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Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

"Imagine?" :what:

You had breaks, this guy did it all at once :stare:

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Deified Data posted:

You had breaks, this guy did it all at once :stare:

Yeah, if y'all need me, I'm just gonna be sobbing in the corner for a while.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Imagine if you will, a loop of Sam Kinison screaming "I LIVE IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL" endlessly wailing into the void.
Do this and you'll know what my brain sounds like at this moment.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Is the dude the one getting divorced? Or are one of the blow job givers the recent divorcee?

Probably the second, (seeing as it is a party and all the ladies are probably friends). But that asks the question, why is having the chance to blow a mediocre looking guy with several of your friends a present one gives to oneself after a divorce?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



BrigadierSensible posted:

Is the dude the one getting divorced? Or are one of the blow job givers the recent divorcee?

Probably the second, (seeing as it is a party and all the ladies are probably friends). But that asks the question, why is having the chance to blow a mediocre looking guy with several of your friends a present one gives to oneself after a divorce?

To tag your ex in the photo

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
The dude is flipping off the camera.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That doesn't look like my divorce at all. I wonder which of us is doing it wrong.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Imagine if you will, a loop of Sam Kinison screaming "I LIVE IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL" endlessly wailing into the void.
Do this and you'll know what my brain sounds like at this moment.




Dive deeper

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

No thanks. Any deeper and we're gonna taste Sonic's breakfast.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


So is his last name Slut or McSlut

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Going back to this for a second....


So. Um. A penis just drops out of a vagina like that? Not even a lil curve upwards for a g spot interaction? That doesn't seem pleasurable at all, even when scissoring is taken into consideration.

Someone fetch these people a variety of dildos and an instruction booklet on what's good.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem



I like how one of their four genders is just a normal female, but there is no normal male; just one that has butt babies and one that has a dog dick

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

So is his last name Slut or McSlut

Why not both?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Wrong thread

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Wrong thread

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

TontoCorazon posted:

Wrong thread

Awkward

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I'm.... I'm a bit concerned for Randaconda's safety/mental health. I mean, we all need a hobby, but the depths he's plumbing are getting deep.


Like, the least hosed up thing he's posted lately is that pad guy. I wonder what pad guy is doing. He was strangely benign in all this.

Just holy poo poo though.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

DicktheCat posted:

I'm.... I'm a bit concerned for Randaconda's safety/mental health. I mean, we all need a hobby, but the depths he's plumbing are getting deep.


Like, the least hosed up thing he's posted lately is that pad guy. I wonder what pad guy is doing. He was strangely benign in all this.

Just holy poo poo though.

http://jasonb.io/randomgur/

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

I'm not going to click that link but I do what to chime in and just say.

:stare:
:wtc:
...Just why? What. I'm so confused. :wtf:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
:nws:

http://imgur.com/a/Laci4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








































Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


The OKCupid watermark...

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Pad probably just became a pad and satisfied his complex, no drama no games.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
padguy has undergone a changed, fully padded, full permanent menses bodied, full permanet menses organs and menses insides

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

foreverially mensesd and loving it

He was granted eyes, but he didn't want them.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Why didn't this rear end in a top hat just go all the way and call himself "Doctor" instead of "Colonel"?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Randaconda posted:

padguy has undergone a changed, fully padded, full permanent menses bodied, full permanet menses organs and menses insides

"I have no vagina, but I must bleed"

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


A lot of crap, some porn, game screenshots, a concerning amount of my little pony screenshots...and then I got this:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

SO DEMANDING posted:

A lot of crap, some porn, game screenshots, a concerning amount of my little pony screenshots...and then I got this:



Awe he looks like a 4 year old wearing daddy's clothes

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Who wants to see the highest concentration of drug users in one spot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FojlI0w_rJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVTXEWw20Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7L3-yOZzY

There are 47 videos in the main series.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I played imgur-roulette with that link and got this:

http://imgur.com/HUHJW

Its not AUG. Its frickin rad.
I just wanted to share it with you all.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I played imgur-roulette with that link and got this:

http://imgur.com/HUHJW

Its not AUG. Its frickin rad.
I just wanted to share it with you all.

Nice ferret picture

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

LAAAAAAWWWWWWW!

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Glazier posted:

LAAAAAAWWWWWWW!

:golfclap:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I remember last time we had a big random imgur deal, there was a lot of child porno. Have they cleaned that up then

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal




Wrestlepig has a new favorite as of 10:23 on Jul 26, 2017

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

















































being this cucked



Randaconda has a new favorite as of 13:02 on Jul 26, 2017

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Always wondered what was with the mottled purple/pink parts of fat (white) people.

Are they massive stretch marks or something?

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Always wondered what was with the mottled purple/pink parts of fat (white) people.

Are they massive stretch marks or something?

maybe it's fungus

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