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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
1: you know they put out
2: they let you nut in them
3: there's a chance they can't get pregnant again
4: if she does get knocked up she'll just abort again.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
:yikes:

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
:same:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

but is ur dong big enough to CAUSE ABORTIONS?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my fetish is infertile women because i fantasize about using african sexual power magic (example: 69ing a toilet) and managing to get them pregnant because of how strong my penis becomes

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Hell Yeah posted:

my fetish is infertile women

You should steer clear of these women because their infertility is a divine punishment for the grevious sins of their ancestors.

Alternatively, it's a great way to rules lawyer God about the whole "no contraception" thing.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
5: she's probably not a Bible thumper

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
when's the last time you got checked for dickrot

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
6: she more than likely a feminist

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
When did you last have sex and did that relate to you trying to kill yourself with a circular saw op?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ride The Gravitron posted:

5: she's probably not a Bible thumper

You'd be surprised.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
everyone's got a type

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Maybe using a circular saw to slice your neck open is why you like women who have had an abortion

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
7: if she can afford an abortion she can pay for her half of dinner.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
8: she don't want kids

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
I wish I was aborted

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3MKSqUTr-A

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I'm not a furry

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

her poo poo is prolly still real tight too

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Maybe you will have sex someday and then get even more turned on.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I wiah OP's mother had had an abortion.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

BigBadSteve posted:

I wiah OP's mother had had an abortion.

He tries real hard using a circular saw and still failed lol

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
9: is emotionally mature enough to handle things

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

10. prolly knows how to get drugs

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Ride The Gravitron posted:

6: she more than likely a feminist

ruh roh

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Some women get one and hate it and swear to never do it again though.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

my fetish is infertile women because i fantasize about using african sexual power magic (example: 69ing a toilet) and managing to get them pregnant because of how strong my penis becomes

Men can get pregnant from cumming in their own rear end but it has to be a whole lot of cum to take and make a Golgotha. :a2m:

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Does your...mom!!! turn you on??

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Fishy Joe posted:

Does your...mom!!! turn you on??

Unfortunately, the op was not aborted.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Light Gun Man posted:

Some women get one and hate it and swear to never do it again though.

i say the same thing about tequila

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

jfood posted:

i say the same thing about tequila

ayyyy

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Light Gun Man posted:

Some women get one and hate it and swear to never do it again though.

11: willing to swallow

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i'm beginning to think you have an unhealthy attitude towards women, OP

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the ghost of the baby that died in her pussy 18 or more years ago might give you an extra hand job while you're in there.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
12:

Sponge Baathist posted:

the ghost of the baby that died in her pussy 18 or more years ago might give you an extra hand job while you're in there.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
13: she's pro choice

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Jose posted:

He tries real hard using a circular saw and still failed lol

Wait what's the backstory on that because lmbo if true

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

berth ell pup posted:

Wait what's the backstory on that because lmbo if true

The op tried and failed o kill himself slicing his neck open with a circular saw

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