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I walked in and the lady asked me if it was for here or to go I said, "Im kind of in the eat out mood..." then the bouncer escorted me out
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:49 |
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good
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:53 |
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how do you like getting loving destroyed you sexless, wingless barbarian
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:55 |
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The bouncer realized that you were a time traveler and had you leave before you could spill the secret of the 1998 Denver Broncos superbowl victory. There are no Hooters anymore and no lame goon was ever tossed out of one for making a stupid double-entendre. loving company was built on stupid double-entendres.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:55 |
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col stry p
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:55 |
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i wish you'd get escorted off the somethingawful dot com forums
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:58 |
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Did you go to Subway afterwards, OP?
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:59 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastaurant
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:59 |
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I've never been to a Hooters. I figure any resturant who's entire business model is "come look at tits" probably doesn't care about the quality of its food.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:01 |
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Streak posted:i wish you'd get escorted off the somethingawful dot com forums I have been, and I tried to offer the Hooters bouncers :tenbux: to let me back in, but they refused
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:01 |
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you got owned by ladies whose only skill is having enormous honks what is it living living like you do jesus christ
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:06 |
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they have more skills than I do
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:08 |
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That's nice dear
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:08 |
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FisheyStix posted:you got owned by ladies whose only skill is having enormous honks what is it living living like you do jesus christ That's my skill too
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:10 |
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Hooters don't have bouncers lol.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:10 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:11 |
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Telephones posted:Hooters don't have bouncers lol. they do in my neighborhood congrats to you for living in safe neighborhood
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:11 |
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Telephones posted:Hooters don't have bouncers lol. But you have to be a bouncer to work at hooters???
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:11 |
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there's a lot of bouncers at hooters. 2 for every female employee! (im talkin about their tits)
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:15 |
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Telephones posted:Hooters don't have bouncers lol. OP doesn't live in your town.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:16 |
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There's no bouncer at hooters but i still enjoy your posts
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:22 |
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Streak posted:i wish you'd get escorted off the somethingawful dot com forums
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:25 |
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I live in an extremely white and safe place though and actually we don't even have a Hooters or equivalent exploitation restaurant unless you actually just count the one strip joint in town because you can get wings there.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:25 |
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For the record I've never been to hooters, nice honeypot thread tho.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:25 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I've never been to a Hooters. I figure any resturant who's entire business model is "come look at tits" probably doesn't care about the quality of its food. Yes, you go in with that attitude, but then when you get there you will find the food surprisingly okay and the tits disappointing.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:27 |
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Yelp review for a place with ok food and underwhelming tits.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:31 |
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numberoneposter posted:Yelp review for a place with ok food and underwhelming tits.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:34 |
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Hooters seems very...early 90s to me. There have always been restaurants you can go to ogle waitresses, but Hooters made it a chain. Great wings! Yes, that's why everyone goes to Hooters. Amazing wings. When I think of Hooters, I envision tons of Kathy Irelands. And wings. Great wings!
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:41 |
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Don't put up with this OP. Do whatever it takes to get a job there and then bring them down from the inside.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:41 |
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Who here among us cast the first wing?
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:48 |
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Does Hooters have a champagne room?
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:53 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Does Hooters have a champagne room? if you have to ask, you can't afford it
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 08:56 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Don't put up with this OP. Do whatever it takes to get a job there and then bring them down from the inside. Dale Gribble tried this already. It didn't work well if I remember correctly.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 09:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PTmp6Zodxk
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 09:33 |
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I.C. posted:Hooters seems very...early 90s to me. There have always been restaurants you can go to ogle waitresses, but Hooters made it a chain. Great wings! Yes, that's why everyone goes to Hooters. Amazing wings. A strip club for the whole family.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:08 |
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Hooters was always the place where dads would take their gay sons that have yet to come out of the closet in a last ditch effort to confirm their heterosexuality. Which is why I've never been to one
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:12 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Hooters was always the place where dads would take their gay sons that have yet to come out of the closet in a last ditch effort to confirm their heterosexuality. Which is why I've never been to one I'm confused. Are you saying that you came out of the closet early, or that your dad had sex with you?
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 12:27 |
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https://i.imgur.com/fpRgFVc.jpg
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Frankenstyle posted:I'm confused. Are you saying that you came out of the closet early, or that your dad had sex with you? Why not both?
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