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My Lovely Horse posted:Today I bought some durian cream cookies. They don't taste that bad, but the bag smells like Satan's rear end in a top hat. I've had to double bag it to avoid contaminating my cupboard and I'm seriously considering storing it underwater. The aftertaste is indescribable. I had this exact experience about a week ago. I opened the package and tried one, and the taste was just ok but not great. The smell, however, continued to get worse the longer I had the bag there so I put it in a freezer bag. I thought I was ok, but I left the house and came back and was hit with a wall of durian-stench. So I put the bag out on the porch. The next day I brought it to "share" with my friends, to get it away from my house. They ended up each eating one, then throwing it away, outside, where it couldn't hurt anyone. I cannot imagine being hungry enough to smell a durian fruit, and then make the decision to eat it. It can give me an orgasm from the taste alone and I do not think I would tolerate the smell.
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evobatman posted:gently caress you whoever posted the swineapple, because I couldn't get the idea out of my head, so I was forced to make one. The name is funny, and it looks convoluted, but it's pork and pineapple. Two great tastes, as they say.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Gribenes! It's amazing. Thank you autocorrect, I did need a C in there.
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EorayMel posted:Sweet nutrients. Would at least once.
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Jul 17, 2017 04:51
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I'm surprised battered and fried hamburgers aren't as common as corndogs, honestly.
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 https://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2408_these-food-combos-may-sound-weird-but-trust-us
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Otana posted:
There are remarkably few things garlic doesn't improve so I'm not gonna poo poo on it offhandedly
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The Bloop posted:Man, the 70s we're a different time. That ham would not get you any gay trim these days. might catch a few bears
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Jul 17, 2017 07:05
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People already drink butter coffee, so garlic butter coffee is the natural next step.
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evobatman posted:People already drink butter coffee, so garlic butter coffee is the natural next step. I could see drinking butter coffee for like a polar expedition when you need a ton of fat and anything warm, but why the hell would anyone drink it normally?
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Solice Kirsk posted:I could see drinking butter coffee for like a polar expedition when you need a ton of fat and anything warm, but why the hell would anyone drink it normally? Some rear end in a top hat promoted it as a magic lifehack that will totally turn your life upside down, brought to you by the mystical people of Tibet. Google Bulletproof Coffee.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I could see drinking butter coffee for like a polar expedition when you need a ton of fat and anything warm, but why the hell would anyone drink it normally? Seriously. I had butter tea once at a Tibetan celebration and it was loving awesome, but after the tiniest cup of it I was ready for a nap. I don't understand how anyone who doesn't live in the mountains and do hard labor for a living can drink it on the regular.
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Aesop Poprock posted:There are remarkably few things garlic doesn't improve so I'm not gonna poo poo on it offhandedly I've had garlic ice cream. Gonna have to nominate that as one of those remarkably few things. It was actually kind of interesting at first, but the garlic taste just kept building up and wouldn't go away.
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Jul 17, 2017 08:28
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That just means the garlic was done into too fine a homogenate. Try mince garlic ice cream + bacon
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Otana posted:Seriously. I had butter tea once at a Tibetan celebration and it was loving awesome, but after the tiniest cup of it I was ready for a nap. I don't understand how anyone who doesn't live in the mountains and do hard labor for a living can drink it on the regular. I had a big cup at a Tibetan restaurant in NYC. It tastes like exactly what it is: black tea and butter. Surprisingly palatable and warming.
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Poo poo platter Is that the czech version of refried beans? What is that brown stuff?
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Whooping Crabs posted:Poo poo platter If Google is to be believed it's some type of horseradish and fish based stew.
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In my experience most czech food consists of a starch(potatoes more often than rice), meat and brown sauce. Never ran into anything with such a disturbing shade of brown though.
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Whooping Crabs posted:Poo poo platter its a white trash food of magnitude i never thought imaginable. it's "bread sauce" consisting of bread, water and some other trash blended together. probably tastes like wallpaper paste if it tastes like anything at all but the idea of trying to interpret it as a traditional dish of some sort is funnier
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I'd keep my distance just in case a facehugger jumps out of this thing.
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Palpek posted:I'd keep my distance just in case a facehugger jumps out of this thing. I dunno, I'd be happily impregnated by a taco monster
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Iron Crowned posted:I dunno, I'd be happily impregnated by a taco monster Yeah, but then it comes tearing out of you, which is much less pleasant.
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darthbob88 posted:Yeah, but then it comes tearing out of you, which is much less pleasant. sounds like good spicy tacos to me 
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steinrokkan posted:Some rear end in a top hat promoted it as a magic lifehack that will totally turn your life upside down, brought to you by the mystical people of Tibet. Google Bulletproof Coffee. I love that you are supposed to specifically use Kerrygold butter in this magic concoction when Kerrygold is basically a brand name slapped on the ordinary butter sold in every irish supermarket -(unless you buy small-batch locally produced butter) it's all coming from the big co-op dairies, not enchanted Kerrygold cows.
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 "Eggs Finely Poached in a Latex Glove with Ketchup Nails & Sausage Watch" (2017)
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Sometimes a sausage is just a sausage.
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twoday posted:
Aunt Gwen's Cold Hand
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twoday posted:
At first I thought it was mashed potatoes or grits formed into a hand shape, not eggs in a glove. And now we know Aunt Gwen is married.
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I bet it feels like someone else's hand if it were to, you know, accidentally touch you or something.
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Pookah posted:I love that you are supposed to specifically use Kerrygold butter in this magic concoction when Kerrygold is basically a brand name slapped on the ordinary butter sold in every irish supermarket -(unless you buy small-batch locally produced butter) it's all coming from the big co-op dairies, not enchanted Kerrygold cows. I buy Kerrygold because yeah, it's generic mass-produced Irish butter but that still puts it head and shoulders above most mass-produced American butter
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Pastry of the Year posted:Aunt Gwen's Cold Hand Not an empty quote
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EorayMel posted:Sweet nutrients. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w
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Someone mind reposting the Aunt Gwen's Cold Shape pic?
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