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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Thank you baseball gods

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
haha so close

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that owned

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


sit down moose

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
loving choked there

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Sano lives to crush more moonshots.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Not enough long dongs

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
:smith:

Beat Tartabull at least.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hmm the 300 pound guy who smashes dome windows or boring old moose man spraying line drives all over the park

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


The dinger machine's on the other side of the park today. That's the point.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

That girl might have broken her collar bone, ouch.

Also woo, Sano. Hopefully Tatis figures out how to pitch next round

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

I'm the girl who took that huge line drive directly to the elbow

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Moose had a year to get one more and couldn't get it done

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Sydin posted:

Sano lives to crush more moonshots.

The perfect system

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I say this every year but I want a Home Run Derby with aluminum bats. Sure some kid trying to field a ball might get his head taken off but thats the price of greatness.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Give me a derby with aluminum bats and tennis balls

Doughy Fresh
Jun 15, 2007

Isn't that dangerous?
Moose got jobbed by the clock there - they let it run for like 8 seconds after he called timeout

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I say this every year but I want a Home Run Derby with aluminum bats. Sure some kid trying to field a ball might get his head taken off but thats the price of greatness.

Stanton with a metal bat might break the space time continuum.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Intruder posted:

Give me a derby with aluminum bats and tennis balls

Golf balls.

If you haven't tried it, go outside and do it right now.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
My bracket for the first round was Sano, Judge, Stanton and Blackmon. So far so good.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Always great to hear commentators talk up Yankee Stadium, the only stadium where the vacant seats are promoted for being so expensive that no one ever sits in them

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Doughy Fresh posted:

Moose got jobbed by the clock there - they let it run for like 8 seconds after he called timeout

I presume they were waiting for the ball to land

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

my other son Gary showing pop to all fields

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Sanchez's first three HR's: LF off the window, RF, CF.

:allears:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Over the dinger machine.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Golf balls.

If you haven't tried it, go outside and do it right now.

Well if you want to just straight up kill people

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

over the dinger machine!

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

I feel like Stanton is likr Home Run Rocky and Aaron Judge is Ivan Drago sans steroids

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
line drive dongs

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
El Gary showing some power.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I demand Gary and Judge to slug it out

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Home favorite is gonna get eliminated it round one lmao

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why do they refuse to call it the dinger machine

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Santheb posted:

I feel like Stanton is likr Home Run Rocky and Aaron Judge is Ivan Drago sans steroids

I have a mental image of Stanton hitting dingers off the top of mountains now.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

if berman were still around 100% chance he'd say he hit it to boca raton

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
jfc sanchez :stonk:

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Haha people were mad about this guy making the derby

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Hahahhahahah jesus he is murdering it

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Holy moly Sanchez is murdering these baseballs

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
sanchez is wrecking poo poo up

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