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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life


Running from the federales with a bucket of porn

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Vakal posted:

I'm not up on the current state of New York drug culture. Does Steve have to cruise the back alleys of New York for dealers or can you just use an app like SkipTheDishes to get someone to hand deliver the stuff?

He's white.

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Vakal posted:

I've always wondered how they procure their drugs.

I'm not up on the current state of New York drug culture. Does Steve have to cruise the back alleys of New York for dealers or can you just use an app like SkipTheDishes to get someone to hand deliver the stuff?

Excuse me, I think you meant to say Colorado. Brooklyn, Colorado.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Guy Mann posted:

Running from the federales with a bucket of porn
You know, as much as I know I wouldn't be able to stand the content, part of me wants to watch Zoo just for that scene.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Guy Mann posted:

Running from the federales with a bucket of porn

that too


Thanks to that photo, for some reason, Steve will always be like 4'11" in my head.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Vakal posted:

I've always wondered how they procure their drugs.

I'm not up on the current state of New York drug culture. Does Steve have to cruise the back alleys of New York for dealers or can you just use an app like SkipTheDishes to get someone to hand deliver the stuff?

This is literally something you are not allowed to discuss on SA ever

Like, period, even as far as saying what prices in your area look like

Vakal
May 11, 2008

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

This is literally something you are not allowed to discuss on SA ever

Like, period, even as far as saying what prices in your area look like

It's fine, I'm Canadian.

By this time next year we'll be able to buy the stuff in our grocery stores.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!
"Noted Coward" Steve Sajdak is my favorite nickname on the show by far.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Mine is Eric Movie.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
"Human Toilet" Adam Baldwin.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
listening to this month's and last month's mailbags, I just love how much punchier and looser the how gang is on them.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Pops Mgee posted:

"Human Toilet" Adam Baldwin.

I think you mean "internet toilet" Adam Baldwin.

That's also a great one.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Don't forget "Bestiality Expert" Chris Cabin and "Senior Youth Consultant" Steve Sajdak.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh my god, Steve Bannon’s online dating profile avatar hahahahaha

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I just now listened to the May mailbag and the story of Eric handing the change back to a clerk three times in a 7-11 while hosed up had me dying, goddamn.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Mailbags are now my go-to way to introduce friends and family to the show. Gives them a good feel for the camaraderie and comedy, and a series of 5-10 minute mostly-self-contained bits are easier to pitch than 90+ minute episodes.

If they dig it then I link them to the website so they can see the variety of genres that get covered, and pick their own first full episode.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Introductory Mailbag should be The GameMaster one because all the stories are incredibly insane
I'd also recommend the Long John Silver Prom Night Movie Night extravaganza but I think that's the one with the super cringy in the bad way stdh story about yelling at old ladies

Calaveron fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jul 24, 2017

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Best mailbag story is either the Eric "try it old man!" confrontation, or witnessing the dude lean on his wife for support as he cut a huge fart.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I pretty much only listen to the mailbags.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Fart City posted:

Best mailbag story is either the Eric "try it old man!" confrontation, or witnessing the dude lean on his wife for support as he cut a huge fart.

Neither are mailbag episodes I think. I can't recall what try it old man is from, but dude farting was from Winter's Tale I think

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Speaking of mail bag, Andrew going full magic flute voice with his Oh my goOoOodd at the revelation of the guy jerking off to Encino Man in the theater during the most recent one killed me and now I'm dead and a ghost

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer
I liked the one where the guy yelled at the girl and then they got married :3:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Calaveron posted:

Neither are mailbag episodes I think. I can't recall what try it old man is from, but dude farting was from Winter's Tale I think

It was, absolutely hilariously, White Noise. And "Try it old man!" was SWAT.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It was, absolutely hilariously, White Noise. And "Try it old man!" was SWAT.

Ah. Don't know why I thought they were mailbag episodes.

Still, two of the very best things to come out of the show, bar none.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
The best mailbag was from two years ago and had the trifecta of Kid walking in on Dad watching porn, Kid watching the same nude scene in King Arthur movie in the school library for a week, and teacher who dedicated an entire week to Japanese foot binding. She's dangling and she don't even know it!

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

I liked the one with the workout freak who critiqued Luca Brasi's tomato sauce recipe during the Godfather and then left the theater to get broken up with by his girlfriend before driving off to Sister Christian.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tender Bender posted:

I liked the one with the workout freak who critiqued Luca Brasi's tomato sauce recipe during the Godfather and then left the theater to get broken up with by his girlfriend before driving off to Sister Christian.

MOTORIN'!!!

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

I was slightly hung over the first time I watched Come and See. That was a bad choice.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I pretty much only listen to the mailbags.

That's loving crazy.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
The mailbags are really funny but it's also cemented that as funny as I find these dudes I would never want to actually hang out with them because their lives are a cavalcade of Lynchian nightmare tableaus and a thirst for confrontation that the tallest glasses of water can't quench.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Guy Mann posted:

The mailbags are really funny but it's also cemented that as funny as I find these dudes I would never want to actually hang out with them because their lives are a cavalcade of Lynchian nightmare tableaus and a thirst for confrontation that the tallest glasses of water can't quench.

They're thirty-something year-old film studies New Yorkers

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

“In my high school, they found a girl on the side of the road. Turns out she died in a car accident.”
“Well that makes sense.”
“So she didn’t remember any of it.”
“What with being deceased?”

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Guy Mann posted:

The mailbags are really funny but it's also cemented that as funny as I find these dudes I would never want to actually hang out with them because their lives are a cavalcade of Lynchian nightmare tableaus and a thirst for confrontation that the tallest glasses of water can't quench.

An hour ago I probably would have disagreed with you, but then I heard Steve's story about being in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade...

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




each of the WHM hosts surely has slighted a gypsy, they truly live cursed lives.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟




A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Holy poo poo, Steve's story. I had to stop the podcast and take a break because I was choking from laughter

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

well why not posted:

each of the WHM hosts surely has slighted a gypsy, they truly live cursed lives.

fatter

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014

Hahaha holy poo poo. :haw:

Steve's tales of horror, embarrassment, and despair are absolutely the best thing about the podcast. I think about "yeah, you better run, fat boy" once a week at least.

It's not even schaudenfreude or anything. He's just got the bestest stories.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Does anyone have a timestamp for the Macy's Thanksgiving parade story?

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Captain Hotbutt posted:

Hahaha holy poo poo. :haw:

Steve's tales of horror, embarrassment, and despair are absolutely the best thing about the podcast. I think about "yeah, you better run, fat boy" once a week at least.

It's not even schaudenfreude or anything. He's just got the bestest stories.

I don't think anything's ever going to top the old woman eating the fish from Secret Window.

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