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Zipperelli. posted:None of these statements were ever uttered by any GSP trooper, contrary to what this dumbass says. Especially the last one. Especially the last one. New bumper sticker idea: Yummy Cop Cummies
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quote:I will shoot you in the back as you flee (LOVE IT!!)
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Stolen from the crazy forward thread.
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Die in a fire, antivaxxers.
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gschmidl posted:Die in a fire, antivaxxers. Nah, get polio, be stuck in a chair all their life and lose all their friends because they start talking about the error of their ways. Then die alone, unloved and unable to look after themselves.
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THERES so...many ellipses
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Someone once told me about an image called "the basilisk". if you looked at it, it sort of just crashed your brain. I feel the last paragraph is that, but in text form.
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This post's raped my perception of reality.
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tight aspirations posted:Someone once told me about an image called "the basilisk". if you looked at it, it sort of just crashed your brain. Seriously. I was following along okay until that part and then it read like someone forgot that words in a sentence need to go in a certain order to make sense.
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sweeperbravo posted:Seriously. I was following along okay until that part and then it read like someone forgot that words in a sentence need to go in a certain order to make sense. I honestly can't tell if its pro- or anti-rape anymore. Not discussing rape, mind you, actual rape.
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"Nah honey I'm not actually into that I was just curious for a sec" Destroyed.
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timefly posted:"Nah honey I'm not actually into that I was just curious for a sec" "Looks like junior stole my credit card. That's a paddlin'. Oh now he's accusing me of an affair? Clearly trying to stir up trouble. Double paddlin'."
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I'm 90% sure that was a >greentext to begin with.
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Bogan King posted:Nah, get polio, be stuck in a chair all their life and lose all their friends because they start talking about the error of their ways. Then die alone, unloved and unable to look after themselves. Forget that. Voting for an iron lung. That way they can spend the rest of their life reading provaxxer posts in comfort.
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Samizdata posted:Forget that. Voting for an iron lung. That way they can spend the rest of their life reading provaxxer posts in comfort. Fair call. I guess we're not going to get another Flanders and Swann out of these nutters.
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Pththya-lyi posted:This is probably a parody, but I'm crossposting from the GBS r/incels thread anyway. Unfrotunately 
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Catberry posted:Stolen from the crazy forward thread. Sorbitol is in loving game (thanks Sausage Party)
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and poor dad who has no fetish for 2d whatsoever (pleb)
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Boywhiz88 posted:Sorbitol is in loving game (thanks Sausage Party)
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If you wouldn't inject oxygen into your veins, why do even breath it?
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No, I'm pretty sure all chemicals can be definitively categorized as either "good chemicals (j/k there are none)" and "deadly autism causing chemicals." I checked with poison control, they woke as gently caress now.
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Someone make a list of all the warning symbols that appear on chemical containers but add in a pic of Dustin Hoffman at the end.
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Wesleyan has never been a women's college. It didn't even start admitting women until the 1970s.
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Wesleyan was co-ed for awhile in the 19th century, but they stopped that because the women students were supposedly ruining their cool reputation or something equally stupid. It never was a women's college though, absolutely.
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Who the gently caress goes near a homeless person carrying a sword anyway? Or are we to assume that the homeless person went back to his not-home and picked up a sword to bring back to the kind stranger? Which just forces the question. Who the gently caress opens the door when a homeless person holding a sword is outside?
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Catberry posted:Who the gently caress goes near a homeless person carrying a sword anyway? Or maybe it's a joke riffing on NPC's carrying around weird items in RPGs? 
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i'm not willing to give that degree of credit to this internet rando.
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Catberry posted:Who the gently caress goes near a homeless person carrying a sword anyway? Why wouldn't the homeless just pawn the sword to pay for the meal in the first place?
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So my friend who's TOTALLY NOT ME bought this dumb poo poo, and now I - I MEAN HE - is regretting it. 
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Furia posted:Why wouldn't the homeless just pawn the sword to pay for the meal in the first place? He's a tortured soul who feels like he was born in the wrong century and reminisces about good old fashioned bartering
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Seems like a novel way to have spam reviews inflate your app score.
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Family called this a waste of talent so I thought 2 or 3 people on here might be interested in it instead
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