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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Elizabethan Error posted:

hey can someone give me Insight on how you come up with such terrible puns?

One too many bonks on the noggin'

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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Looks like he arrived of his own accord

Thanks for the Insight

e:fb :argh:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Let’s not joke. This could be the prelude to something big.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I can't help fit any more puns into this conversation so I'll just leave this here instead.

https://twitter.com/juliaccarpenter/status/888470428976599041

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
y'all ain't fit to make these terrible puns

homer wouldn't park his ship for this word odyssey

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I only just figured out that band's name is a pun

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao wow

i guess john updike never woke up & pissed crooked huh

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I can't help fit any more puns into this conversation so I'll just leave this here instead.

https://twitter.com/juliaccarpenter/status/888470428976599041

To be fair, this book is clearly about a Minotaur that lives inside a woman's intestines.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


The pun runs are the best part of this thread

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



she should get that lump checked out

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



That's her son you insensitive prick

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ill have you know my prick is very sensitive after i had my lump checked out

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I can't help fit any more puns into this conversation so I'll just leave this here instead.

https://twitter.com/juliaccarpenter/status/888470428976599041

What. Has the author never been trying to piss at a pub and get stage fright?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Goodpancakes posted:

The pun runs are the best part of this thread

Then we'll be Intrepid in our Galant Stanzas.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Solice Kirsk posted:

Then we'll be Intrepid in our Galant Stanzas.

And a pickpocket!!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i feel like you should combine those screenshots. otherwise anyone can just up and be like


Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Dementia :(

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
When did they change Frosted Flakes boxes from blue to orange? I dislike that.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Solice Kirsk posted:

When did they change Frosted Flakes boxes from blue to orange? I dislike that.

total guess: 10+ years ago cause i have not been aware of cereal for a while

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Solice Kirsk posted:

When did they change Frosted Flakes boxes from blue to orange? I dislike that.

Powaqoatse posted:

total guess: 10+ years ago cause i have not been aware of cereal for a while

What are you to talking about? They've always been that color. Why would Frosted Flakes have a blue box? Weirdos.

they're cinnamon

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

When did they change Frosted Flakes boxes from blue to orange? I dislike that.

They did?

Cover my Eyes
Mar 31, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

When did they change Frosted Flakes boxes from blue to orange? I dislike that.

You can kind of see where it says "cinnamon" on the rolled part of the box.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ziv Zulander posted:

What are you to talking about? They've always been that color. Why would Frosted Flakes have a blue box? Weirdos.

they're cinnamon

i only know one kind of sugary cereal & its guldkorn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSKiGk1chtU

e: for some reason it doesnt have the guy saying "choo choo here i come with delicious golden grain roasted in honey" in danish

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

They don't even play their own instruments!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Memento posted:

They don't even play their own instruments!

:fuckoff:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Phlegmish posted:

I only just figured out that band's name is a pun

I just figured out they had their own wine

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yall talkin bout the four skins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kwJ2pV4yc

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Nope, the 4 Skins, just read the label on the bottle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkfwgoQTyrA

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ah sorry

i agree all cops are bastards but i dont like watching movies of police brutality or even the opposite neither

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Powaqoatse posted:

i feel like you should combine those screenshots.

You greatly overestimate my skill at using computers.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RareAcumen posted:

You greatly overestimate my skill at using computers.



also tbh its too much work for too little gain

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Snowy posted:

I just figured out they had their own wine



Poor pencil dick Pete.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Paladinus posted:

Anime is bad.
Did you say anime is good?

trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 06:59 on Jul 22, 2017

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


trickybiscuits posted:

Did you say anime is good?

No, he said anime is blood

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fyi dont try to search youtube for anime blood as a joke unless you love evanescence

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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

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