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HELLO THE FORUMS FAVORITE WRESTLER TOURNAMENT IS GOING ON NOW: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826085 ____________________________ Great Balls of Fire(lol) results WWE Universal Championship Match Brock Lesnar defeated Samoa Joe with the F5 to retain his title. "IMPROMPTU MATCH" Heath Slater defeated Curt Hawkins off screen. Ambulance Match Braun Strowman defeated Roman Reigns when he ducked a spear and Roman flew into the Ambulance. Roman was pissed and attacked Braun after the match, loaded him into the ambulance, then crashed it into a trailer. Roman walked off disgusted in himself as Kurt Angled called 911 to get Braun out of the wreck. There was an impromptu match that happened while they tried helping Braun. They eventually get a door off the ambulance and Braun is a bloody mess. He shoves medics away and staggers away bleeding all over the place. WWE Intercontinental Title Match The Miz defeated Dean Ambrose to retain his title. Bo cheap shotted Dean for Miz to win. WWE Raw Women's Championship Match Sasha Banks defeated Alexa Bliss via count out when Alexa refused to get back in the ring. Sasha beat down Alexa after the match. WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Iron Men Match Sheamus & Cesaro defeat The Hardy Boyz with 4 points to 3. - Sheamus got a flash pin off a Brogue Kick at the start 1-0 - Jeff was pinned off the assisted White Noise 2-0 - Jeff pinned Cesaro off a Twist of Fate 2-1 - Matt got thrown into a ring post outside to get counted out 3-1 - Matt and Jeff double team pinned Cesaro 3-2 - Matt pinned Sheamus with a Twist of Fate 3-3 - Jeff hit the Swanton on Sheamus but Cesaro covered Jeff 4-3. Matt was bleeding heavily. Big Cass squashed Enzo Amore Bray Wyatt defeated Seth Rollins Pre-Show Kick-Off Match: WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match Neville defeated Akira Tozawa via pinfall with a kick in the stomach to retain his title. ____________________________ BATTLEGROUND July 23rd WWE Championship Punjabi Prison Match Jinder Mahal(c) w/ The Singh Brothers vs. Randy Orton WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match The Usos(c) vs. The New Day Flag Match John Cena vs. Rusev US Championship Match??? AJ Styles(c) vs. Kevin Owens ____________________________ Raw Results Big Cass came out and cut a promo about how he destroyed Enzo last night. He said he is shooting to the top and is untouchable because he's the biggest baddest man in WWE. Big Show comes out and kicks his rear end. Finn Balor defeats The Drifter Elias Sampson The Hardyz cut a promo about not being obsolete and are just getting started in WWE. Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows come out and talk down the Hardyz and then get challenged to a match. Gallows and Anderson defeat The Hardyz. Afterwards the Revival attack the Hardyz and lay them out. Miz is out here hosting the Mizzies, his own award show. He has 3 awards and the first award is best supporting actor and its a tie and goes to Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel. Both give speeches about Miz raising them up out of obscurity. The 2nd award is Best Leading lady and its obviously Maryse. They begin crying and talk about how much they love each other. The last award is for Miz himself, he instead reads Dean Ambrose to shock but he's only kidding. Miz then puts himself over. Dean Ambrose comes out to attack Miz and is swarmed by the Miztorage. Seth Rollins comes out for the save and him and Ambrose run the Miztorage off. Backstage Ambrose confronts Seth Rollins and tells him to stay out of his business. Ambrose says he doesn't trust Rollins and he ruined that and their friendship. He tells him there will be no Shield reunion ever. Seth tells him he was just tired of Miz running his mouth and Ambrose says he's just some sort of protector all of a sudden and leaves. Bayley and Sasha Banks defeat Alexa Bliss and Nia Jax when Bayley pins Alexa. Goldust cuts his directors promo on R-Truth. Goldust defeats R-Truth. Kurt Angle is out to give a health update on Braun Strowman. Angle says there is no estimated return time for Braun Strowman's serious injuries. Angle then asks for Brock Lesnar to come out. Angle congratulates Lesnar and brings up their history together. Angle says he has an idea for Lesnar's challenger at SummerSlam and Heyman says he didn't come here for that, however Roman Reigns comes out and gets in Lesnar's face. Roman says he demands a title match and Angle says he has no right being in the ring after what he did last night to Braun. Roman tells them both to shut up because they came from the Attitude Era where that was something they did regularly. Roman says he got rid of Strowman because Angle could handle it and Brock was never around to handle him. Samoa Joe comes out and tries to pick a fight with Brock and Roman. Lesnar says neither men deserve a title shot and Heyman agrees that Joe doesn't, but retiring Undertaker does. Angle says next week it will be Roman vs. Joe for the number 1 contendership unless they fought right now. The crowd egged on a fight and Angle had to separate both men. After this Corey Graves got a text and left the announce booth to talk to Angle. Kurt Angle is getting blackmailed still. Both Corey and Angle know and Kurt says this is going to ruin his career and his family. Angle says he has nothing else to do but come clean next week about his big secret. Akira Tozawa and Cedric Alexander defeat Neville and Noam Dar. Seth Rollins is interviewed about saving Dean Ambrose tonight. He says he took his eye off Bray and attacked Miz because he was tired of him running his mouth, not because he wanted to save and reunite with Ambrose. Bray Wyatt cuts a promo about being furious that Seth would dare meddle with other people and not take him serious. He is going to teach Seth a lesson. Bray Wyatt defeats Seth Rollins. Miz and his entourage come out and beat up Seth Rollins. Dean Ambrose comes out for the save with a chair and runs them off. Raw ends with Angle inviting someone to Raw next week to announce his secret. He tells them he loves them and it doesn't seem to be a family member as they are worried about being revealed to the world as well. ____________________________ Smackdown Results
