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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


:siren: THE TOURNAMENT IS OVER. PLEASE JOIN THE DISCUSSION ABOUT WHAT TO DO IN THE FUTURE~! :siren:




PAST WINNERS:

2007: Chris Benoit [Thread]
2009: Chris Jericho [Thread]
2011: CM Punk [Thread]
2013: Daniel Bryan [Thread]
2015: Kevin Owens [Thread] *TIED W/ BRYAN IN ULTRAFINAL*



WRESTLEHUT DON'T READ THIS:

...

...jerusalem...hello

sticky and flashing HOT tag please. I'll see ya'll in a few days.

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jul 30, 2017

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


LESS THAN 4 HOURS TIL THE TOURNAMENT YA'LL.

GET PUMPED



GENERAL QUESTIONS


How do I vote?

I will post 1/4 of the bracket in my next post. In that bracket will be 32 wrestlers. In a single post you will just need to list every wrestler who you want to advance. I will tally up all the votes and then a minimum of 24 hours later we will move onto the next 32! After all the first rounds are done, we'll move back to Bracket 1 Round 2. Same thing all over again. Wooo.


I don't like this wrestler but I don't know who the wrestler he's facing is! What should I do?!

Look the wrestler up!!! You very well may just become a fan of them.

Also if you dislike a wrestler just vote against him.


WHY IS ____ IN BUT NOT ____?

I'M SORRY. I TRIED.


Can we post in this thread to persuade others to vote for certain wrestlers?

Yes. This is allowed and I encourage it. Unless your opinion is different from mine


Why every 2 years? Why not every year?

Opinions change a whole lot more in 2 years. A guy like Samoa Joe gets up to the Semi-Finals in 2007, but by 2009 he's eliminated in Round 1 by John Cena.


Wait a second.... WHERE IS KEVIN OWENS?!

Kevin Owens was the winner of the 2015 Tournament. Like in previous years, the winner of the previous tournament gets a bye to the ULTRA FINALS to face the winner of this years.

However he also tied Daniel Bryan in 2015. Making this year the first time we're going to have a Triple Threat final. Yipes.


What the gently caress is this years theme

Crabs.

Wrestlier?

We all make mistakes.



BIG THANKS AND SHOUTOUTS:

Weekly Font: Made the original tournament in 2007. Hey buddy. You still alive? I hope you are. Let's go to an ROH show again one day ok???

Oatgan: Helped me a fuckton in setting this whole thing up. Some writeup help.

KungFu_Grip: This tournament would have no actual graphics if not for this guy. Also helped put together the big list of names! Helped me a fuckton with writeups also!

Skinny McEdger: Helped with some writeups!

Chorocojo: Responsible for crabs.

Zorak: Responsible for crabs.

The Mighty Dicktron: Responsible for crabs and remembering the crabs names.

Miyo: You're also responsible for crabs.

Jerusalem: Corrected my mistake in the thread title and stickied the thread. Presumably will unsticky it for me when I realize enough people don't look at the top of the forum and see the thread. Also for not hitting me with a steel chair.

MassRanTer: Lucha quality Control.

McFreeze: For making sure my team will win enough in the BBM Sub-Par League to be in first place! I hope. Oh god I'm sorry for turning on you please slug lyfe have mercy...

jape: for being jape

The Goog: Judge does what Benintendont

NutBunnies: he's ok

Grody: For keeping me sane in my game of thrones binge watching.

Procrastinator: Writeup help at 1 am.

Everyone single person who votes on this.

Also everyone who realized they didn't have a name listed here and didn't respond by voting 1.

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Jul 13, 2017

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Let's go Cena!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Dead
Alright
Dead
Dad
Also Dad

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI







Shinsuke Nakamura

Eliminated in Semi-Finals in 2015 by Kevin Owens.
Eliminated in Round 4 in 2013 to Prince Devitt.

Pros: An enormous amount of charisma. Capable of having a real MOTY when he really puts his all into it. Beloved.
Cons: Momentum seems to have waned quite a bit since he rolled into WWE. No true great matches on the main shows yet. Phones it in

Bobby Fish

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Ricochet.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Yoshihiro Takayama.

Pros: Real good wrestler who had a successful singles run in ROH in 2016.
Cons: Everything in ROH seems to lack momentum in 2017.



