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I'm sure it's: "Oh I don't like the house this much" "I would like to sell you the house anyway" "Can't be done" "What if we sex" "OK, I buy the house" "This is MY HOUSE now"
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Let's be real, in this job market is there anything more exotic than home ownership
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Let's be real, in this job market is there anything more exotic than home ownership That is the reason for real estate porn. The idea is that not only do you get to gently caress a lady but you get a deal that makes getting a home affordable. Clearly tailored to the utes of today.
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Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels were evicting a dude and then the gently caress happens. Shyla Stylez was convincing a dude about the benefits of the house and then the gently caress happens. Its a very lucrative niche i think? DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jul 19, 2017 |
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Jul 19, 2017 13:57
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they get to keep the house too, due to a loophole in california real estate law.
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Man, you guys sure do know a lot about porn.
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How do I submit posts to the goon.txt twitter??
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keevo posted:How do I submit posts to the goon.txt twitter?? I don't know if it's still active but there's a PSP. txt too
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jred250 posted:There is a scene on Brazzers with Darla Crane and James Deen where she is showing off a property, he walks off to take a phone call (and tell his friend how hot the real estate agent is) and when he comes back she is laying there seductive on the bed. At one point, she pulls out his junk and says "This is one hell of a commission!". 
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standards for gooniness must be pretty vague if "jokes about absurd porn premises" count as goony
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This seems like the right crowd then... *slams 500 page document on desk* Gentlemen, ladies. I have been penning the ultimate porn for sixteen years now. I'm willing to change the world, I just need the money to get it started. Who's in?
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:This seems like the right crowd then... I will take the ring to Whoredor... Though I do not know the way.
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:*slams 500 page document on desk* I am sorry to break it to you but "but I poop from there" already exists
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:This seems like the right crowd then... If it's called War and Penis or Infinite Jizz, you can have all my money.
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:This seems like the right crowd then... Recreate Jesus Christ SuperStar and bring back Shyla Stylez or Carmella bing and we will talk.
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DoctorGonzo posted:Recreate Jesus Christ SuperStar and bring back Shyla Stylez or Carmella bing and we will talk. given the depth of the adult industry talent pool, I'm very sure you can do a good musical that is also a porno.
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coconono posted:given the depth of the adult industry talent pool, I'm very sure you can do a good musical that is also a porno. Lez Miz The Femdom of the Opera Laying King Ramilton Oh Oh Oklahoma rear end Pirates of Peenzance Wicked
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I am liking this new direction. +1 on bringing back carmella bing
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so paige is the abuser all along and del rio is the victim, just trying to peacefully do his cocaine and no show bookings while he ignores his children and his wife and berates perros who disrespect him and his restaurant.
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This saga has so many sad twists and turns I am about to believe the turtle will rip its head off to reveal vincent kennedy mcmahon screaming how we all bought it.
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Jul 19, 2017 18:57
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So...Paige is getting charged for throwing water at Alberto?
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He's Alberto Del Rio not Alberto The River.
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rare Magic card l00k posted:Wow I can't believe Paige beat Alberto so badly that he needed the police to force him to go to the hospital.
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Repost: https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/885235926062047234 https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/885236870745137153 https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/885236964924035072
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battery varies state by state but in florida it means actually touching/striking someone or causing bodily harm. i don't if getting a drink thrown on you would count as that but it wouldn't surprise me. she could have just shoved him or something.
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rovert posted:Repost: (begins slapping wrist) SI, SI, SI
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Since racism is bad, it is only fair that the racists who voted against Del Rio in the WH128 for being the victim of a white person's crime be removed from our beautiful forums.
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Battery in certain states can include causing something to unlawfully touch another, and would include throwing something at someone or throwing water on them. It's obviously not prosecuted for minor minor things but the option is there.
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just got this inside scoop from paige wrt her thoughts on albertoquote:Alberto Del Rio is an assaulter. He beat his brother and a ninja turtle. We will probably never know exactly what he was thinking. Obviously I did not know Alberto Del Rio. He never jizzed on my championship. But he represented something very special to me. In such a cut-throat, dirty, dark, often disgusting, business he was one of the good ones. When people talked poo poo about wrestling and the bastards involved in it, you could always muffin out Alberto Del Rio as the exception to the rule. He was the one you could muffin to as a true professional who honored the sport he loved, who was passionate about it, who proved that you could dedicate your life to professional wrestling without being insane or scum or a monster. He was the ace in the hole. He was the one who wasn't in it for the pussy or because he was a failed jock in another sport or because he wanted to get rich quick or because he wanted to be a movie star or because he saw wrestling as a means to an end. He was in it to own a restaurant where he called people fat. He was dedicated to being a big deal, fairly quick, and it showed in the ring.
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So what are the chances of her actually being charged for this?
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dayjib posted:So what are the chances of her actually being charged for this? 
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YOU missed one 
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Paige is going to go to jail for trying to get away from her abuser and being bullied into taking the blame.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Paige is going to go to jail for trying to get away from her abuser and being bullied into taking the blame.
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dromal phrenia posted:Now I want to hear Paige's brother's take on this new turn I'm pretty sure he's still on the side of his sister who threw a drink in her boyfriends face when he told her that he hoped her uncle died strangely enough.
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