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Richard Smart is a better name
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! latest schedule is out. At a glance, half the poo poo is delayed, but the aim date of 08-25-17, somehow remains unchanged. Ahahahaha!
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:52 |
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There's a guy in my city named Helmut Lazer, which is also a fantastic band name. No wikipedia page for him though.
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:54 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/giogetmoneyTV/status/885650109119246336 Can someone translate this? I' retarded but I don't speak retard tia
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:54 |
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Texture Render problem ETA is 10th August (was 27th July) Something moves to the right 2 weeks, something as pivotal as textures which everything from your UI to the world uses and yet your target remains the same. Project Management at its finest. Mission System ETA is 19th July (was 30th June) Over two weeks delayed on this one, and the product still has that release date. Cao Ni Ma fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/giogetmoneyTV/status/885650109119246336 when you look up circlejerk in the dictionary this is the literal definition, there is nothing else but these desperately pathetic messages printed over 3 pages in the Cs.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:00 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Texture Render problem Yeah, most of the entries are like that. You noticed too, huh?
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:01 |
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Guys, they never push back the release date til the last minute, have you learned nothing?
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:02 |
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! latest schedule is out. At a glance, half the poo poo is delayed, but the aim date of 08-25-17, somehow remains unchanged. Hm, yes... I, too, look forward to them starting work on memory allocation.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:05 |
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big nipples big life posted:Guys, they never push back the release date til the last minute, have you learned nothing? Cao Ni Ma posted:Bets on this weeks progress report? Everything is going smoothly, but things get delayed internally again. Avocados still on track!
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:06 |
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You get an A+ in CIG operations.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:10 |
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RSI Schedule posted:The team has been making steady progress in completing the various systems. Some of the larger systems like Render to Texture, which contributes to our screens and mobiGlas and will ultimately contribute to ship to ship comms, have been implemented enough for the teams to start using them, that extensive use has been exposing some of the bugs which has caused some additional delays. On the plus side, the delayed proposed release date has allowed some of the ship and weapon refactors that were intended for a future release to be added to the 3.0.0. No new gameplay but hey! More ship refactoring!! Yay! gently caress you goonies!
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:13 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6nau6m/gamestar_titelstory_summary/quote:Via the Star Map they jump to the edge of the atmosphere of Delamar and are then flying down manual. During the atmospheric entry, flames start appearing around the hull. This depends on your speed and the size of your ship. e: quote:Everything they do is seamless. There is nowhere a Loading screen. aww MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Jul 15, 2017 |
# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:19 |
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MedicineHut posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6nau6m/gamestar_titelstory_summary/ Uh oh!
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:20 |
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big nipples big life posted:Dick Armey is the best, most manly name there ever was. Manley Power.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:24 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Manley Power. Max Power
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:26 |
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Five stages of grief for the 3.0 denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance April 25th: - Looks like 3.0 is released in late June. Oh joy! It's going to be a great summer! June 25th: [Denial] - Well, looks like 3.0 is released in late July. This is fine! 3.0 will be greater for it and this still going to be the best summer! July 15th: [Anger] - Oh, looks like 3.0 is released in late August. Oh god! What are they doing? Will there be still time to play it during summer vacation! Also, I totally called it that last years' demos were all fake. What is their release incentive at this point? August 15th: [Bargaining] - Ehm, looks like 3.0 is released after GamesCom. Chirs, are you reading this? Please, release 3.0 before GamesCom, we need something! Anything! I'll buy another collector's if you release 3.0 in whatever state it's in! October15th: [Depression] - Welp, looks like no 3.0 for CitCon either. That sucks. Life sucks now forever. December 31th: [Acceptance] - You know what? This recent takeover by Coutts is ok. I am FINE with it.The game does not have to release anything. We have our dreams. (why did I not request a refund).
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:28 |
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^ what year does that take place in though?
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:30 |
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! latest schedule is out. At a glance, half the poo poo is delayed, but the aim date of 08-25-17, somehow remains unchanged. CALLED IT they only delay the realease date every 2 weeks
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:30 |
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Mne nravitsya posted:Sandi, Ortwin, Chris, and Erin I have a feeling derek will get stabbed if he goes...
