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Why, was the pastor also deaf
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Why, was the pastor also deaf Presumably because her husband was still deaf and she wanted him to know she was saying I do?
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Jul 11, 2017 03:13
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Jul 11, 2017 03:26
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I love how incompetent everyone in this story is
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Jul 11, 2017 04:30
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that's completely plausible fyi, good clear 5yo thinking
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Jul 11, 2017 06:01
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sebmojo posted:that's completely plausible fyi, good clear 5yo thinking How about a hospital scheduling an operation without any stock of blood?
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Jul 11, 2017 06:59
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starkebn posted:How about a hospital scheduling an operation without any stock of blood? He was linking the tooth fairy story, not the blood donor one. And as a parent, I totally can see a five year old putting two and two together that deliberately losing your teeth through bad habits makes lots of tooth fairy visits.
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Jul 11, 2017 07:14
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Ah, my phone just had text links :shakefist:
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Jul 11, 2017 07:30
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Do other parents not teach that only fine strong healthy undiseased teeth can be exchanged for money with the Tooth Fairy and then turned into toothy castles and battlements? You don't get money from the Tooth Fairy for teeth with holes or fillings in them. e: my mother's younger sister tried to forcibly remove her own teeth to game the system and my grandparents had to institute a rule of ONLY NATURALLY FALLEN OUT TEETH can be exchanged for fairy money (you also can't steal your little sister's teeth and exchange them for fairy money) CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 08:50 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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Jul 11, 2017 08:48
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Another fine tradition ruined by strict regulations
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Jul 11, 2017 09:00
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Remember that if you don't want to pay $2 for a tooth any more you can give your child 50c instead and say the Tooth Fairy union demanded higher wages for the Tooth Fairies and the extra got taken out of innocent children's Tooth Fairy payouts and this is why you have to vote Republican.
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Jul 11, 2017 09:11
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Jul 11, 2017 16:45
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thank you for reminding me of that, courteously even.
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Jul 11, 2017 18:12
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For to mention she wanted to learn how to sign, "drat, son. You're hot!"
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Jul 11, 2017 20:45
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Aleph Null posted:For to mention she wanted to learn how to sign, "drat, son. You're hot!"  (which I'll believe happened but it fits too well to not post it)
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Jul 11, 2017 20:49
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A Woman's Boss Had The Most Perfect Response When She Asked For A "Mental Health Day" https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-womans-boss-had-the-best-response-when-she-asked-for-a
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Jul 11, 2017 22:56
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gschmidl posted:
I couldn't see this happening
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Jul 11, 2017 22:56
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genetic_knockout posted:A Woman's Boss Had The Most Perfect Response When She Asked For A "Mental Health Day" It's it too pessimistic to think "young, quite attractive woman messages her nerdy looking male boss - he lets her do what she wants"?
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Jul 11, 2017 23:14
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The people running in saying they felt slightly anxious so their boss let them take time off/alcohol for  PANIC ATTACKS are funny.
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Jul 11, 2017 23:16
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genetic_knockout posted:A Woman's Boss Had The Most Perfect Response When She Asked For A "Mental Health Day" wrong thread https://medium.com/@OlarkLiveChat/its-2017-and-mental-health-is-still-an-issue-in-the-workplace-61efbef092f
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Jul 11, 2017 23:22
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Elizabethan Error posted:wrong thread Whoooosh E: ah dang, ninja edited
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Jul 11, 2017 23:24
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kimbo305 posted:Whoooosh 
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Jul 11, 2017 23:25
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genetic_knockout posted:A Woman's Boss Had The Most Perfect Response When She Asked For A "Mental Health Day" This is marketing for that business, right? Either way, it should probably be standard practice
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Jul 11, 2017 23:30
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Zipperelli. posted:So my friend who's TOTALLY NOT ME bought this dumb poo poo, and now I - I MEAN HE - is regretting it. This reminds me of when I was 12/13 and we first got the internet (so like 1997/1998) and I navigated to "playboy.com" and soon after our internet stopped working for unrelated reasons. I was convinced that it was because I had gone to a porn site while under the age of 18 and that the police were gonna show up any day now.