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Kurt's having an affair with Dixie Carter, I'm willing to toxx myself on this.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:where the gently caress is braun
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VJeff posted:Kurt's having an affair with Dixie Carter, I'm willing to toxx myself on this. Thank you Dixie for the bj
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:08 |
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Taking the week off so he can ruin next week's Joe/Reigns match and make Summerslam a 4-way Won't be the only 4-way that night once Kurt's with Dixie, Steph, and HHH
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:08 |
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Which of you dumb motherfuckers actually thought Roman was turning.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:09 |
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kurt gay. so what
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Rhonne posted:They're going to reveal Kurt's secret Latino lover...EDDIE GUERRERO!
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Chris James 2 posted:Taking the week off so he can ruin next week's Joe/Reigns match and make Summerslam a 4-way lol you don't think Roman's winning that clean?
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:10 |
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Roman can kill a man on screen and WWE will still try to make him the Face
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:10 |
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kurt is still beastiality loving booker t's wife and that's why he's still allowed on commentary
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:11 |
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Kurt is totally having an affair with Stephanie.
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VJeff posted:lol you don't think Roman's winning that clean? Joe's definitely not winning that match, so either it's Reigns or a gently caress finish (Braun) And I don't know what you have Braun do at Summerslam at this point if it doesn't involve Brock
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:12 |
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has anyone considered that kurt is just loving everyone
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:13 |
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I only saw parts of that Raw but I really dug Joe coming along and getting in Brock's face, and how Heyman was doing everything in his power to keep Joe away from another match with Brock. In spite of Joe losing at the PPV I thought it did a pretty great job of making Joe look like a legitimate threat to Brock (Brock's "gently caress!" expression upon hearing Joe's music really helped too). I mean, what's probably gonna happen is Roman beats Joe clean next week to set up his match with Brock, but I'll enjoy this while I can vv
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:14 |
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VJeff posted:Kurt's having an affair with Dixie Carter, I'm willing to toxx myself on this.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:15 |
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Regarding Roman, Kurt was clearly pissed off at him, so it's not like he's a face, but there also wasn't any consequences for it. So I guess Roman isn't a face or a heel. He just does stuff.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:16 |
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:has anyone considered that kurt is just loving everyone Calling it now. Next week, braun comes out, knocks out roman and joe. Kurt shows up and says "I told you I was proud of you. I can't believe you didn't want to show the world what... what we are and how we're...how we're better together." Kurt grabs braun's beard, pulls him in close and they have a tongue kiss, and then Goldust shows videos of him and kurt making love 20 years ago and Braun's "RIDE" to wrestlemania is established to culminate in a match against goldust.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:17 |
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so how dumb are they gonna make aj styles winning at msg
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VJeff posted:Regarding Roman, Kurt was clearly pissed off at him, so it's not like he's a face, but there also wasn't any consequences for it. well I guess you could say he's not a bad guy nor is he a good guy
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Jerusalem posted:I only saw parts of that Raw but I really dug Joe coming along and getting in Brock's face, and how Heyman was doing everything in his power to keep Joe away from another match with Brock. In spite of Joe losing at the PPV I thought it did a pretty great job of making Joe look like a legitimate threat to Brock (Brock's "gently caress!" expression upon hearing Joe's music really helped too). The worst part is that the crowd was clearly so into the idea of Joe getting at Brock again and didn't give a gently caress about Roman. It's one thing to pretend that Roman is the crowd favorite when he's in a segment alone, but no amount of editing and insane logic can hide it when the better option is 3 feet from him.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:19 |
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VJeff posted:Kurt's having an affair with Dixie Carter, I'm willing to toxx myself on this. What's your Toxx going to be?
