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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

I for one an a huge fan of fresh baked mayonnaise with prunes, peanut butter, pickles, and M&Ms myself.

They only had to eat like 3 bites of their pizza. It could have been an actual goldfish, a toenail, Vegemite, Halls cough drops, and sour patch kids and one of them would have gotten through it.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

I've been trying to find that gif of a Brazilian pizzeria where they just keep squirting and piling stuff on the pizza over and over and it looks horrendous. Anyone have it handy?

e: found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Or was there another one with even more? I don't remember.

The best part of this video is how you can tell the guy making the pizza is so proud of himself for making this travesty, he's like radiating an aura of "man look how good I am at this, I'm going to look so cool on youtube"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Three olives at the end just kill me.

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006

Bubblyblubber posted:

The Brazilian northeast has a type of moqueca (fish/seafood stew, usually with a palm oil base) made with soft shell crabs and it tastes so goddamn good and looks so so bad



oh yeah baby stuff those face huggers straight in my moist throat

That looks delicious.

Similarly, best kimchi is crab kimchi.



You have to be careful though, because the shell is still quite hard and it's easy to accidentally pinch yourself with the claws while eating.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Bubblyblubber posted:

The Brazilian northeast has a type of moqueca (fish/seafood stew, usually with a palm oil base) made with soft shell crabs and it tastes so goddamn good and looks so so bad



oh yeah baby stuff those face huggers straight in my moist throat

This looks absolutely amazing and I need a trustworthy recipe for it like...yesterday

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Rolled Cabbage posted:

Similarly, best kimchi is crab kimchi.

Good username/post combo.

Can you actually taste the crab well through the kimchi? It's a pretty delicate flavour, seems like you might as well use surimi.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Pringles releases new Top Ramen Chicken chip flavor

Pringles has released a new chip flavor that could be a hit with those feeling nostalgic of their college days.

The newest limited-edition Pringles flavor is Nissin Top Ramen Chicken.

Starting this month, Dollar General stores will be carrying the limited-edition soup-flavored chip nationwide.

http://wsvn.com/news/us-world/pringles-releases-new-top-ramen-chicken-chip-flavor/

hmmm yes, paying 2 dollars for something that tastes like something you can buy for a quarter.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Pringles is a trash-tier chip no matter what flavor it is. Fight me.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bring back the Keebler's Pizzaria chips.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Randaconda posted:

Bring back the Keebler's Pizzaria chips.

:yeah:

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Crab kimchi compelled me to google. Raw, brined spicy crab pickles? Sounds simultaneously made-up and incredibly delicious, I need this in my life now

For real though, fried soft-shelled crab is one of life's greatest joys. I had one prepared karaage style this weekend and gently caress everybody at the table who wanted a bite, mama doesn't share her crab.

vektuz
Sep 19, 2005
Endangered Species

Looks like a pretty tasty sandwich to me

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

TheKennedys posted:

This looks absolutely amazing and I need a trustworthy recipe for it like...yesterday

i've made emeril's with fish, you could probably sub in those crabs http://emerils.com/126762/moqueca-brazil

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Efexeye posted:

i've made emeril's with fish, you could probably sub in those crabs http://emerils.com/126762/moqueca-brazil

That looks like an alright recipe, but if you are able to find it try substituting the olive oil in the main recipe and the Piri piri for palm oil. Good poo poo, and it's not like all of it comes from degraded orangutan forest homes.

Just, you know, most of it. I love orangutans as much as anyone else, but it is kinda worth it.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


All restaurants.





























Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Palpek posted:

All restaurants.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Palpek posted:

All restaurants.



some of those are protected.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I want whatever the gently caress this is

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
Please serve all my meals on a guillotine

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Data Graham posted:

I want whatever the gently caress this is

the result of some sous chef forgetting the ring, duh

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wtf no effort horseshit is this

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hulk hogan meat shoes are real

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Your child will love this sharp guillotine placed within reaching distance between them and a sugary treat!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I like that there's no glass. Presumably all in use for burgers and fries.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I was reminded today of another weird chip at work.

Admiral Joeslop has a new favorite as of 18:28 on Jul 10, 2017

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I was reminded today of another weird chip at work.



would to both

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Yes, this is a thing that exists. Yes, I did eat one. Yes, it was salty and tragic.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Palpek posted:

All restaurants.



Would so hard

I love me those crazy Wisconsin Bloody Marys

The Glumslinger has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Jul 10, 2017

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


It's the meat version of the birthday cake dresses that were the most impressive thing ever when I was six. I love this and would absolutely do this for a party or something.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Would

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Come on, look at the water vapor condensation - those fries would be practically wet before you got to them.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Palpek posted:

Come on, look at the water vapor condensation - those fries would be practically wet before you got to them.

How do you expect to drink dry fries?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I don't get those crazy bloody mary things. Even if you love ridiculously excessive food like that(and who doesn't from time to time), you're just gonna have to pick all that stuff off and put it on plates to actually eat it. So why isn't it on plates in the first place?

Or are you actually supposed to awkwardly eat a pizza and a sandwich off some toothpicks and wash it all down with a lukewarm drink filled with bits of food?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Is this what they give you if you ask for orange juice?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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You're supposed to eat them one ingredient at a time, taking turns pulling them off in such a way that it does not upset the balance and, like Jenga, cause the whole mess to crash to the table

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Just flip the whole thing over, eat everything directly off the table in a puddle of bloody mary sauce.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Is this what they give you if you ask for orange juice?

According to the original caption, yes.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
would totally try it. phorittos dont exist so no phoritto rules

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