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We Hate Movies: Jim Ross's Commentary Track for the Seventh Seal
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Jul 18, 2017 21:38
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Terrorist Fistbump posted:Picked the Space Jam episode as your intro to the show, I see. That one's really good though. Also, the presidential power ranking digression was really great, and I love that their depiction of Bush Sr is basically him from The Simpsons episode where he becomes Homer's neighbour.
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Jul 18, 2017 22:03
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The Vosgian Beast posted:This poster just loves shitposting in Negrotown. https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/8...p%3Fforumid%3D1
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Jul 18, 2017 22:15
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Apes-Ma posted:That one's really good though.
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Jul 18, 2017 22:18
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I'd recommend Mortal Kombat, Timecop, Hard Target, maybe one of the Highlander movies. Yes I like Chris Lambert and JCVD, so what. Maybe one of the Jaws? There's good episodes for starters.
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Jul 18, 2017 23:29
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Was Jaws the revenge the first instance of shark voice?
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Jul 18, 2017 23:30
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they're kinda high on that Cate Blanchett Indiana Jones performance huh...it's not like Oldman would've been better cuz he's better at chewing scenery, he's just a better/more fun actor. All I remember from her performance was a mediocre hammy accent. It's not like she wasn't trying to be a fun villain. Not that you can blame her for anything, it wasn't a good movie.
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Jul 19, 2017 01:08
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Yeah, it was not a good performance. Indiana Jones is legit my favorite movie series ever, and I'm willing to forgive any transgression. Cate Blanchett was a one-note ham same as they say Gary Oldman would be.
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Jul 19, 2017 01:26
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7c Nickel posted:I've seen this recommended in a couple of places so I decided to listened to a few episodes. I honestly kind of hate the hosts now. They seem to devout no attention span or intellectual patience to anything they watch, but also somehow manage to be condescending and dismissive for anything they don't already know. Just unpleasant, negative jackasses. I wasn't onboard with them the first time I listened either.  Real film analysis gives way to jokes and comedy. They're not going to double check facts on the internet before making jokes, they're going to make them and if they get something wrong about say the specific genre of Diablo II, it's fine. You gotta be on board with these guys tearing up some movies, even movies you might think are good.
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Jul 19, 2017 02:43
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I'd be annoyed if they double checke facts online because sometimes them misremembering something leads to hilarious tangeants or the inception of a new character or something.
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Jul 19, 2017 02:47
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The episode they did on The Core would be a lot less funny if they got on wikipedia and found out that the earth's core is actually 9000 degrees.
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Jul 19, 2017 03:23
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Terrorist Fistbump posted:That didn't stop the ridiculous and hilarious backlash from listeners who don't get the show. I still love Steven working out a better line up for the Looney Tunes team than the one they had Seriously where WAS that big red monster?
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Jul 19, 2017 05:31
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Ror posted:The episode they did on The Core would be a lot less funny if they got on wikipedia and found out that the earth's core is actually 9000 degrees. Pretty sure they took greater issue with the suit only withstanding 4500 degrees. Far more about the ratio than the absolute numbers. "The ice in his lemonade melts" lmao
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Jul 19, 2017 14:19
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The Core got ruined by a guy who wanted it to be 80% bullshit, instead of 100% bullshit Seriously it was gonna have dinosaurs, but the head writer shot it down because it wouldn't be realistic, like a dweeb http://www.aintitcool.com/node/14288
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Jul 19, 2017 14:54
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Is Air Force one a running joke movie? I'm not American so it wasn't on cable loops 24/7 for my childhood. I'd assumed that it was pretty well-looked at, it has a great cast and made a bunch of money.
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Jul 19, 2017 15:08
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well why not posted:Is Air Force one a running joke movie? I'm not American so it wasn't on cable loops 24/7 for my childhood. I'd assumed that it was pretty well-looked at, it has a great cast and made a bunch of money. I absolutely love it, and I think yeah it's pretty well liked, so I was kinda surprised when it showed up on the show. But they like it too, and it's as easy to make fun of as any other "Die Hard On A..." style action movie. I don't think it's been a running joke on the show.
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Jul 19, 2017 15:43
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I still love Steven working out a better line up for the Looney Tunes team than the one they had Tattooed on some fat guy's back
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Jul 19, 2017 15:54
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well why not posted:Is Air Force one a running joke movie? I'm not American so it wasn't on cable loops 24/7 for my childhood. I'd assumed that it was pretty well-looked at, it has a great cast and made a bunch of money. Air Force One is a movie that only gets funnier and more enjoyable as you get older and become more disillusioned with politics.
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Jul 19, 2017 17:02
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"VIVIAN, GET IN HERE!!!" is one of my favorite bits in a while. Had me rolling.
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Jul 19, 2017 19:52
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YOUR RUINING TRANSFORMER CHRISTMAS!
