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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Cacafuego posted:

Nah, Philadelphians eat the hell out of offal, but they call it scrapple.

Scrapple is really good.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

cenotaph posted:

Scrapple is really good.

:agreed:
You gotta get the organs fresh, though, not rotting in some dumb old coffin.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Lime Tonics posted:



Mexican Mayor marries a CROCODILE and even seals the wedding with a KISS! Here’s why
The unique marriage is part of a ritual which has been practised by the Chontal Indians since 1789. Every year, the Mayor of this Mexican town marries a crocodile as it is believed it will bring good luck and prosperity to local fishermen.

http://indianexpress.com/article/trending/bizarre/mexican-mayor-marries-a-crocodile-and-even-seals-it-with-a-kiss-heres-why-4738519/

harem of crocs? anime is weird...oh wait.

So does he also get a divorce every year? Does the croc get to keep half of their property?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dragonwagon posted:

So does he also get a divorce every year? Does the croc get to keep half of their property?

Probably not, and this just goes o show how slanted the Mexican courts are towards humans and not the crocodilian spouses that are left to mostly fend for themselves after the split. It's wrong. It's wrong and it's disgusting! More crocodilian rights now!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

So does next year's lucky bride get a new handbag as her wedding present?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Stoatbringer posted:

So does next year's lucky bride get a new handbag as her wedding present?

Yeah, they get shoes and a handbag made of human skin.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





It worked, didn't it? Bees are gone.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I wish I had some of those for Big Dog. He's absolutely terrified of thunder and fireworks. Plus he's in his twilight years, so a heart attack was a real fear this year.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Proteus Jones posted:

I wish I had some of those for Big Dog. He's absolutely terrified of thunder and fireworks. Plus he's in his twilight years, so a heart attack was a real fear this year.

Next time you go for a vet visit, mention that to them. Veterinarians can actually prescribe anti-anxiety medications for just such an occasion. For like the whole week leading up to July 4th I was filling doggie doses of alprazolam in my pharmacy.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Brazilian Soccer Club Rocked By Locker-Room Double Handjob Video Scandal [NSFW]

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Huh, I was expecting to find out "handjob" had some other soccery meaning or something. Nope.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Definitely exactly what it says on the box.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




That's not weird at all. Also, CBD is an antipsychotic so it actually helps suppress the high you get from THC.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Don't give your dogs weed

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Keep it for yourself

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Oral sex producing unstoppable bacteria. :stare:

Never knew I'd live in the timeline where too many blowjobs would kill us all.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Darth Walrus posted:

Oral sex producing unstoppable bacteria. :stare:

Never knew I'd live in the timeline where too many blowjobs would kill us all.

Worth it.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Ultimate schadenfreude on Earth if what finally kills us off is an STD.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ultimate schadenfreude on Earth if what finally kills us off is an STD.

Only the virgins will survive to farther the next generation!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Crisis on Incel Earth.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Fight over Star Wars and Star Trek led to assault, Oklahoma police say

Oklahoma City Police Department reports show that Whyte and another man were in the living room of an apartment in the 1400 block of NW 16 Street when they began arguing if Star Wars or Star Trek was better. The victim told police he became frustrated and stated "You're just a trick" before walking back to his room.

Whyte allegedly followed the man and shoved him to the ground. The victim got back up and told police he stated "You wanna replay that?" and was once again shoved to the ground.

Police say Whyte then wrapped his arm around the victim's neck and began choking him. The victim was near unconsciousness when he pulled out a pocket knife. Whyte let go and reached for the knife, cutting himself. He then left the room.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/06/fight-over-star-wars-and-star-trek-led-to-assault-oklahoma-police-say.html

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

So did Trek or Wars won?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
You know the world's gone mad when two young black man are having that argument. I feel like in the 80s-90s the very idea would have been part of a spoof movie or something, probably starring one or more Wayans.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Norway's 'troll penis' rises again

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40540561

quote:

Norway 'troll penis' restored to its former upstanding glory

A penis-shaped rock formation in Norway that was apparently knocked down by vandals last month has been restored to its anatomical glory.

Sir Joseph Banksy
May 9, 2009

boing...boing...boing...boing...
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/police-shoot-man-and-woman-in-king-street-nightclub-in-melbourne-20170707-gx77yv.html

Guy dressed as Joker shot by police whilst boning Harley Quinn in a shithole Melbourne nightclub.
I think it fits here...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

the shirt is superfluous

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
US priest pulls out gun in Florida road rage incident

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40547137

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
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dee doot doot


College Slice

Why hide the names in a newspaper article?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lime Tonics posted:

US priest pulls out gun in Florida road rage incident

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40547137

Jesse Custer's adventuring again?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi3SQq1KjN4
At 8:00 I can't make the timestamp link work.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Jul 9, 2017

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Vegan cafe slammed for letting nude kids 'defecate on the floor'

...

"During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black theyre (sic) so dirty feet," she wrote.

"An older kid came over and started like yodeling and staring at me during my meal. I was SO uncomfortable."

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/36308695/owners-of-memphis-vegan-restaurant-slammed/#page1

so many questions.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

The potential to write headlines like that makes me want to get into journalism.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cenotaph posted:

Scrapple is really good.

Not if it's PA Dutch style then it's usually a bland tasteless brick like most savory Amish food

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Monkeys swarm (Florida) man's property

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/monkeys-swarm-ocala-mans-property/552589371

https://mobile.twitter.com/LSeabrookWFTV/status/883428838914568193

quote:

Pritchard had put out a feeder with a camera to catch photos of deer, but instead, he got monkeys.

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 17:55 on Jul 10, 2017

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I wanna see a monkey swarm :kimchi:

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