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:37 |
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Mirificus fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jul 15, 2017 |
# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:38 |
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MedicineHut posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6nau6m/gamestar_titelstory_summary/ It's good that they're so open and transparent with their development that they've shown this working vertical slice to all their backers now
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:40 |
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:43 |
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quote:In the Demo they have problems with the elevators and the physics grid, so they had to use commands. quote:Many people think, that C.R. should have to force some parts a bit more and don't be the perfectionist. But with 3.0 the editor thinks, that they may not have done something huge (content wise), but something that will be the base for a game that can be played for years. JESUS
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:44 |
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D1E posted:LMAO Make those funny please
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:46 |
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Percelus posted:wing commander is a really lame universe. it's basically a star trek federation vs thundercat klingons subplot fought with x-wings instead of cruiser class ships *would* fap to.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:56 |
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Hm yes, a conspiracy of thousands of trolls working overtime to discredit Star Citizen does sound much more likely than the game actually being a mismanaged pile of poo poo
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big nipples big life posted:Dick Armey is the best, most manly name there ever was. I no poo poo knew someone in Montana named Butts Glidewell Ayn Marx posted:Make those funny please D1E's continued inability to deal with the fact that Derek's ELE is our own Star Citizen prevents him from making posts that are funny or good in any way. It's not his fault though, so please be nice to him.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:01 |
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My excerpts from the german article: It is planned Normally you would In the Demo they have problems with the elevators and the physics grid, so they had to use commands. In one room they find the corpse of the missing person. (Sadly the interaction system in the demo fails) But now 2 enemies are coming from behind and start to fire at you. Now the people from Gamestar are allowed to play 3.0 by themselves. Shortly after they used the new nox bike, the game crashed. With a console command, they teleport to an outpost, which might be part of a mission in 3.0 Not everything that will be in 3.0 could they test. (trading, insurance and stamina). Many apps and improvements on systems are missing in the demo. This is good for 3.0
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:07 |
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Star Citizen does publish a magazine though. It's called Jump Point. MilesK fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jul 15, 2017 |
# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:09 |
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What's with the ongoing PR blitz? They gearing up to gut gullible people's wallets once more?
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:10 |
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TheAgent posted:dick money is such a cool goddamn name Well I dunno, maybe a $25 fee from the clerk's office can make that happen. Look it up, I will send you funds to change your legal name to "Dick TheAgent Money".
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:16 |
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Combat Pretzel posted:What's with the ongoing PR blitz? They gearing up to gut gullible people's wallets once more? Cyclone, a stealthy ship that punches above it's weight stealthily favored by smugglers available for a limited time, to be announced in the near future.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:16 |
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Combat Pretzel posted:What's with the ongoing PR blitz? They gearing up to gut gullible people's wallets once more? They do other things?
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:16 |
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Combat Pretzel posted:What's with the ongoing PR blitz? They gearing up to gut gullible people's wallets once more? The loan means their PR firm's getting paid again
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:16 |
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quote:The team has been making steady progress in completing the various systems. Some of the larger systems like Render to Texture, which contributes to our screens and mobiGlas and will ultimately contribute to ship to ship comms, have been implemented enough for the teams to start using them, that extensive use has been exposing some of the bugs which has caused some additional delays. On the plus side, the delayed proposed release date has allowed some of the ship and weapon refactors that were intended for a future release to be added to the 3.0.0. Completed: 2 Delayed: 7 New Tasks / Refactoring: 3 Remaining: 21 Furthest ETA: Aug 10th Completed quote:Personal Manager App Delayed quote:Inventory System Support NEW TASKS quote:RSI Aurora REMAINING quote:- MISSION GIVERS "Doors and airlocks" gets an extra * around its "feature complete" status (2 total). Nicholas fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jul 15, 2017 |
# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:17 |
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Wait what... they delayed things further so that somehow gave them more time so they added MORE things to do? I my what who... brain... hurting.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:21 |
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I feel like they added those "reworks" in just so they have tasks to mark as "feature complete" over the next few weeks. They are basically making negative progress right now
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:23 |
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I mean look at this poo poo RSI Aurora This is an updated version of the Aurora. We previously didn’t think that we would have the time to complete this rework for 3.0.0, however, with the movement of our release dates we are now able to include this rework with 3.0.0. ETA is 21st July Ok, you DON'T have the time to complete it for 3.0 you loving dunces, THAT IS WHY YOU'RE SO FAR BEHIND!!!!
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:24 |
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Sappo569 posted:I mean look at this poo poo never mind the 30 or so other ships they havent even started on yet
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:26 |