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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I love how everything in this game needs to be shown with everything moving at a snails pace

you see faster poo poo from a single prop plane running a red bull air race lol

Moma how does it make you feel that your future spaceships go slower than aircraft invented in the 1940s

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Citizen Con is next month. I wonder if Chris is sweating yet.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

Oh, you think I read them, huh? Goddamn LOL!!
loving Derek making me lol

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

D_Smart posted:

Oh, you think I read them, huh? Goddamn LOL!!

'Dictated but not read', a story of two developers

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

I'm still not sure why the ship animation repeats after being shot?
It's like an identical loop, not sure how to describe.

You mean after it explodes and it stutters?

I'd imagine lag, or the server is trying to reposition it.




Nicholas posted:

I'm the two giant engines firing without any apparent accelleration taking place relative to the ship that's floating helplessly.

He moved up a little, totally why!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

spacetoaster posted:

Citizen Con is next month. I wonder if Chris is sweating yet.

Don't you mean Gamescom?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

spacetoaster posted:

Citizen Con is next month. I wonder if Chris is sweating yet.
I'm pretty sure they've switched to making another fake trailer and poo poo

backers will be lucky to see 3.0 this year, methinks

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

spacetoaster posted:

Citizen Con is next month. I wonder if Chris is sweating yet.

I know he sleeps on a bed made of money, but I have to imagine he has a couple hours a night staring at the ceiling thinking "oh poo poo."

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

thatguy posted:

The core of every planet is made up of hundreds of spaghettified commandos.
:laffo:

* up to 40 spaghettified commandos.

(24 players + 16 ships, IIRC)

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

spacetoaster posted:

Citizen Con is next month. I wonder if Chris is sweating yet.

Ben is but he's always sweating. A picture of a staircase makes him sweat;

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Mr.Tophat posted:

Your five cents is almost always a novelty size slug

I think I've cracked the reason why you punched up a coke machine, it was getting wise to your scams

Oh poo poo! First Gorf, now Tophat! Thread is good again! :dance:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Colostomy Bag posted:

I know he sleeps on a bed made of money, but I have to imagine he has a couple hours a night staring at the ceiling thinking "oh poo poo."

Blessed is the mind too small for FUD

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
I will be stunned if the game 'launches' with even 5 systems. I'm going to say that by 2019, it'll have 3...maybe.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Beet Wagon posted:

I vaguely remember those were called TAK packs or something, and they gave you a special gun? IDK, but I bet they were probably totally worth it :smuggo:

Yeah. We did that to rope in some guys to help us test. In exchange, they got a bunch of really cool stuff. After we had enough people, in April 2016, I switched it to CBT. http://lodgame.com/store/

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
3.0 is going to hit in November and be the MVP and it's basically going to maybe be the 3 moons and levski

thats it. thats star citizen. that's 'release'

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

D_Smart posted:

In exchange, they got a bunch of really cool stuff.

Like?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

D_Smart posted:

Yeah. We did that to rope in some guys to help us test. In exchange, they got a bunch of really cool stuff. After we had enough people, in April 2016, I switched it to CBT. http://lodgame.com/store/

lmao

CIG is obligated to to the people who bought poo poo for their unfinished game but you are not.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

TheAgent posted:

3.0 is going to hit in November and be the MVP and it's basically going to maybe be the 3 moons and levski

thats it. thats star citizen. that's 'release'

Yep, 3.0 is the MVP. Will satisfy the original pitch for legal purposes, the stretch goals are gravy. So CIG will be in the free and clear.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

You mean after it explodes and it stutters?

I'd imagine lag, or the server is trying to reposition it.


He moved up a little, totally why!

ah didn't think of it like that. thx

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
after the mvp release, it's, probably best to fold on up and give sq42 over to the grave. most people only pledge an extra $15 for sq42, so refunding that wouldn't be an issue. You could refund a thousand sq42 packages for the price of a single completionist

im pretty sure when 3.0 drops they will blanket deny all refunds non sq42 related

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
SQ42 is going to be laugh out loud bad

HKS
Jan 31, 2005

lol so all the mocap he did really is useless. I mean I believed 100% they were useless because he mocapped before even having a an engine but this is SO GOOD.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





procgen birds lookin' good, now we just gotta wait for the machine learning algorithm to evolve flight for them

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

peter gabriel posted:

SQ42 is going to be laugh out loud bad

Going to be?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Viscous Soda posted:

Going to be?

Well we haven't seen any of it yet :v:

HKS
Jan 31, 2005

I guess CR dropping that heavy script on stage was foreshadowing of him...dropping the script.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


peter gabriel posted:

Well we haven't seen any of it yet :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7VUUBx5lKU

lmao i forgot how bad this still is

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Ramadu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7VUUBx5lKU

lmao i forgot how bad this still is

Oh god imagine if it's still like that

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


peter gabriel posted:

Oh god imagine if it's still like that

i hope it is. god i hope it is

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Sell your PC. Buy a Switch.

Call your Parents.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Majestic. This should be in some art museum.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Don't you mean Gamescom?

Yep! You are more correct.

Although, he is conning citizens. :colbert:

25th of August is getting close.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15814-Gamescom-And-Gloria-Theater-Tickets-Announcement

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

MarcusSA posted:

Sell your PC. Buy a Switch.

Call your Parents.

Yeah, most have. Unfortunately they bought the Bait-and-Switch.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

that is some really bad fanmade crysis machinima

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

How will the planetside module or the $42,000 million mile high club work with procedural planets? Will you still type a number into a fake keypad and get MegaMapped there?

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Colostomy Bag posted:

Majestic. This should be in some art museum.

Add it to this, whoever was the original maker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7IxCQqP4lE

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

There aren't many things more anti-fidelitous than teleporting so you have to fly or walk to the whale room.

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

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