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Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
John loving Zandig
Matt Hardy
Cesaro
Tyler Bate
Finn Balor
Zack Sabre Jr.
Hiromu Takahashi
Scott Dawson

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Division 2 Round 2: Coconut Crab

John loving Zandig
Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Tyler Bate
Dragon Lee
Zack Sabre Jr.
Hiromu Takahashi
Lio Rush

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012
Division 2 Round 2: Coconut Crab

Kazuchika Okada
Matt Hardy
Cesaro
Tyler Bate
Dragon Lee
Neville
Hiromu Takahashi
Scott Dawson

Blankgambit
Mar 30, 2010
John loving Zandig
Matt Hardy
Aleister Black
Tyler Bate
Dragon Lee
Zack Sabre Jr.
Hiromu Takahashi
Lio Rush

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

Division 2 Round 2: Coconut Crab

John loving Zandig -- I cannot forgive Okada for defeating and nearly killing my beautiful Katsuyori Shibata. Also Zandig is a hero.
Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Ricochet
Dragon Lee
Zack Sabre Jr.
Hiromu Takahashi -- Takahashi is the best but I want it to be known that I love Juice and I hope he wins it all next time.
Lio Rush

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Division 2 Round 2: Coconut Crab

Kazuchika Okada
Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Tyler Bate
Dragon Lee
Zack Sabre Jr.
Hiromu Takahashi :daryl:
Scott Dawson

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

when you really break it down what is a rainmaker but a 180 lariat?

john zandig can do a 720 lariat that's four times better

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Kazuchika Okada
Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Ricochet
Dragon Lee
Zack Sabre Jr. (this was really hard and now i want this match)
Hiromu Takahashi
Scott Dawson

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

oatgan posted:

when you really break it down what is a rainmaker but a 180 lariat?

john zandig can do a 720 lariat that's four times better



This gif sucks complete rear end up until the point where the glass table breaks and then it's amazing again

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Division 2 Round 2: Coconut Crab

Kazuchika Okada
Matt Hardy
Aleister Black
Ricochet
Finn Balor
Zack Sabre Jr.
Hiromu Takahashi
Lio Rush

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Division 2 Round 2: Coconut Crab

Kazuchika Okada
Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Tyler Bate
Finn Balor
Neville
Hiromu Takahashi
Scott Dawson

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
John loving Zandig
Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Ricochet
Finn Balor
Zack Sabre Jr
Hiromu Takahashi
Scott Dawson

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Kazuchika Okada
Pete Dunne
Cesaro
Ricochet
Finn Balor
Zack Sabre Jr.
Hiromu Takahashi
Scott Dawson

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i want to do some more Voteing

This post is in recognition of the Fun and beauty of the event, rather than a complaint.

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jul 16, 2017

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI




Division 2 Round 2 Total Voters: 72

pre:
Kazuchika Okada       [54]   vs.   [15]       John loving Zandig | 3 Abstain (GenericMartini, Mercury Crusader, RacistGuidingLight)
Pete Dunne            [50]   vs.   [22]       Matt Hardy          | 0 Abstain
Cesaro                [49]   vs.   [22]       Aleister Black      | 1 Abstain (Do not even ask)
Ricochet              [48]   vs.   [24]       Tyler Bate          | 0 Abstain
Finn Balor            [33]   vs.   [38]       Dragon Lee          | 1 Abstain (Blooming Brilliant)
Zack Sabre Jr.        [46]   vs.   [26]       Neville             | 0 Abstain
Hiromu Takahashi      [66]   vs.   [06]       Juice Robinson      | 0 Abstain
Lio Rush              [22]   vs.   [50]       Scott Dawson        | 0 Abstain

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI




DIVISION 3 ROUND 2



AJ Styles

Eliminated in the Finals in 2015 by Kevin Owens.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Karl Anderson.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2011 by El Generico.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2009 by Beth Phoenix.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2007 by Chris Benoit.

Pros: One of the best wrestlers in the world. One of those guys who can have a great match with anyone.
Cons: Hey AJ why don't you tell us about your FLAT EARTH? Has said some real dumb things in the past.

Joey Ryan's Dick (Not the wrestler, just his dick)

Pros: It's really strong.
Cons: Some of us don't like dick.



Marty Scurll

Pros: His VILLAIN shtick is over with a lot of people. Breaks peoples fingers. Good look. Pretty good wrestler.
Cons: WOOP WOOP. Can be too goofy in the ring.

Keith Lee

Pros: Really big agile guy, has boatloads of natural charisma.
Cons: Relatively new as he is just now breaking out. some think his matches follow the same formula



Samoa Joe

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Dean Ambrose.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2013 by Yuji Nagata.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2011 by The Undertaker.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2009 by John Cena.
Eliminated in The Semi-Finals in 2007 by CM Punk.

Pros: Got out of TNA and rolled right into WWE. Just recently had his first WWE Championship Match after a really awesome build. Has some fire again!
Cons: Peak days are long gone. Can't go as hard as he used to.

Becky Lynch

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Akira Tozawa

Pros: PUNS. Good wrestler! Fun! Also she's my favorite.
Cons: gently caress you. After her strong SD push - she hasn't done much lately. Hopefully soon! :swoon:



Katsuyori Shibata

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Brock Lesnar.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Mark Henry.