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:19 |
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Didn't care, didn't watch. In Shinjobi's Fantasy Wrestleganza, reigning Mega Ultra Galatic HyperChamp Señor Joe pooped on everyone for 3 straight hours.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:20 |
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Kurt and Stephanie will reveal their lovechild: David Benoit
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:21 |
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Jerusalem posted:What's your Toxx going to be? Make him eat a hat
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Charles Gnarwin posted:The worst part is that the crowd was clearly so into the idea of Joe getting at Brock again and didn't give a gently caress about Roman. It's one thing to pretend that Roman is the crowd favorite when he's in a segment alone, but no amount of editing and insane logic can hide it when the better option is 3 feet from him. I honestly can't decide if joe/brock is a good thing or not. I love joe, but I just can't decide. I'd really like to see brock and braun go at it, but I doubt it's going to happen ever. It could be a good feud if brock even sort of tried. But he won't, and Joe will try his god drat hardest to drag any kind of interesting psychology out of brock he can, but it'd be better just to put Joe in a feud with someone that would actually work with him. Platypus Farm fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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Jerusalem posted:What's your Toxx going to be? Change his username to Claire Lynch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om22YXgcgoA
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Thing I just realized about the main event result: this frees up Bray to finally get Finn/the Demon King
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Chris James 2 posted:Thing I just realized about the main event result: this frees up Bray to finally get Finn/the Demon King They already had a totally neutered/aborted thing a while back. I guess they could give it another shot, but I can't see it happening. Finn's just dead in the water.
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What's with Paul Heyman's casual racism towards Samoans
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What the gently caress are they doing with Dean and Seth? Dean and Seth vs. Miztourage two on three?
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Codependent Poster posted:Kurt is totally having an affair with Stephanie. This would cause so many problems considering HHH/Steph's corporate positions but returning to a 17 year old storyline would be so loving hilarious I have to support this idea SamuraiFoochs posted:What the gently caress are they doing with Dean and Seth? Dean and Seth vs. Miztourage two on three? Aren't the Hardys the only face tag team on RAW right now? could be looking to give them something to do and plug that gap Blasmeister fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:What's with Paul Heyman's casual racism towards Samoans Racism is bad, and Paul Heyman is a heel.
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no braun no buys
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Blasmeister posted:This would cause so many problems considering HHH/Steph's corporate positions but returning to a 17 year old storyline would be so loving hilarious I have to support this idea I would legit be cool with that as long as they had an amicable split afterwards. I don't want Heel Dean v. Face Seth at ALL but the opposite would just be a rehash, albeit rehash of one of my favorite feuds ever.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:35 |
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Holy poo poo. I had no idea Angle broke his neck so many times
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:37 |
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Maybe Kurt and Stephanie never stopped their illicit love affair from way back when and all of her children are his and not Triple H's. That's the only secret I want revealed next week.
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Phenix Rising posted:Maybe Kurt and Stephanie never stopped their illicit love affair from way back when and all of her children are his and not Triple H's. That's the only secret I want revealed next week. When the undertaker kidnapped her and tried to do that weird marriage thing, turns out he just dumped her at an Elvis chapel and she married Kurt Angle on accident.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:39 |
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Kurt is having an affair but it's with Braun and that's why he was so concerned on Sunday
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Really weird that everyone assumes Kurt is slamming Dixie or Steph and not Corey
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