, Diana 2nd, Sarah 3rd

I also want to keep calling her Kylie.

But for me it's Karlie 1st, Sarah 2nd, Eloise 3rd

I love Eloise. I don't think she'll make it to the end, but she's adorable.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Flying Leatherman posted:

I broke my jaw? Yeesh.

e: oh good I got better

Yeah I probably need a new medical staff. It seems like every injury is ":shrug: looks like he'll be out ten days". For a fractured jaw? Ok, sure.

The Lord of Hats posted:

We've been carried by me taking roughly a million shots that all miss. As a defender.

Seriously, what am I doing, am I just taking an across-the-rink slapshot every time I get a steal or something?

Whatever you're doing, it's working. I've got a special surprise for you in the next update :toot:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

chaoslord posted:

Whatever you're doing, it's working. I've got a special surprise for you in the next update :toot:

Tasteful nudes?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Birdstrike posted:

Tasteful nudes?
Tasteless nudes?

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Can we just get some goddamn nudes

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Spider-man owns.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
Actually comic books, like all anime, are bad

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

TMMadman posted:

Spider-man owns.

Yup.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
kb how does it feel to be the best mafia player of all time?

remember that stretch of time where we were scum together a lot?

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Somberbrero posted:

kb ... best mafia player
Quite possibly.

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