The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Judge

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:13

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Methinks they did the seeding wrong

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

AARON JUDGE THE GOD

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

gently caress

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

AWWWWWWWW!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

judge is not human

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

They really need to scrap this tourney poo poo and make it top 4

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

holy crap

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

aaron judge is hitting 420 ft bombs to the opposite field

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:23

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

good loving night

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:24

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Miguel Sano is going to advance with the second lowest total in the first round lol

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:24

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Holy poo poo.

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Mother of gently caress this kid is just unreal

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MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

The Berzerker posted:

lol pardon you???

Didnt think he would turn into f'n superman after his time out

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Lol they didn't count the roof shot gently caress right off

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Doesn't even look tired

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:24

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Don't congratulate the Yankee, Correa :argh:

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

HOW THE gently caress IS THE ROOF NOT A HOMER gently caress YOU MLB

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol they didn't count the roof shot gently caress right off

I thoguht they did

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

Dear Justin Bour. The Judge had a message:

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Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

I feel like all my best Judge puns are too lawyer-specific. Inside baseball, if you will.

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Really glad Judge is sacrificing his 2nd-half performance for our benefit tonight.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sportsgenius86 posted:

They really need to scrap this tourney poo poo and make it top 4

Why? Every round has been awesome.

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VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

so glad I get to watch this kid every day y'all in the rest of the country are missing out

Judge is the truth

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

jesus christ judge

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:26

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why? Every round has been awesome.

Because nobody could watch all 8 guys and say Miguel Sano should still be in this.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:26

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

DJExile posted:

HOW THE gently caress IS THE ROOF NOT A HOMER gently caress YOU MLB

Ground rule double, son

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

New Concept Hole posted:

Aaron Judge loses the HRD when its discovered that hitting the roof is a Ground-Rule Double

I mean not quite

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Pancakes posted:

I feel like all my best Judge puns are too lawyer-specific. Inside baseball, if you will.

Would you say you see a lack of proper quid pro quo?

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Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

That was amazing

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

drat I feel bad for Bour, he significantly more impressive than Sano, Bellinger, or Sanchez.

On the other hand, holy poo poo Judge. :stare:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:27

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

they were like "hey you need one more"

Judge was like "ok" *smack*

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:27

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Ground rule double, son

more like ground rule dumb

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Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

drat we got a yankees team kill now

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Gotta beat the best to be the best

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:27

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

I look forward to Judge hitting a 500 foot solo home run in a 6-1 defeat to the Rays in the Wild Card game. :unsmigghh:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Ground rule double, son

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:28

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

sportsgenius86 posted:

Because nobody could watch all 8 guys and say Miguel Sano should still be in this.

To be fair, if Sano's pitcher actually pitches at the same pace he'd have like an extra five dongs and he averaged like 430ft.

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

The ASG won't be even remotely this good

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

marioinblack posted:

I look forward to Judge hitting a 500 foot solo home run in a 6-1 defeat to the Rays in the Wild Card game.

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