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Jul 19, 2017 20:51
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Sad that the guys didn't watch any of the behind the scenes footage of Vin recording his Groot lines. Dude wore stilts and said all the lines in all the languages.
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Jul 20, 2017 05:29
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Gyges posted:Sad that the guys didn't watch any of the behind the scenes footage of Vin recording his Groot lines. Dude wore stilts and said all the lines in all the languages. Yeah I was thinking the same thing. He was strangely committed to playing Groot. But if you didn't know that, it's easy to think he didn't have to do much.
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Jul 20, 2017 11:21
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Looking it up, Angel Has Fallen sounds like it's going to have a very similar concept to Air Force One. Is Ben Asher more of a President Hotdog than James Marshall ?
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Jul 20, 2017 12:23
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Gyges posted:Sad that the guys didn't watch any of the behind the scenes footage of Vin recording his Groot lines. Dude wore stilts and said all the lines in all the languages. Yeah, that couldn't possibly be a promotional video for the movie and not what actually happened.
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Jul 20, 2017 13:25
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Look, I love GOTG, but James Gunn said that Vin Diesel could do the baby Groot voice on his own without "much" modulation, to which I say: my entire rear end.
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Jul 20, 2017 13:40
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Yeah i read that too. It's like four octaves above his regular speaking register but apparently it's him doing a voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_8mCvPzzc
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Jul 20, 2017 13:40
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duz posted:Yeah, that couldn't possibly be a promotional video for the movie and not what actually happened. Vin Diesel is exactly the type of dork to wear stilts and roleplay a sentient tree who says one phrase, and do it in multiple languages.
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Jul 21, 2017 05:03
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Falling for some PR bullshit. Just like when they were saying Gal Gadot and Chris Pine improv-ed that entire scene in Wonder Woman.
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Jul 21, 2017 05:15
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I think their Jack Palance is underrated and one of my new favorites. I relisten to the Tango & Cash episode for it and I've never seen the movie. "Go sleep in a church!" and making GBS threads in a Starbucks bathroom is primo. I'm really hoping that Jaws: The Revenge is re-released during summer reruns. I've said it before a few weeks ago, but it's pretty dang good and a perfect summer movie.
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Jul 21, 2017 05:56
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I hope this new "gently caress you X" guy from the new animation damnation becomes a recurring character.
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Jul 21, 2017 07:21
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Their George C. Scott is more Nick Nolte than anything else, but their Nolte is my favourite impression of theirs so I ain't complaining. "NO, NO THAT'S A RHOMBUS, I WANT THEM IN A DIAMOND!"
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Jul 21, 2017 15:46
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Violator posted:I think their Jack Palance is underrated and one of my new favorites. I relisten to the Tango & Cash episode for it and I've never seen the movie. "Go sleep in a church!" and making GBS threads in a Starbucks bathroom is primo. "Welcome back to RUSSEL RULESI'mincrediblylonely. This week we're going to talk about..." It also has the great moment where Andrew learns about Jeff Dunham's racist Mexican puppet.
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Jul 21, 2017 16:44
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Gyges posted:Vin Diesel is exactly the type of dork to wear stilts and roleplay a sentient tree who says one phrase, and do it in multiple languages. Vin Diesel is gonna roll all tens on Eric's coffin
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Jul 21, 2017 16:51
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Between their constant talk of hangover movies and tall glasses of water these fellas like to get F'd up
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Jul 21, 2017 18:45
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Yaws posted:Between their constant talk of hangover movies and tall glasses of water these fellas like to get F'd up They're thirty-something year-old film studies New Yorkers
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Jul 21, 2017 18:46
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Yaws posted:Between their constant talk of hangover movies and tall glasses of water these fellas like to get F'd up I mean, they watch garbage movies for a living, I would too in the circumstances.
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Jul 21, 2017 20:34
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:I mean, they watch garbage movies for a living, I would too in the circumstances. Especially Andrew, who's there for every episode. I don't blame him for indulging in some beers and tall glasses of water.
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Jul 21, 2017 22:03
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They still have day jobs, even. Andrew works at the Jacob Burns film center and teaches there i guess too or somewhere else? Cabin is a writer for Collider and part time bestiality enthusiast. No clue about Sajdak and Syszka, but they've alluded to stuff that makes it sound like they have normal office jobs.
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Jul 22, 2017 00:34
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Yaws posted:Between their constant talk of hangover movies and tall glasses of water these fellas like to get F'd up I've always wondered how they procure their drugs. I'm not up on the current state of New York drug culture. Does Steve have to cruise the back alleys of New York for dealers or can you just use an app like SkipTheDishes to get someone to hand deliver the stuff?
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Jul 22, 2017 00:45
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tin can made man posted:No clue about Sajdak and Syszka, but they've alluded to stuff that makes it sound like they have normal office jobs. do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life 
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Jul 22, 2017 02:26
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