The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Roof shots make me want to see a HRD in the Trop. I want to see a D Ring shot to dead center.

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Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

Umps would call every fly ball a dinger, new records set every round

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:29

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

I don't know why you wouldn't put Stanton and Bour against each other to guarantee one moves on

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

They would never put an ASG in St. Pete despite how much I want it.

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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

pitchers don't care about the dumb rule, we just want dongs dammit

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

This HDR has loving ruled

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:30

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

marioinblack posted:

Would you say you see a lack of proper quid pro quo?

Watching Aaron Judge is an automatic exception to the hearsay rule because it always causes an excited utterance.

Just kill me now.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:31

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Has there been an ASG in St. Pete? That would be the most hosed up HR Derby of all time.

No, the Rays have never hosted.

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C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

I'd post more but I'm too busy marking out over these massive dongs.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:33

Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

Dumb that Sanchez has to go first because of seeding.

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

marioinblack posted:

They would never put an ASG in St. Pete despite how much I want it.

Certainly not in the trop.

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Sanchez has dead arms, Sano is a genius

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

C. Everett Koop posted:

I'd post more but I'm too busy marking out over these massive dongs.

Massive, meaty dongs

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:34

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

sano is going to advance to the finals despite hitting the second fewest homers in the first round lmao

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:35

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

the round format loving sucks, all the dudes gas, just have like 10 dudes and one round, winner take all

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:37

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

That one kid with the diving catch though

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

corn on the cop posted:

sano is going to advance to the finals despite hitting the second fewest homers in the first round lmao

Todd Fraser made it to the finals hitting like 3 home runs a few years back. That was the last year before timed rounds.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:38

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

My mom thinks the dinger machine should have a pinball-style machine on the front that the balls can fall into and bounce around in

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:39

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Come on Sano, save us from a yankees vs yankees final.

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

one round sorted by number of dingers hit during the season, 1 minute OT for ties

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Sydin posted:

Come on Sano, save us from a yankees vs yankees final.

No faith in Blackmon?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:39

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

Sano's big skill is holding his opponents to 10 HR a round.

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

No faith in Blackmon?

I mean understandably

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

484 feet and pretty much no reaction from the crowd or announcers :geno:

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Sanowns

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

lol Sano nearly gets hit by a pitch in the HRD

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

oh man I forgot that story about Sano's daughter :smith:

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

New Concept Hole posted:

My mom thinks the dinger machine should have a pinball-style machine on the front that the balls can fall into and bounce around in

a wise woman

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:42

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

New Concept Hole posted:

I mean understandably

Whoops I meant Bellinger

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:42

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Intruder posted:

lol Sano nearly gets hit by a pitch in the HRD

Charge the mound!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:42

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Tatis still isn't helping Sano out at all

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

484 feet and pretty much no reaction from the crowd or announcers

Textbook symptom of drug abuse

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:42

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Sanchez is gassed. Happily for Judge, robots do not get tired.

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

That ninth one was still rising when it left the field

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Oh god please don't mention Berman it's giving me PTSD

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:44

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

484 feet and pretty much no reaction from the crowd or announcers

JUDGE HIT THE CEILING

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:44

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

gently caress yeah suck it Yankees.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hey they are running the Dinger Machine after each batter.

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VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Sano stops like a lil bitch

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