Sea Patrol Status: ACTIVE

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appleyard posted:

19 arrested (18 demonstrators, and a man who unwisely came out of the inn: not a good idea to interrupt the Sea Patrol to ask them how long they are likely to be). After this image was taken, the Sea Patrol finished loading up the prisoners and the seized kit and the dropped placards, and went back to base. Their new electrolasers were useful: like tasers but much longer range. Similar happened at other points along the demonstration march.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrolaser

# ? Jul 22, 2017 03:46

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:00

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Great.

edit: What I mean is what they did is great. Or that this thread is great. Something, somewhere is great at least.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 03:48

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

SEA PATROL.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 03:53

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appleyard posted:

"That was their scouts caught and no alarm raised and they were "going equipped" as the court calls it - handy mobile-phone-signal-jammer we're allowed to use - here comes their main force, and their stab jacket inflation cylinders 'll soon start their new lives on our issue pneumatic rifles, and the area's shellfish 'll be safe at last - ready, aim - wait till I say so -"

the only power these pos unlicensed clammers understand comes from the barrel of an issue pneumatic rifle

# ? Jul 22, 2017 03:55

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Hooray it's back :allears:

# ? Jul 22, 2017 03:55

naem: May 29, 2011

_{_{_{hobnailed boots}}}

# ? Jul 22, 2017 03:56

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Ah aquatic Judge Dredd, how we've missed you. :allears:

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:01

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

The Sea Patrol thread was probably the best GBS thread of the last several years. How I've missed it.

*Turns Mossberg Mariner on a Scooby Doo and squeezes the trigger. Jimmy no longer dives where he likes.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:03

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

naem posted:

_{_{_{hobnailed boots}}}

_{Boiler Suit}

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:05

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

this guy loving rules

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:06

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naem posted:

_{_{_{hobnailed boots}}}

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, YOU SCOOBYDOO SCUM!??!

appleyard posted:

A sequel to image
https://www.renderosity.com/mod/gallery/the-sea-patrol-know-when-to-act-at-the-start/2695245/?p&ca

The Pony Inn again. A building that someone uploaded. The Urban Alley in the background. The best way to break up a long demonstration march is to chop it into segments rather than to only tackle its front end head-on. My PASGT helmet model.

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Having chopped through the demonstration march, the flying wedge splits into two fronts which push the marchers each way and arrest who they can, helped by physical and mental toughness got from a rough waterfront background. The squad leader's flying left hobnailed boot crushes a videocamera. Similar is happening at other places along the long march procession.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:07

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

all those asylum orderlies look very concerned about the future of sports

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:12

A Loud Fart: Sep 9, 2011

Rec divers spoilin' the seas?! Me 'ob nail boots 'Ill have somthin' to say about that!

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:13

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

This giant duck at my boiler suit and axe handle! Have at you!

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:14

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Casimir Radon posted:

This giant duck at my boiler suit and axe handle! Have at you!

hrrm, seems a little outside sea patrol's usual bailiwick of murder and destruction of property

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:17

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

I'll take the mental toughness imbued by a rough waterfront background over brute strength any day

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:17

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Reminder that joining the Sea Patrol comes with a free Stahlhelm and jetpack, or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:30

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

IS THAT A loving YELLOW COLORED TANK?!?! ARE YOU BREATHING CHLORINE BOY?!?! YOU AN ALIEN WHO BREATH CHLORINE!?!!? NO?!?! WELL IN THAT CASE I'M GONNA SHOVE THE WIDE END OF THIS AXE HANDLE UP YOUR REGULATOR HOLE TO TEACH YOU WHAT THE DIFFERENT loving COLORS MEAN!!

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:32

Raere: Dec 13, 2007

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:33

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Raere posted:

haha

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:47

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Raere posted:

lol

# ? Jul 22, 2017 04:47

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Raere posted:

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:08

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

SEA PATROL is actually an incredibly optimistic setting because it shows us a future werein paramilitary police non-lethally take care of Scooby Doo's rather than our current state of things were they murder black people

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:12

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Dreddout posted:

SEA PATROL is actually an incredibly optimistic setting because it shows us a future werein paramilitary police non-lethally take care of Scooby Doo's rather than our current state of things were they murder black people

So black people can't be Scooby Doos. Is that what you're trying to say you racist gently caress?

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:14

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Casimir Radon posted:

So black people can't be Scooby Doos. Is that what you're trying to say you racist gently caress?

I'm saying everyone is black in a diving suit

Perhaps it is you who is the real racist

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:17

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Dreddout posted:

SEA PATROL is actually an incredibly optimistic setting because it shows us a future werein paramilitary police non-lethally take care of Scooby Doo's rather than our current state of things were they murder black people

non-lethally? they execute unlicensed shell fishermen on the spot

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:29

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Raere posted:

not on our watch

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:35

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I love Sea Patrol.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:38

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Raere posted:

Lmao

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:42

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

someone please post the nazi sea patrol rally

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:44

1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

free hubcaps posted:

haha wtf

Welcome back Sea Patrol

# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:46

Bodyholes: Jun 30, 2005

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# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:51

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

i hate these loving scoobie doos and their god drat penis wetsuits

# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:02

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Casimir Radon posted:

This giant duck at my boiler suit and axe handle! Have at you!

Everything involving that fukken duck just screams "this man has horrific deviant tastes just waiting to surface." SEA PATROL itself, of course, is pure and wholesome.

# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:03

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

ok between the fact the guys have their dicks out and the scuba guys are all gagged and in straitjackets this is definitely something the guy is turned on by

# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:03

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I would throw my dog in a wood chipper if it started barking off some goddamn scoobie doo tendencies

# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:05

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

Bodyholes posted:

S E A P A T R O L
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Yeah, I'm in SEA PATROL:

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# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:15

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

I'm saying everyone is black in a diving suit

Perhaps it is you who is the real racist

I think you just blew my mind

# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:24

subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

juggalo baby coffin posted:

ok between the fact the guys have their dicks out and the scuba guys are all gagged and in straitjackets this is definitely something the guy is turned on by

I don't believe you

# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:33

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

free hubcaps posted:

non-lethally? they execute unlicensed shell fishermen on the spot

They're saving shellfish though

It's a tough call but I'm confident the brave men of SEA PATROL make the right choices

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I think you just blew my mind

SEA PATROL is actually biting and insightful social commentary fyi

# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:59

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