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Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

If I never meet another dog named Charlie or Zoey it will be too soon.

Dogs named after food are great though. A person frantically yelling 'PICKLE' at the dog park is always fun.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I think "Gloves" would be a good name for a pet raccoon. I get bored at work sometimes and think of what I'd name different pets if I had them. I'd name a dalmatian "Pox." An Irish wolfhound would be called "Laddy." A doberman would be called "Sarge" or "Baron Von Muttly."

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HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

My cats are named Toad and Wren.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:31

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think "Gloves" would be a good name for a pet raccoon. I get bored at work sometimes and think of what I'd name different pets if I had them. I'd name a dalmatian "Pox." An Irish wolfhound would be called "Laddy." A doberman would be called "Sarge" or "Baron Von Muttly."

Till you lose your pet raccoon and you have to tell everyone you got degloved.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:34

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

My sister let her young kids name her cat's litter. They inevitably got stupid af names; but they were all slated to be given away in a couple weeks, so who cares, right? Well, they ended up keeping one of them. That one was names Will after her downstairs tenant and family friend. This let to an adorable exchange one summer day when we told her oldest kid (like 4 or 5 at the time) that we were going to go out and get everyone slushies and that Will would be watching them for half an hour. Kid comes back with "Will the cat or Will the guy?" with all the sincerity of a child.

I also have a cat named Tony. I have a work colleague named Tony, too. This led to the following exchange between me and the wife. "man, I got too close to Tony the other day and the stink coming off him absurd" "oh, don't blame him, he's just got old cat stink" "no, tony the guy".

Anyway, thanks for listening, here's a pic:

# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:34

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think "Gloves" would be a good name for a pet raccoon. I get bored at work sometimes and think of what I'd name different pets if I had them. I'd name a dalmatian "Pox." An Irish wolfhound would be called "Laddy." A doberman would be called "Sarge" or "Baron Von Muttly."

If I had a male pet rat I would either name him Ratticus Finch or Boo Ratley.

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HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Biscuit is a top tier name for a dog, btw.

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trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

A while back a guy on these boards shared pictures of an injured owl he tried to help. One photo included his cat, named Sandwiches.

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Away all Goats posted:

"Milk chocolate" written real tiny on the bottom so nobody realizes it sucks.

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Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Milk chocolate is good poo poo, man.

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rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

That store sells repackaged cheap candy marked up like 4-5 times as much. That bar probably costs 10 bucks.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

It's worth it since you're getting all that glutton.

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Snowy posted:

It's fun naming animals after other animals.

Can confirm as my first dog was named tiger.

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That70sHeidi: Aug 16, 2009

We named the DOG Indiana! /accent

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Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

I've only ever seen these used as sexy toys so I wonder if they actually bother to make them taste good or if they know people just buy them to plunge their anal depths with..

# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:38

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Milk chocolate" written real tiny on the bottom so nobody realizes it sucks.

Yeah okay Granddad. I'm amazed you still have coupons left for dark chocolate in your ration book.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:42

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Jamesman posted:

I've only ever seen these used as sexy toys so I wonder if they actually bother to make them taste good or if they know people just buy them to plunge their anal depths with..

why would anyone use a sugary candy as a sex toy

that sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection

# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:48

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Jamesman posted:

I've only ever seen these used as sexy toys so I wonder if they actually bother to make them taste good or if they know people just buy them to plunge their anal depths with..

No you haven't, you've seen "proper" jelly toys that look like them.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:51

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Slime posted:

why would anyone use a sugary candy as a sex toy

that sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection

Putting the "yea!" in yeast infection!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:52

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

PCOS Bill posted:

No you haven't, you've seen "proper" jelly toys that look like them.

itt pcos bill admits he likes sticking proper jelly toys up his butthole

# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:55

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Slime posted:

itt pcos bill admits he likes sticking proper jelly toys up his butthole

That's nothing like what I said, and my butthole is exit only, thanks.

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bawk: Mar 31, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

That's nothing like what I said, and my butthole is exit only, thanks.

you are welcome

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

I don't know. Something about 3 lbs of sugar going up a pooper, doesn't sound pleasant. I know, I know don't knock it till you try it.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Lime Tonics posted:

I don't know. Something about 3 lbs of sugar going up a pooper, doesn't sound pleasant. I know, I know don't knock it till you try it.

To properly test this, we would need a contrasting test. Somebody get a funnel.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:09

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Slime posted:

why would anyone use a sugary candy as a sex toy

that sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection

It's not going in their vagina.

I know not everyone finds weird-rear end porn (or weird rear end porn) as hilarious as me, so here's a funny picture that's not about butts.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:11

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

Jeez I hope it's not that sugar-free gummy. That stuff can really mess with your bowels.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:36

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Away all Goats posted:

If I never meet another dog named Charlie or Zoey it will be too soon.

Dogs named after food are great though. A person frantically yelling 'PICKLE' at the dog park is always fun.

I would prefer my chocolate to be significantly less than 100% gluten, that sound unpleasant

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:55

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Amazon is selling phone covers designed by a bot.

http://i.imgur.com/JAzVJVn.jpg :nws:

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/GirlPosts/status/883778505410064384

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:19

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

Amazon is selling phone covers designed by a bot.

http://i.imgur.com/JAzVJVn.jpg

Only 1 left-order soon

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:31

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

The MSJ posted:

Amazon is selling phone covers designed by a bot.

http://i.imgur.com/JAzVJVn.jpg

I hope bots don't become more advanced than this because these are gold. Empty toilet paper rolls, feet with gout, buttplugs, leg waxing... it's so inspired, yet diametrically opposed to inspiration :discourse:

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Buff Skeleton: Oct 24, 2005

I love the "old man doubled over in pain" cell phone cover. Definitely tempted to order one, hahahaha

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.