WWE Discussion: RIP Braun Strowman 7/10

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Little Angles :3:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:47

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:47

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

VJeff posted:

So I guess Roman isn't a face or a heel.

He's the big dog.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:48

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

What's your Toxx going to be?

I will go ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE MONSTER AMONG MEN, BRAUN STROWMAN IN A *spins wheel* TUXEDO MATCH

Uh I dunno what do you think'd be funny

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:49

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Platypus Farm posted:

They already had a totally neutered/aborted thing a while back. I guess they could give it another shot, but I can't see it happening. Finn's just dead in the water.

He still gets pretty great face pops and I imagine people will get into it once he gets a real feud, but yeah the booking has really hurt him.

I guess if they're planning on having Wyatt/Balor, it makes sense that Wyatt beat Seth at GREAT BALLS.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:49

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

petition to stop chanting "you suck" and replace it with "cool dad"

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:51

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

Joe's definitely not winning that match, so either it's Reigns or a gently caress finish (Braun)

And I don't know what you have Braun do at Summerslam at this point if it doesn't involve Brock

match with enzo

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:52

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

VJeff posted:

I will go ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE MONSTER AMONG MEN, BRAUN STROWMAN IN A *spins wheel* TUXEDO MATCH

Uh I dunno what do you think'd be funny

If you're wrong you have to go to shopTNA.com and buy a Kurt Angle TNA Hall of Fame commemorative T-shirt and once you get it take and post a selfie of you wearing it every day for a month

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:53

DM Punk: Aug 24, 2004

So, RAW is in Nashville next week.

Is Dixie Freakin' Carter gonna be on RAW?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:54

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

CubsWoo posted:

petition to stop chanting "you suck" and replace it with "cool dad"

Cosign.

Also I'm thinking Braun causes a gently caress finish and it's a triple threat which will be hype as fuuuuuuuck.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:55

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

The secret is that Kurt is Mormon and he's gay married the entire male roster of Smackdown, hence why he must keep it a secret from Raw.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:57

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

DM Punk posted:

So, RAW is in Nashville next week.

Is Dixie Freakin' Carter gonna be on RAW?

oh gently caress

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:59

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Raskolnikov38 posted:

oh gently caress

Kurt and Vince are Joining The Force

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:00

DM Punk: Aug 24, 2004

WWE is gonna invade the TNA warehouse!

Mickey James gonna knock on the door asking for Jasmes Storm.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:01

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

The Kurt Angle 24 is a must watch to anyone who didn't stay up for it.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:02

Platypus Farm: Jul 12, 2003; Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

CubsWoo posted:

Kurt and Vince are Joining The Force

I'd settle for j-e-double f j-a-double r-e-double t taking like four WWE belts at once.

And then having gay sex with kurt angle

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:02

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

DM Punk posted:

WWE is gonna invade the TNA warehouse!

Mickey James gonna knock on the door asking for Jasmes Storm.

Considering the health of the former D-X members I'd feel confident in Don West holding them off

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:03

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

The Kurt Angle 24 is a must watch to anyone who didn't stay up for it.

Agreed. There's a lot of little things I didn't know about Kurt's career. Probably because I didn't/couldn't watch Smackdown back in the day.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:04

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

sportsgenius86 posted:

The Kurt Angle 24 is a must watch to anyone who didn't stay up for it.

Yeah for real it was loving great.

Guess Alvarez was right when he said the Hardys were close to reaching an agreement on the Broken gimmick, btw.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:04

Evil Badman: Aug 19, 2006; Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Dango Bango posted:

Agreed. There's a lot of little things I didn't know about Kurt's career. Probably because I didn't/couldn't watch Smackdown back in the day.

I would show it to someone who has no interest in wrestling. It was really well done.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:06

ijii: Mar 17, 2007; I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.

I liked the Brock, Roman, and Samoa segment. Roman was good on the mic. I wish more feuds had that type of heat.

By the way, Kurt Angle's secret is that there's a video not yet made public of Kurt, Dixie, and Hornswoggle having a threesome.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:08

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Eli Wiggum posted:

What's with Paul Heyman's casual racism towards Samoans

He's very close to the family so I imagine he thinks he can say whatever he wants since he's got a Samoan (wrestling dynasty) friend.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:08

Sum Mors: Feb 21, 2008

New video on WWE's youtube today: Shane McMahon on his special bond with Kurt Angle.