Mr. rear end

I legitimitely have no idea if we've ever put him in one of these tournaments and I'm too arsed to check.

Pros: He loves to love 'em, he loves to kick 'em, he loves to shove 'em he loves to stick 'em, he loves to flaunt 'em.
Cons: he loves to watch 'em, he loves to pick 'em and he's gonna kick 'em.

Dolph Ziggler

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Toru Yano
Eliminated in The Quarter Finals in 2013 by Daniel Bryan [Finals of Division 1]
Eliminated in The Quarter Finals in 2011 by Chris Hero [Finals of Division 1]

Pros: Not bad in the ring. Shows a lot of fire and takes big bumps. Remember how that Miz feud was good for a little while?
Cons: He sucks and is an rear end in a top hat. Awful comedian and even more awful on twitter.



Kassius Ohno

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Hiroshi Tanahashi.
Eliminated in Round 4 in 2013 by Karl Anderson.
Eliminated in the Semi-Finals in 2011 by CM Punk.

Pros: He was a top candidate for Most Outstanding Wrestler in 2016. More of the same in early 2017. He's fat.
Cons: He's sort of not doing anything. He's not fat enough.

Caristico

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Becky Lynch.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Cody Rhodes.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by Low Ki.

Pros: The original Mistico. Is really good at professional wrestling again.
Cons: The former Sin Cara. Is still sloppy at times.



Chris Jericho

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Kota Ibushi.
Eliminated in his Bye-To-Finals Ultra Final in 2011 by CM Punk.
Won the 2009 Wrestlehut 128 Favorite Wrestler Tournament.

Pros: Team with Kevin Owens revitalized his career, making him one of the bigger names on TV again.
Cons: Has not been on TV in a couple months. Some feel he's stale at this stage of his career.

Jeff Hardy

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Kurt Angle.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Minoru Suzuki.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2011 by Beth Phoenix.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2009 by Kenny Omega.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2007 by AJ Styles.

Pros: He still does crazy bumps. He seems to have sobered up. Does most of the work in the tag matches. Has been in literally ever tournament! Wow!
Cons: Surprisingly has rode Matt's coattails to get back into WWE. The weak link of the team! Hasn't gotten past Round 1 since the first tournament.



John Cena

Eliminated in Round 4 in 2015 by Brock Lesnar.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Naomichi Marufuji.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by Chris Hero.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2009 by The Miz.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2007 by Shelton Benjamin.

Pros: Is John loving Cena. Has good to great matches with pretty much everyone.
Cons: Is John loving Cena. On the decline in WWE, and has had quite a bit of time off lately.

Volador Jr.

Pros: A top wrestler in CMLL. He's great. "Is a young 22 year old luchador sensation" - JR
Cons: Is not a young 22 year old. Is not legendary worker enough to drag a great match out of Yoshi Tatsu.



Christopher Daniels

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Samoa Joe.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2013 by Ricochet.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2011 by Cody Rhodes.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2009 by Kurt Angle.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2007 by Samoa Joe.

Pros: Solid veteran on the indie scene and recently was FINALLY able to win the big one in ROH. Samoa Joe is not in his division.
Cons: Winning the big one petered out. Kind of looks bad when you're one of the bookers and win the top title. Questionable attire choices.

Chuck Taylor

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Kyle O'Reilly.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Kenny Omega.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by Daniel Bryan.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2009 by William Regal.

Pros: The Kentucky Gentleman is in much better shape than most of the other people in this tournament. Finally won the big one in PWG and finally debuted in ROH.
Cons: Deletes all of his good tweets. Has constantly been on the verge of retiring since 2009 and can't seem to make it to the big leagues.



Asuka

Pros: Is a strong force in NXT and has a VERY long reign as the undefeated NXT Women's Champion. Has had good matches with almost everyone.
Cons: Getting stale in her reign and is the only woman in the NXT women's division that matters or has looked good for years. Questionable attire choices in the past. Had taken liberties in the ring and hit people very hard also.

Cedric Alexander

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Karl Anderson.

Pros: Was so good on the indies and his Crusierweight Classic match that the crowd instantly loved him and wanted him to be signed by WWE and was.
Cons: Is stuck in a feud with Noam Dar & Alicia Fox on 205 Live. Had a major injury that took him out of peoples minds.