Pros: loving tremendous. Gives his loving all in countless awesome matches.
Cons: In his last match - which was rated ***** - he hosed up his skull/brain. Still in the hospital after months. Can't do poo poo. Despite this career-ending injury, the man is loving crazy and will probably wrestle again if he can. Chappin' Chappin'.

Johnny Gargano

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Cesaro.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Prince Devitt.

Pros: Probably the best babyface in the WWE. Very fun, great wrestler. Cool guy with a rad wife.
Cons: Trusted the Psycho Killer Tommaso Ciampa like a fool.



Sami Zayn

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Sasha Banks.
Eliminated in Round 4 in 2013 by Prince Devitt.
Eliminated in The Semi-Finals in 2011 by Bryan Danielson.
Eliminated in The Semi-Finals in 2009 by Shawn Michaels.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2007 by Rob Van Dam.

Pros: Always a fan favorite. Tremendous wrestler. Tremendous babyface. While he isn't the guy having a top match on every show anymore - he's still beloved.
Cons: Feels like he's in that place Cesaro was a few years ago. Should be higher than he is.

Rey Fenix

Pros: Exceptional highflyer with great balance. Likely to be working a promotion near you. Former Lucha Underground Champion.
Cons: Seemingly in the shadow of his brother. Former Lucha Underground Champion.



Braun Strowman

Pros: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN. GIANT MURDER MACHINE. SHOWS IMPROVEMENT.
CONS: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN. NOT EVERYONE BELIEVES THE HYPE.

Drew McIntyre

Eliminated in Round 1 in 2015 by Kenny Omega.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2011 by Austin Aries.

Pros: Undergone a career resurgence since leaving the WWE, completely recreated himself and his style. Hard hitting, great look.
Cons: Scottish so he didn't stick to the whole Independents thing. Probably could have been gigantic if he held out a bit longer.



Penta el 0M

Eliminated in Round 2 in 2015 by Kota Ibushi.

Pros: Absolutely the best brawler and break out star of Lucha Underground. The guy has a presence and knows how to work a crowd.
Cons: How the gently caress do you say his name?

Kyle O'Reilly

Eliminated in Round 4 in 2015 by Kevin Owens.
Eliminated in Round 1 in 2013 by Kazushi Sakuraba.

Pros: Technically sound, great fundamentals, all around great wrestler. Former ROH Champion.
Cons: To call his run with the ROH Belt a cup of coffee would be an insult to Starbucks. Still waiting on that call from WWE.



Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)

Eliminated in Round 4 in 2015 by Ricochet.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2013 by Kazushi Sakuraba.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2011 by The Great Muta.

Pros: One of the best high flyers in the world. A real star in the ring.
Cons: Walks to the beat of his own drum. The sound of the drum unfortunately leads away from main events to opening matches in a mask.

Akira Tozawa

Eliminated in Round 3 in 2015 by Kota Ibushi.
Eliminated in Round 2 in 2013 by Kassius Ohno.
Eliminated in Round 3 in 2011 by William Regal.

Pros: Shows a ton of fire. A standout in the cruiserweight division. SCREAMS. AH. AH. AH.
Cons: Titus is trying to ruin my good boy.



Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles vs. Joey Ryan's Dick
Marty Scurll vs. Keith Lee
Samoa Joe vs. Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata vs. Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn vs. Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman vs. Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M vs. Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi) vs. Akira Tozawa

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
abstain
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
abstain

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Joey Ryan's Dick - the idea of aj "THE GAY COMMUNITY" styles losing to a penis is too funny to me
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Rey Fenix
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)

Blankgambit
Mar 30, 2010
AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Rey Fenix
Drew McIntyre
Penta El 0M
Ibushi

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i love to vote

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Becky Lynch
Johnny Gargano
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Akira Tozawa

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Akira Tozawa

Do not even ask posted:

Joey Ryan's Dick - the idea of aj "THE GAY COMMUNITY" styles losing to a penis is too funny to me

The idea of Joey Ryan's dick winning this whole tourney is amazing and truly a sign of the times. In my heart of hearts I want Shibata to win this thing, but Joey's dong is a close second.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

tigerdriver82
Jun 15, 2009

Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Becky Lynch
Katsuyori Shibata :rip:
Rey Fenix
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Kyle O'Reilly
Akira Tozawa

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Smoe Joe
Johnny Gargs
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Akira Tozawa

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Kyle O'Reilly
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!
AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Drew McIntyre - Scot boys gotta stick together
Kyle O'Reilly
Akira Tozawa

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Akira Tozawa

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

AJ Styles defeats Joey Ryan's Dick by sucking it
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Sami Zayn
Drew McIntyre
Kyle O'Reilly - sorry penty, I can't vote against Kyle
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi) - gently caress these are hard slices

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

AJ Styles
Marty Scurll
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Ibushi)

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Division 3 Round 2: Ghost Crab

Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Johnny Gargano
Rey Fenix
Drew McIntyre
Penta el 0M
Akira Tozawa

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Joey Ryan's Dick
Keith Lee
Samoa Joe
Katsuyori Shibata
Sami Zayn
Braun Strowman
Penta el 0M
Tiger Mask W (Kota Ibushi)

NienNunb fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jul 17, 2017

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