:getin:

Seth Rollins running in "just because" seems really weird and dumb. I don't like it just like the last feud (still going feud?) with Wyatt made no sense. Dude needs to get some direction because he's looking like a dumb geek.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

VJeff posted:

Uh I dunno what do you think'd be funny

I'm open to other people's suggestions, but my pick would be either:

Write up a heartfelt endorsement of the Dixie Carter era of TNA, lauding her genius management, business and promotional talents, complete with references and examples, and post it in the TNA thread where you would defend it as sincerely as possible (without getting aggressive about it).
Draw/create some kind of comic about a day in the life of Vince McMahon.
Make a pictorial tribute to the Architect and Sole Creative Force behind the Women's Revolution: Stephanie McMahon.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:23

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

MassRafTer posted:

He's very close to the family so I imagine he thinks he can say whatever he wants since he's got a Samoan (wrestling dynasty) friend.

he got the samoan version of "you can say the n-word, paul"

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:25

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

I'm open to other people's suggestions, but my pick would be either:

Write up a heartfelt endorsement of the Dixie Carter era of TNA, lauding her genius management, business and promotional talents, complete with references and examples, and post it in the TNA thread where you would defend it as sincerely as possible (without getting aggressive about it).

Draw/create some kind of comic about a day in the life of Vince McMahon.

Make a pictorial tribute to the Architect and Sole Creative Force behind the Women's Revolution: Stephanie McMahon.

I can't draw and I've never watched TNA. A tribute to Steph seems like the ticket. If I'm wrong and it is Steph, I'll probably do that. If it's something else, well, we'll see what it is, first. :v:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

VJeff posted:

I can't draw and I've never watched TNA. A tribute to Steph seems like the ticket. If I'm wrong and it is Steph, I'll probably do that. If it's something else, well, we'll see what it is, first.

Okay then, if the reveal isn't that Kurt was/is having an affair with Dixie Carter then you have to make a pictorial tribute to Steph.

If that IS the reveal then I'll gift you an upgrade of your choice, but you can still make the pictorial tribute to Steph if you want :shobon:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:38

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

Now I demand a legitimate Brock vs. Roman rap battle.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:53

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

I'm open to other people's suggestions, but my pick would be either:

Write up a heartfelt endorsement of the Dixie Carter era of TNA, lauding her genius management, business and promotional talents, complete with references and examples, and post it in the TNA thread where you would defend it as sincerely as possible (without getting aggressive about it).

Draw/create some kind of comic about a day in the life of Vince McMahon.

Make a pictorial tribute to the Architect and Sole Creative Force behind the Women's Revolution: Stephanie McMahon.

Record a 5 minute heartfelt eulogy for Chris Regal

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:02

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

VJeff posted:

I can't draw and I've never watched TNA. A tribute to Steph seems like the ticket. If I'm wrong and it is Steph, I'll probably do that. If it's something else, well, we'll see what it is, first.

Ooh, do it in PowerPoint

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:09

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

someone hasn't heard of the ecw monster mash battle royal

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will say this, the Joe/Reigns/Brock segment was awesome as hell because the crowd was basically reacting like it was a rap battle or something.

Also they'd better do a Joe/Lesnar/Braun/Roman Fatal Four Way at Summerslam. I wasn't kidding, that'd be the most Kaiju-tastic match in wrestling history.

It was an awesome segment, except for Roman, who just mumbled some poo poo about the Attitude Era.

Like, what the gently caress? You shoot this insane angle and that's your follow-up? Jesus christ.

Cubone posted:

Ooh, do it in PowerPoint

lol jesus christ this may be the biggest trainwreck I've ever been party to.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:19

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ijii posted:

I liked the Brock, Roman, and Samoa segment. Roman was good on the mic. I wish more feuds had that type of heat.

Just want to say that I really enjoyed how you referred to the three men by their first names of Brock, Roman and Samoa here.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cubone posted:

Ooh, do it in PowerPoint

Hahaha, yessss :getin:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:44

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I just realized what the protracted sequence from Eat Balls of trying to get Braun out of the ambulance reminded me of: The funeral parlor segment where Ultimate Warrior gets locked inside an airtight casket

Highly recommended :munch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYjUvGaWUY

Heel commentator Macho Man even starts panicking and when they finally get it open you can see Warrior had been attempting to claw through it with his bare hands. :black101:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:50

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DM Punk posted:

So, RAW is in Nashville next week.

Is Dixie Freakin' Carter gonna be on RAW?

It would be hilarious if the WWE just started name dropping TNA now that they've changed their name.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 07:17

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

if y'all ever liked any fire pro wrestling games get the new one on steam. it plays great and the steam workshop is gonna be like adrenaline to the heart for the fire pro modding scene.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 08:53

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Cubone posted:

I just realized what the protracted sequence from Eat Balls of trying to get Braun out of the ambulance reminded me of: The funeral parlor segment where Ultimate Warrior gets locked inside an airtight casket

Highly recommended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYjUvGaWUY

Heel commentator Macho Man even starts panicking and when they finally get it open you can see Warrior had been attempting to claw through it with his bare hands.

Havent watched this in years. This, and Shawn turning on Marty, are burned in my mind. You don't appreciate those heel moves until you're older.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 11:19

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Raw... good? Again?!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 11:52

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Wait so they're just ignoring where Reigns announced that he would be #1 contender like 3 weeks ago?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 12:30

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