Hideo Itami

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Bobby Fish.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Seth Rollins.
Eliminated in Round 4 in 2011 by Chris Hero.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2009 by Edge.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2007 by Ken Kennedy.

Pros: Is getting back into things and is a great striker. One of the more interesting characters in NXT right now.
Cons: Had bad luck with mutliple major injuries in a row. He's probably in a decline in his career and abilities with his still injured arm.

Big Cass

Pros: Is Big. Is finally on his own?
Cons: Him and Enzo became stale, however breaking them up might turn out awful in the long run. Only decent in ring and on the mic.



Tetsuya Naito

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Adam Cole, Baybay!

Pros: Ingobernable y Tranquilo. Has arguably the 2nd most over stable in NJPW rivaling the massive Bullet Club. A way more popular wrestler in 2017 than he was in 2015.
Cons: DISRESPECTS THE TITLES AND LEGACY OF NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING :arghfist:!!! His gimmick is basically a watered down version of the original in CMLL.

Atlantis

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Ricochet.

Pros: Is a huge draw for CMLL for legendary Mask vs Mask & Hair matches. Can still go in the ring.
Cons: Is old and not many people watch CMLL compared to everything else.



Michael Elgin

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Samoa Joe.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Kazushi Sakuraba.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2011 by Seth Rollins.

Pros: BIG MIKE! He had a resurgance due to working in NJPW after people claimed he was stale and not good while in ROH
Cons: Not actually that big. People still don't like his style and think he's bad.

Baron Corbin

Pros: Is tall? His twitter banter is strong. Has improved since his days in NXT. Eliminated BRAAAUUUN in the Rumble. Wolf Shirts.
Cons: Hasn't improved to the rate he's getting pushed. That hairline is a disgrace. Wolf Shirts.



:siren: 2015 REMATCH ALERT :siren:

Rusev

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by KUSHIDA.

Pros: Has saved bad angles with his promos and in ring ability. Is really funny and charasmatic.
Cons: Seems to be injured for long times and out of peoples minds. Hasn't had a good feud in awhile.

Hanson

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Rusev.

Pros: Him and Raymond Rowe click well as a tag team. Had a good reign in ROH as tag champs. Finally in New Japan and won the crowds over in their first tour. Very agile for a big man.
Cons: He's not too remarkable and is now considered the weaker wrestler in his team. Hair line is shameful.



Sheamus

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Togi Makabe.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Ryusuke Taguchi.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by William Regal.

Pros: He hits hard and is solid in the ring. Seems to have finally found his groove again and where he works the best in WWE. His team with Cesaro is a good one!
Cons: Hits too hard? He had an awful boring run on his return heel run & League of Nations stable & being WWE Champion during then.

Brian Cage

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Luke Harper.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Hiroshi Tanahashi.

Pros: Is Big and Muscular, look at those striations. Is able to get his poo poo in on TV while in Lucha Underground and in AAA as an American heel.
Cons: Is so big and muscular he gets immoblie and botches a lot. I THINK THE LAD IS DEFINITELY ON THE JUICE.



KUSHIDA

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by John Cena.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Shinsuke Nakamura.

Pros: Is one of the best Jr Heavyweights, if not wrestlers in the world.
Cons: Too nostaligic for the 80s & Back to the Future.

Io Shirai

Pros: Top Joshi wrestler right now and probably the best women's wrestler in the world.
Cons: Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it. This matchup loving sucks for her. Not many people watch joshi. Also, a big injury may have possibly derailed her career in WWE for a short time.



Alexa Bliss

Pros: Good promo and character work. Has gotten a stong push that has felt orgainic instead of forced. A fun & good heel wrestler.
Cons: She's not incredible in the ring and certain people are obsessive over her. That awful this is your life segment and Bayley feud hurt her.

Bobby Roode

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by KUSHIDA.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Christopher Daniels.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by Kevin Steen.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2009 by Consequences Creed.

Pros: Is extremely over in NXT and for a heel has been getting pretty clean wins over all challengers so far. Has a great theme song.
Cons: Is 40 years old and shouldn't be in a "developmental" promotion. The theme song may be more over than him. Hasn't really had "great" matches.



Seth Rollins

Eliminated in Round 4 in 2015 by Kazuchika Okada.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2013 by Kazuchika Okada.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by CM Punk.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2009 by El Generico.

