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whether you've quantum leaped or body swapped and somewhere Pope Francis has to deal with being you, you wake up in the body of gods best friend. you can understand all languages and speak a lot of them. old ladies are selling your image on the side of the road around the world. suddenly you hear a knock on the door. it's your assistant. it's time for your day to begin. what do you do?
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"oh hi there assistant. cancel my meetings for the day, let's sort out this paedophilia problem and get all the corrupt priests prosecuted"
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Jul 17, 2017 11:25
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play video games
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Jul 17, 2017 11:26
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get really loving drunk, and then kill myself after posting an utterly worthless, stupid, unfunnny thread
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Jul 17, 2017 11:29
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not that anyone has done that before, im speaking hypothetically
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Jul 17, 2017 11:32
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i start washing and kissing some muslim feet as we are all one while they look upon me with superiority and victory but also vast amounts of disdain
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Jul 17, 2017 11:39
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New rule: No man may enter the Kingdom of God unless his soul first be purified by weed
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Jul 17, 2017 11:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbyWGCwX90
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Jul 17, 2017 11:49
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Feel my boobs.
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Jul 17, 2017 11:52
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Zorodius posted:New rule: No man may enter the Kingdom of God unless his soul first be purified by Ftfy
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Jul 17, 2017 11:56
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i'm sorry that i posted such a mean-spirited, angry thing. I should not have posted that and I'm sorry im just super hosed up on vodka ands some drugs and i apologize
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Jul 17, 2017 12:02
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i'm sorry that i posted such a mean-spirited, angry thing. I should not have posted that and I'm sorry hey dont feel bad I love you and youre still a good pope
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Jul 17, 2017 12:15
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crusade against the state of israel
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Jul 17, 2017 12:17
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Allow priests to get married, death sentences for pedos, repatriation of stolen gold, immidiate withdrawal from Africa, disbandment of Vatican Bank. Switch from myrt to weed for better god experience.
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Jul 17, 2017 12:19
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One morning, when Pope Francis woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked. His pope hat fell off while all this was taking place.
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Jul 17, 2017 12:21
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change my title to Dope Francis and start DJing at big church events
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Jul 17, 2017 12:44
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Find a forest in which to relieve myself.
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Jul 17, 2017 12:47
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Oh boy. Better ask Ziggy what we are supposed to be doing here.
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Jul 17, 2017 13:21
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Nice. Should I watch this?
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Jul 17, 2017 13:23
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schmuckfeatures posted:One morning, when Pope Francis woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked. Was that Kafka?
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Jul 17, 2017 13:29
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> inventory
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Jul 17, 2017 13:35
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Have George Pell cast into the Lake Of Fire Also play Russian roulette with the ruby encrusted revolver they issue Popes
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Jul 17, 2017 13:39
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Jul 17, 2017 13:54
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invite all world leaders for a summit and then kill them all
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Jul 17, 2017 13:57
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Excommunicate Trump.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:I'm retarded?
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Jul 17, 2017 14:13
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Change name from Francis to Urbanus
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Jul 17, 2017 14:15
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Well we haven't had a good crusade in a while....
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Jul 17, 2017 14:16
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Dope Francis the weed smokin leader of the Catholic world
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Jul 17, 2017 14:25
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Les Os posted:whether you've quantum leaped or body swapped and somewhere Pope Francis has to deal with being you, you wake up in the body of gods best friend. you can understand all languages and speak a lot of them. old ladies are selling your image on the side of the road around the world. suddenly you hear a knock on the door. it's your assistant. it's time for your day to begin. Check the game menu for the control configuration.
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Jul 17, 2017 14:30
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Panamaniac posted:Was that Kafka? Pope Kafka is my favorite religious figure.
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Jul 17, 2017 14:31
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>Pick up Pope Hat
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Jul 17, 2017 14:32
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"Ay yi yi! I'ma da pope-a now!
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Jul 17, 2017 14:36
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Jul 17, 2017 14:42
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I'd do another line of ketamine and ask the sexy brazillian cardinal with a boi pussy like a vise who bottoms for me what he's making for breakfast. pope francis loves that mulatto rear end
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Jul 17, 2017 14:44
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Jul 17, 2017 15:24
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Eat glowing mushroom to become giant Pope.
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Jul 17, 2017 15:28
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announce that now doing bad things actually makes it so you can't go to heaven for realsies.
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Jul 17, 2017 15:39
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Les Os posted:whether you've quantum leaped 
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jerk off, sell semen to poor Latin American farmer for his entire networth of $500, excommunicate from the Latin American farmer for possessing my Holy Seed of the Holy See
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