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Jul 11, 2017 23:37
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Zelder posted:This is marketing for that business, right? Either way, it should probably be standard practice Probably yes and yes.
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Jul 11, 2017 23:40
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Ytlaya posted:This reminds me of when I was 12/13 and we first got the internet (so like 1997/1998) and I navigated to "playboy.com" and soon after our internet stopped working for unrelated reasons. I was convinced that it was because I had gone to a porn site while under the age of 18 and that the police were gonna show up any day now. Guess what sicko, there's no statute of limitations on that poo poo. You're going to loving jail 
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Jul 12, 2017 00:21
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loving Jail does sound appropriate. In order to get respect you need to beat off the biggest guy on your wing on your first day.
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Jul 12, 2017 13:52
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Doubtful Guest posted:loving Jail does sound appropriate. In order to get respect you need to beat off the biggest guy on your wing on your first day. idt we should send minors to loving Jail even if they do look at porn sites
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Jul 12, 2017 14:21
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AlbieQuirky posted:Wesleyan has never been a women's college. It didn't even start admitting women until the 1970s. Wikipedia.com posted:Wesleyan College is a private, liberal arts women's college located in Macon, Georgia, United States. The Wesleyan College Historic District was listed on the National Register of Historic Places on April 2, 2004. ??? Edit: apparently this was a few days ago, but I can't let inaccuracies about women's colleges just slide Shoombo has a new favorite as of 15:14 on Jul 12, 2017 |
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Jul 12, 2017 15:11
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Shoombo posted:??? They're referring to the much more famous Wesleyan University. though.  edit: Which Google would pop up as the top results unless you deliberately put in "college" for some reason.
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Jul 12, 2017 15:18
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ibntumart posted:They're referring to the much more famous Wesleyan University. though. Nuh uh top result for me is Virginia Wesleyan University (because I live near it) Anyway I'm going to take the poster of that incomprehensible stdh at their word on what school they went to, because it's not the weird part.
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Jul 12, 2017 15:37
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Do other parents not teach that only fine strong healthy undiseased teeth can be exchanged for money with the Tooth Fairy and then turned into toothy castles and battlements? You don't get money from the Tooth Fairy for teeth with holes or fillings in them. I'm waiting for a stdh story about how a child wants the tooth fairy to pay in bitcoin.
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Jul 12, 2017 15:42
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ibntumart posted:They're referring to the much more famous Wesleyan University. though. I think the stdh was talking about the famous, famously liberal Wesleyan that's in Connecticut, and not Wesleyan College of Macon, Georgia, since he says he's a dude and the latter doesn't admit dudes. Unless that's part of the stdh ouroboros.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:05
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I especially like this because O- blood is nearly always stocked because it doesn't have antibodies or Rh factor; it's the universal donor.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:15
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I especially like this because O- blood is nearly always stocked because it doesn't have antibodies or Rh factor; it's the universal donor. Yeah that's why it's actually really hard to stock because it's so useful. I'm constantly getting texts from the blood service telling me stocks are low pls come in.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:19
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THats when you let them know the price just went up
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Jul 12, 2017 20:21
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I have O- DELUXE AKA it's also suitable for newborns
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Jul 12, 2017 20:23
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EmmyOk posted:I have O- DELUXE AKA it's also suitable for newborns same 
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EmmyOk posted:Yeah that's why it's actually really hard to stock because it's so useful. I'm constantly getting texts from the blood service telling me stocks are low pls come in. See you're the blood sucker. They take your blood and give it to others but when you need it they'll be all out. I have 0+ fygm blood. They always have mine in stock and I can take yours too. A friend of mine has 0- and they always hassle him to give blood but he refuses because donating blood makes him fatigued for over a week afterwards.
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Catberry posted:See you're the blood sucker. They take your blood and give it to others but when you need it they'll be all out. I thought AB+ was the universal receptor. O- universal donor.
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