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big nipples big life posted:Didn't Derek sell early access packages costing up to 100 bucks for lod? I hear there's an archive for these sorts of questions.
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big nipples big life posted:Didn't Derek sell early access packages costing up to 100 bucks for lod? I vaguely remember those were called TAK packs or something, and they gave you a special gun? IDK, but I bet they were probably totally worth it 
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Kromlech posted:Pavlov may have trained a dozen or so dogs, but Chris Roberts mentally enslaved tens of thousands of grown adult humans. "You see," Roberts drones as he waves his hands to infuse some panache in his dead voice, "the average citizen has been conditioned to respond positively to stimulus that has no relation to, um, uh, the quality of the game." Sandi presses a button. "You see," Roberts repeats as his hands move at a frenzy, "what my lovely wi...I mean my professional colleague and I have just done through the press of that button, is to, uh, put something on sale. An image. Some, concept art. We have been doing this for years, and every time we, uh, think it's not going to work, well, let's just say the dogs we trained are St Bernards. Just slobber all over the place, ha ha. You can see for yourself that this is a very reliable source of revenue." The hands rest. Papers are shuffled and examined. Financial reports leafed through. "So," Roberts says with an over enthusiastic and nervous laugh, "supporting our company is a very safe thing to do, we can generate money like this, oh, I'd say, without fail. Shall we pop the champagne?" Sandi has already positioned herself by the bottle, her eyes dart from face to face in anticipation. "Mister Roberts," a bespectacled man in a well tailored suit says after an all too pregnant pause, "we at Coutts and Co will be happy to support your development, providing you place every asset of your company as collateral." "Deal!" Sandi cries and releases the cork. Mr.Tophat fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jul 19, 2017 |
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I mean it's not technically crowdfunding but selling poo poo for an unfinished game is selling poo poo for an unfinished game.
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trucutru posted:It's a custom slammer! Worth way more than 5 cents! Every trick I know I owe to Top Cat, expect blog posting I learned that from officer Dibble
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Wow... this just made me realize that the beige nightmare zone where your hands and feet break and spin is either inside of or behind Crusader.
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thatguy posted:Wow... this just made me realize that the beige nightmare zone where your hands and feet break and spin is either inside of or behind Crusader. I think it's inside it tbh, right in the middle. It's the perfect place to hide all that stuff
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thatguy posted:Wow... this just made me realize that the beige nightmare zone where your hands and feet break and spin is either inside of or behind Crusader. Planetary exploration is in
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also destiny 2 looks absolutely fantastic on the PS4, plays great too. shooting giant warharmmer 40k men in this head still feels perfect the seamless world matchmaking was neat and you could easily sign up for dungeons or PvP and matched in seconds but like, star citizen or something
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boviscopophobic posted:Planetary exploration is in In since 2.5.
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TheAgent posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6o50t4/a_relatively_big_facebook_gaming_page_posted_a/  GOD drat CONSOLE PEASANTS! PEASANTS PEASANTS PEASANTS!
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TheAgent posted:also destiny 2 looks absolutely fantastic on the PS4, plays great too. shooting giant warharmmer 40k men in this head still feels perfect Might grab it for PC to be honest. Never played the first.
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I was so excited to finally clip through a planet only to realize I've been doing it all along. Even in its bugs Star Citizen is disappointing.
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The core of every planet is made up of hundreds of spaghettified commandos. 
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thatguy posted:The core of every planet is made up of hundreds of spaghettified commandos.
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PC Master Race people deserve Star Citizen.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Might grab it for PC to be honest. Never played the first.
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big nipples big life posted:PC Master Race people deserve Star Citizen. THATS EXACTLY WHAT A PEASANT WOULD SAY! 
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TheAgent posted:it's pretty fun if ya like co op shooters and small pvp. 
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poo poo I forgot that I chat possibly own a pc or have ever played pc games because I have owned a console in some form for the last 33 years
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I remember the last time I got mad at others for making GBS threads on a game I Wait, no I don't.
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also I was actually impressed that the game of thrones chardonnay wasn't bad. I'm finally over my hangover from Sunday gently caress getting old
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Consoles can't deliver 15 FPS of fidelity. Piles of poo poo.
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TheAgent posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6o50t4/a_relatively_big_facebook_gaming_page_posted_a/ Jesus, that thread makes me want to burn my PC and buy a Switch.
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The 5-10 systems being "full scale" and "fleshed out" is hilarious because that was the reason they gave for having "100 handcrafted systems" instead of procedural-generation in the first place. I fully expect it to be condensed even futher with the same exact reasoning given again. Its not like space is supposed to be big and empty and dull or anything like that.
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"We voted for this!" I screamed as my entire universe shrank into a single crysis map.
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Viscous Soda posted:Jesus, that thread makes me want to burn my PC and buy a Switch.
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Sabreseven posted:Derek, please respond to this with something like : Nah, keep it simple. "You"
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https://gfycat.com/GrouchyTintedLamprey that lovely stuttering.
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thatguy posted:The core of every planet is made up of hundreds of spaghettified commandos. I'm going to guess Crusader is located with its center on the origin of the coordinate system, that's why commandos go there when the engine doesn't have a location for them.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:https://gfycat.com/GrouchyTintedLamprey I'm the explosion happening 7 feet to the right of the starboard engine nacelle.
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big nipples big life posted:PC Master Race people deserve Star Citizen. https://twitter.com/Cymelion/status/846927478060826627
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Hav posted:Backhanded compliment to be sure. I wonder what they'd prefer to see. I asked. She didn't respond to my post.  Tippis posted:So you can just slap down some terrain, put it at the right level, assign a water surface texture and go on with your business instead of getting bogged down with making all kinds of special water volumes. I am having lunch, and I almost choked. I love you, man. You have the best - innocuous - posts. Hav posted:Amazon does fairly good if pedantic documentation. The AWS stuff is literally autistic. LMAO!! Yeah, that's it! So when those clowns decided to make a SPACE game using that editor, they had to get around this. In early days, someone forgot to read the docs  Cao Ni Ma posted:No one would admit to reading dereks blog except derek himself Oh, you think I read them, huh? Goddamn LOL!!
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm the explosion happening 7 feet to the right of the starboard engine nacelle. I'm the two giant engines firing without any apparent accelleration taking place relative to the ship that's floating helplessly.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm the explosion happening 7 feet to the right of the starboard engine nacelle. I'm still not sure why the ship animation repeats after being shot? It's like an identical loop, not sure how to describe.
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D_Smart posted:Oh, you think I read them, huh? Goddamn LOL!! lolol
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