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Haifisch posted:
A normal person would have just written Dvorak; I mean no-one says "I like Ludwig van Beethoven". Possibly he doesn't know Dvořák is pretty main-stream because he just Googled up composers. e: What I mean is: he probably has never listened to Dvořák or at least doesn't know if he has.
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Jerry Cotton posted:A normal person would have just written Dvorak; I mean no-one says "I like Ludwig van Beethoven". Possibly he doesn't know Dvořák is pretty main-stream because he just Googled up composers. The keyboard guy made music?
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:39 |
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Tumblr nonsense posted:Story Time!
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:40 |
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:The keyboard guy made music? No that's Dvorak not Dvořák.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:43 |
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:Bet you can’t name one Golden Age Captain America title. This... this doesn't even mean anything. Like, there is literally no such thing as a Golden Age Captain America title. e: I mean Captain America Comics but hey. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Jul 25, 2017 |
# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:45 |
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Dammit I wanted to know what video card they got.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 12:26 |
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quote:if you can tell me, in a clear and concise way, how to find a woman’s G-spot. Insert your middle finger into the vagina, with your palm facing up, then bend the finger upwards. That's (supposedly) the G-spot.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 12:33 |
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brylcreem posted:Insert your middle finger into the vagina, with your palm facing up, then bend the finger upwards. That's (supposedly) the G-spot. Your move, fictional story woman!
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 13:27 |
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It's impressive how she managed to find the ideal video card while staring pizza guy in the eyes intensely
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 13:40 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 14:48 |
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Isn't a Nazi Pie like a Pizza Pie?
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 14:55 |
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When the moon hits your eye like a big Nazi pie, that's a hate crime
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 14:57 |
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Zelder posted:When the moon hits your eye like a big Nazi pie, that's a hate crime
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 15:15 |
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Nazi or not, why would you just gratuitously scribble a swastika and a pie chart on some menu I mean maybe I just can't understand because I'm not a nazi but...
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 15:17 |
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Reddit: That Happened posted:
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 15:20 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Nazi or not, why would you just gratuitously scribble a swastika and a pie chart on some menu If I had to guess, I'd imagine the pie chart is a nod to the "1%ers." Generally speaking, motorcycle gangs have a lot of tie-ins with white nationalists.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 15:23 |
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Zipperelli. posted:If I had to guess, I'd imagine the pie chart is a nod to the "1%ers." Generally speaking, motorcycle gangs have a lot of tie-ins with white nationalists. And the chart on the left shows approximately %25
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 15:32 |
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Imagine pressing each emoji that many times. You can't just press and hold down that poo poo, that's a conscious decision.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:07 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Imagine pressing each emoji that many times. You can't just press and hold down that poo poo, that's a conscious decision. I tried, it made me feel like someone had greased my brain. quite strange.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:27 |
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I'm upset at just how terrible that menu is, design-wise.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 18:09 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Imagine pressing each emoji that many times. You can't just press and hold down that poo poo, that's a conscious decision. Probably the type of dedication I would look for in a head stripper tbh
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 18:16 |
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Trebek posted:Probably the type of dedication I would look for in a head stripper tbh TIL strippers operate in squads lead by a head stripper. Presumably the most ferocious of them all.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 18:40 |
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Maybe the head stripper just wears a lot of hats and takes them off seductively
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:07 |
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Piell posted:Maybe the head stripper just wears a lot of hats and takes them off seductively
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:14 |
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My phone has a button on the keyboard to switch to the emoji keyboard so it's effortless to spam them. People choose the most bizarrely mundane aspects of stdh to nitpick.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:23 |
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from a car forum:idiot posted:I love loving with people on the internet, Its fun. Back before Chris Hanson I used to act like a 15 year old girl in chat rooms, I'd be with some friends and we'd go where I told the guy to meet "me". That's a story for another nigbt. idiot posted:Ok so back when Yahoo chat was popular I used to gently caress random women easy as hell, when I wasn't trying to get waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles I'd use another name like bubblygurl14 or something else that sounded really young. I wouldn't even have to type anything and I'd have 15 guys talking to me. I'd play the I'm under age but really like older guys and wont tell anyone routine, the guys ate it up.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:38 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:29 |
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BraveUlysses posted:from a car forum: This sounds like a To Catch a Predator episode, except with more vandalizing of personal property belonging to people who had not actually committed a crime by waiting in a parking lot
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:44 |
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life is killing me posted:This sounds like a To Catch a Predator episode, except with more vandalizing of personal property belonging to people who had not actually committed a crime by waiting in a parking lot Or some Perverted Justice: The Series.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:53 |
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We had a group of vigilante shitheads doing something similar around here a while back. Their notable achievements were catching zero predators, beating the poo poo out of a mentally disabled man who wasn't even the guy they catfished, and causing the police to publicly tell people poo poo like this fucks up their investigations and can make actual predators walk free. I think they ended up stopping after most of them went to jail for attacking random citizens.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:57 |
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Wow. I mean... just, wow.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:04 |
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Samizdata posted:Or some Perverted Justice: The Series. Danaru posted:We had a group of vigilante shitheads doing something similar around here a while back. Their notable achievements were catching zero predators, beating the poo poo out of a mentally disabled man who wasn't even the guy they catfished, and causing the police to publicly tell people poo poo like this fucks up their investigations and can make actual predators walk free. I think they ended up stopping after most of them went to jail for attacking random citizens. If only there was some kind of group of uniformed people with the resources to gather proof of sex crimes and try sexual predators in a court of law and send them to jail, or maybe a national register of sorts so that people would know who they are and where they live. IMHO this would be the best way to catch these people. Oh well, guess I'll go catfish some dudes with complete lack of proof they are the person I catfished or that they have even committed a crime so I can vandalize their cars, that'll show them! Everyone knows that vandalizing peoples' poo poo gets them to stop whatever they are allegedly doing, rather than going to the police themselves to report that their car was keyed and spray-painted by some teenagers who think they are contributing to humanity in any way
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life is killing me posted:If only there was some kind of group of uniformed people with the resources to gather proof of sex crimes and try sexual predators in a court of law and send them to jail, or maybe a national register of sorts so that people would know who they are and where they live. IMHO this would be the best way to catch these people. Oh well, guess I'll go catfish some dudes with complete lack of proof they are the person I catfished or that they have even committed a crime so I can vandalize their cars, that'll show them! Everyone knows that vandalizing peoples' poo poo gets them to stop whatever they are allegedly doing, rather than going to the police themselves to report that their car was keyed and spray-painted by some teenagers who think they are contributing to humanity in any way If only... Especially if they could make sure proper legal steps are followed!
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:33 |
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gently caress the police
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 22:10 |
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oldpainless posted:gently caress the police More like OShealess
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 22:56 |
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You can't delete my decade old memory card! That's more important to me than my dead family members! Anyway, get a load of this gross manbaby crying over his banned game account.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 00:02 |
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Trash Boat posted:You can't delete my decade old memory card! That's more important to me than my dead family members! "You can't delete my old Skyrim saves and mods! That has history!" "Dude, you haven't touched it in five years. Let it go."
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 00:06 |
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Their "childhood is basically gone" because they lost video game save files.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 00:34 |
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I'm pretty certain their childhood is gone because they grew up. Well, older anyway. They clearly haven't grown up yet.
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