The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

If you don't giggle a bit after ever monster dong than I just dunno about your soul tbh

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:19

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:28

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

off the dinger machine!!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:20

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

Abel Wingnut posted:

a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief

(wakes up mid-interview)

WAITUHSECKUN, WAITUHSECKUN--ANDY PETTITE IS A STAHTING PITCHUH!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:20

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Homerun Derby just doesn't feel the same without Boomer's constant "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"s and "all the way to (insert geographical location)"s.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:21

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

WOW

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:21

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

corn on the cop posted:

retired

retired

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:21

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

I feel like now that they have the technology to measure the distance of home runs, they should do a home run derby where the winner is determined by the number of feet of all their combined dingers.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Good start, I think?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:21

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

One foul ball should eliminate you from the tournament.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:21

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Vertical Lime posted:

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

Apparently not enough to set it off during the derby :mad:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:22

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

This event has the ugliest color scheme this year.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:22

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Vertical Lime posted:

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

The answer to this will always be not enough.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:22

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Nice catch, fan

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

Usually it's Chris Berman so yes

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:22

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

I feel like Moustakas is the most likely to bust here

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:23

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

Hahahaha, oh man did you miss some great years.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:23

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Moustakas choking hard.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:23

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Homerun Derby just doesn't feel the same without Boomer's constant "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"s and "all the way to (insert geographical location)"s.

Cuba.

It would be Cuba for every single donger in this particular instance..

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:23

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Seriously the Dinger Machine should go off either constantly or after someone directly bonks a dong off the Machine, paying it proper tribute.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:23

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Moose sucks.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:23

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

AsInHowe posted:

This event has the ugliest color scheme this year.

ugly, gaudy things coming out of Miami WHY I NEVER

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:24

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

gently caress your wall scrapers, I want more Sano like bombs.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:24

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

350-foot line drive dingers are BORING

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:24

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Get these cheap rear end pieces of poo poo out of here. Sano's moonshots should count for 3 times as much

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:24

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Of course now that I say that he's in a groove now. :stare:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:24

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

This is what happens when you expect a Royal to hit dongs

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:24

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:24

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

This split screen is bunk. I wanna admire the home run in all its glory.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:25

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

New Concept Hole posted:

My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going

Everyone is.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:25

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

New Concept Hole posted:

My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going

Everyone is. Its bullshit

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:25

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

That you cannot throw another pitch until the ball lands means bullshit line drive homeruns are actually penalized vs incredible moonshots, doesn't it?

Dumb format imo.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:25

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Just leave on the Spanish commentary

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:25

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Pancakes posted:

Moose sucks.

(my extremely 2015 mets fan voice) agreed

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:26

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

marioinblack posted:

Just leave on the Spanish commentary

bek bek bek bek bek

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:26

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Moose might be screwed by the lack of bonus

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:26

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

little league fielding owns

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:26

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

First hit kid

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:26

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:28

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

They should have had three cameras for this thing. One for the player, one to track the ball, and one for the dinger machine.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:26

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