Pros: He's real good in the ring. Not on the same bracket as Okada this year!
Cons: Awful angles. Suffered two big injuries to the same leg which is concering. Coasting. Doesn't know what his finisher should be after all these years.

Noam Dar

Pros: Likes tall dominate women and getting slapped around by them.
Cons: Never ending feud with Cedric Alexander. Never wins.



Ryusuke Taguchi

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2013 by Kevin Steen.

Pros: Has fun multiman matches and brings much need comedy to the athleticness that NJPW normally has. Can get serious when need and have great matches.
Cons: His comedy stuff isn't for everyone and he sort of phones it in and relies on his sctick too much. Had a bad match with Kenny Omega.

Kofi Kingston

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Dalton Castle.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Ultramantis Black.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2011 by John Cena.
Eliminated in Quarter-Finals in 2009 by The Undertaker.

Pros: Him and the New Day have had some of the best segments and promos in WWE in years. He's been a great veteran in his team with Xavier and Big E.
Cons: New Day's gimmick is wearing thin on some people and Kofi isn't the crispest wrestler sometimes. Has said when New Day ends he's retiring.





DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Bobby Fish
Mr. rear end vs. Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno vs. Caristico
Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy
John Cena vs. Volador Jr.
Christopher Daniels vs. Chuck Taylor
Asuka vs. Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami vs. Big Cass
Tetsuya Naito vs. Atlantis
Michael Elgin vs. Baron Corbin
Rusev vs. Hanson
Sheamus vs. Brian Cage
KUSHIDA vs. Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss vs. Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins vs. Noam Dar
Ryusuke Taguchi vs. Kofi Kingston

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jul 11, 2017

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Bobby Fish
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Jeff Hardy
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Noam Dar
Ryusuke Taguchi

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Atlantis
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Bobby Fish
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Big Cass
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Noam Dar
Kofi Kingston

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Caristico
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Noam Dar
Ryusuke Taguchi

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
division 1 YET-TAY crab

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Kushida
Alexa bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

quote:


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Bobby Fish
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Noam Dar
Ryusuke Taguchi

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Jeff Hardy
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Brian Cage
Io Shirai
Abstain
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

HulkaMatt posted:

Also if you dislike a wrestler just vote against him.

I vote for Mr. rear end

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Bobby Fish
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Mistaken For Bacon
Apr 26, 2003

DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Noam Dar
Kofi Kingston

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Division 1: Yeti Crab

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

mr rear end will win his first round matchup, but, and this is where it gets tricky, he should also win his second round matchup

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Caristico
Jeff Hardy
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Atlantis
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

achillesforever6 posted:

DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Pretty much the same achillesforever.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Caristico
Jeff Hardy
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Big Cass
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Blankgambit
Mar 30, 2010
Bobby Fish
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Bobby Fish
Mr. rear end
Caristico
Chris Jericho
Volador Jr.
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
abstain
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Nakamura
Mr rear end
Ohno
Jericho
Cena
Daniels
Asuka
Itami
Naito
Elgin
Rusev
Cage
KUSHIDA
Bliss
Rollins
Taguchi

tigerdriver82
Jun 15, 2009

Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!
DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
Volador Jr.
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Ryusuke Taguchi

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
Io Shirai
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



DIVISION 1: YETI CRAB

Shinsuke Nakamura
Abstain
Caristico
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Abstain
Io Shirai
Alexa Bliss
Noam Dar
Kofi Kingston

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Noam Dar
Ryusuke Taguchi

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Bobby Fish
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Cedric Alexander
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Hanson
Brian Cage
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Noam Dar
Ryusuke Taguchi

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cen
Christopher Daniels
Asuka
Big Cass
abstain
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
abstain
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

oatgan posted:

mr rear end will win his first round matchup, but, and this is where it gets tricky, he should also win his second round matchup

mr rear end is going all the way baby

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Shinsuke Nakamura
Mr. rear end
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Michael Elgin
Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Alexa Bliss
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

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Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Kassius Ohno
Chris Jericho
John Cena
Chuck Taylor
Asuka
Hideo Itami
Tetsuya Naito
Baron Corbin
Rusev
Sheamus
KUSHIDA
Bobby Roode
Seth Rollins
Kofi Kingston

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