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satan wants you to be bi but no one seems to get it so he's just rapidly flicking the switch on and off (flicking the switch  )
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Mayor Dave posted:Lmao owns, hail temporarily gay Satan paradox plz remove gender binary so mayor dave can be properly bisexual kthx Jose posted:is there a trick to getting the devil worship stuff in your game like starting in a particular area/time? you need the monks and mystics DLC first and foremost, but otherwise that's it. everyone can have satan
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Nothing wrong with a good tumble!
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oh ya they burned him at the stake later for being too sexy (and a witch) edit: also lol that it was daycrew who imprisoned and caught you
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Jul 4, 2017 23:08
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JosefStalinator posted:paradox plz remove gender binary so mayor dave can be properly bisexual kthx Cool I've got that. Any tricks to starting as king of Denmark in 1066? I tried invading a pagan next to me who seemed kind of weak based on supply scores but then he stomped me
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Jose posted:Cool I've got that. Any tricks to starting as king of Denmark in 1066? I tried invading a pagan next to me who seemed kind of weak based on supply scores but then he stomped me one problem with pagans is that they're usually "tribal". Tribal rulers are really weak, but have a mechanic where they can rase like 1-2.5k troops at the cost of prestige. As a non-tribal, your advantage is money and organization. Save up money and get mercs Mercenaries are the meta in this game and the main way to beat the AI EDIT: Also, holy orders are OP as gently caress
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Jul 4, 2017 23:12
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Christians got nothing on this Satan guy. He can turn gay on and off like flipping a switch.
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I had a killer diller lady queen that was feared by all and she died in battle killing Muslims. I might have to get the monks DLC so I can have a baby satan lady. Her husband had to keep asking her if she was cheating on him, lol cuck.
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Jose posted:Cool I've got that. Any tricks to starting as king of Denmark in 1066? I tried invading a pagan next to me who seemed kind of weak based on supply scores but then he stomped me Don't take over Pomerania (which is de jure part of the HRE) and you're set for a relatively trouble-free expansion.
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time for more CK2 quickly i got an event and i don't know what to choose. foe hammer sounds good IMO but  and ill choose your choice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691qO96VRVw
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Jul 7, 2017 04:53
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the shatterer is pretty metal, but you do you
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the shatterer almost sounds like a poop joke so that one
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Jul 7, 2017 04:59
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  gently caress ya
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Oh for fucks sake, apparntly our night out being a werewolf caused us to sleep in the rain and get the "great pox" aka syphillus
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Jul 7, 2017 05:15
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rofl woops we hosed up cutting an infant so satan gave us cancer
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wow these cnn memes are getting weird
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 so uh apparently Jesus is also giving us advice King Mayor Dave is playing both sides and giving us a martial ability of 59
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Homeless Friend posted:wow these cnn memes are getting weird 
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JosefStalinator posted:King Mayor Dave is playing both sides and giving us a martial ability of 59 fuckin sick Homeless Friend posted:wow these cnn memes are getting weird fuckin sick
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been kinda boring so ive justt been fightin some wars and cleaning up Scandinavia a bit we won our first war against Denmark and almost kicked them out of Norway entirely, which is good  our heir Prince Octopus, has also been extremely busy. He's now had six children, and all are sons!! the first three are named privers, rushi, and she named one mayor dave. Any takers for the last three? If not, I'll name them after random posters in the thread later hopefully something interesting happens soon!! satans son is getting older!!
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 King Mayor Dave, first of his name, child of Satan and satan's chosen one, has finally died at the age of 63 because he got all stressed out about the earthly burdens thrust upon him by virtue of his birth. Every one hated him but was too afraid of him to say anything or do anything he also saw us conquer a lot of scandinavia and feminism is slowly spreading too  Our new king is King Octopus. Octopus is insane, posessed by satan, and wracked by gout. But of course, being insane means.... the possibility of horses.
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JosefStalinator posted:
wow sad 2 die but glad 2 have cucked both god and satan
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   WE HAVE A HORSE (and also its special Ed)
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this has been hilariuos so far ill be an heir
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guess horse loving skips a generation
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at least glitterhoof died as she lived
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JosefStalinator posted:
it was me
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JosefStalinator posted:
God that was fast
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uhhh well gently caress King Octopus' reign was short and boring. He died of gout because he was a fatass apparently. He fuckin deserved it for never loving that horse, short as its horse life may have been.  Our new King, King Rushi, is pretty boring. He's a scholar, game master, likes pagans, whatever. But wait... is that...  HES A loving CATHOLIC???
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papiss
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Man I thought Octopus was going to wade through his enemies like Sauron in the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring
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get this catholic loser killed asapcumshitter posted:this has been hilariuos so far ill be an heir cumshitter for king of norway
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What's the point of having 3 mighty witches if they don't even convert everybody two heirs down
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call a crusade against Christianity
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Fake Pope time.
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