The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMBxlu62c0

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:20

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:06

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Ahahaha he doesn't want to use his timeouts

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:20

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Crazy 😜

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:20

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

KEEP GOING

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Why did they stop

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

WHY DID THEY STOP

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

bump_fn posted:

Why did they stop

he's probably really loving tired

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Case closed

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Make him keep hitting, dammit. At least they finally turned on the Dinger Machine.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Dude hits loving popups that go into the second deck. What the gently caress.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

aaron judge is cool and good and he is my friend

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Unbelievable.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Beat Sano with BP. :drat:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

That was p awesome

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

bump_fn posted:

WHY DID THEY STOP

Gotta air celebrity softball

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

drat shame he's a Yankee

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

lol Judge won with like half his time left

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Good lord Aaron Judge :stare:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

i love mark mcgwire

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

i see the dinger machine is on

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

bawfuls posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:22

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Aaron Judge is the god and we should all just recognize this now

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Big Mean Jerk posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

yankee family suck my dick

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

The best Judge homer was the one that looked like a fly to deep center and all the kids congregated around the warning track, then collectively watched it go 10 feet over the wall.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

the balls filed a petition with the UN for war crimes

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

How does he barely touch the ball and it goes out

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

sano was sabotaged by his pitcher

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

bawfuls posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee

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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

bawfuls posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee

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Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Waffles Inc. posted:

How does he barely touch the ball and it goes out

It's a hell of a lot easier to hit a ball a long way when you weight 285.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

bawfuls posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee

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MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

So Judge can basically win these for as long as he wants to do them, right? Holy loving poo poo.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Bob James posted:

sano was sabotaged by his pitcher

I don't believe for a second that it would have mattered

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:24

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Crowd boos Aaron Judge in the first round, doesn't boo Joe Torre

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:24

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

you know what's crazy?

he's probably gonna get stronger

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:24

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

that fuckin guy kissing the trophy 3 x gently caress that guy

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:24

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

Poque posted:

Crowd boos Aaron Judge in the first round, doesn't boo Joe Torre

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:25

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:06

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Intruder posted:

I don't believe for a second that it would have mattered

No but it would have made the final a lot more fun, instead of having to watch Sano take about ten pitches.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:25

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