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stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Thefluffy posted:

so when can we tell that we hit peak :goonsay:?

we have

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Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Thefluffy posted:

so when can we tell that we hit peak :goonsay:?

We've been soaring over the peak ever since the Fallout goon cesspit spilled in here, man.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Right, time to break out the Big Guns:

Cait as Female Half Super Mutant


THICCMEAT


:nws:TAARNA THE BOOB GODDESS FROM THE LAND BEYOND:nws:
https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/1151/images/thumbnails/7067-1-1451262163.jpg

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



They really got the "Overworked stripper who really needs a cigarette and scotch" look down.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Jagged Jim posted:

Right, time to break out the Big Guns:

Cait as Female Half Super Mutant


Why are they always so shiny?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






You know why.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
High Resolution Potato



MUH IMMERSHUN!

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


To be fair that's a really lovely looking potato.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

How many gigs is the new texture?

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Modder posted:

The original texture is an incredibly tiny 64x64 (filesize: a whopping 3 KB). I'm including that minuscule resolution, alongside 512x, 256x, 128x and, of course, 1024x, for folks who may feel such a small prop isn't worth that much VRAM. Choose whichever you prefer.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I like the idea of a mod that retextures a single mundane object, so hi-def that it can't run on any existing computer.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

I call your sexism and raise you an adventure time

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Fully immersing myself in these sick rear end taters

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/25695/

:nms:http://i.imgur.com/bcHN5JL.jpg:nms:

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008


I like that they went through all that trouble to retexture it, while keeping the same low poly stretched U/V model.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9eRDKqyXbs

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Who gives a poo poo if it isn't CBBE compatible

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Last thing I see before I fall asleep. Thank you.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Dwesa posted:

Last thing I see before I fall asleep. Thank you.

Sweet dreams.

I think my least favorite part of it is that she's so flat-chested and infantilized that it just looks like a terrible fetish katamari of pedophilia/ageplay, furries, and eye-burning neon.

Max Wilco
Jan 23, 2012

I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...

RaspberryCommie posted:

Why are they always so shiny?

I think part of it is because there's something in the graphics in Fallout 4 (the base game with no mods) where characters/models/terrain have a sheen to them. I think there's actually a mod that removes it.

EDIT: Found it (Wetness Shader Fix - http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/23389/).

Max Wilco fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Jul 25, 2017

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Max Wilco posted:

I think part of it is because there's something in the graphics in Fallout 4 (the base game with no mods) where characters/models/terrain have a sheen to them. I think there's actually a mod that removes it.

You are incorrect. Well, no, you might be about the mod and the graphics I guess, but go look at lovely Sexy mods for Skyrim or Oblivion or Fallout 3 or New Vegas. They intentionally make them super shiny. I guess sex = sweat = shiny??

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Midnight Voyager posted:

You are incorrect. Well, no, you might be about the mod and the graphics I guess, but go look at lovely Sexy mods for Skyrim or Oblivion or Fallout 3 or New Vegas. They intentionally make them super shiny. I guess sex = sweat = shiny??

It's definitely not something unique to mods. A whole bunch of poo poo like porn mags oil the hell out of their models so they're as shiny as a new penny. I figure modders are just emulating that look.

Max Wilco
Jan 23, 2012

I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...

Midnight Voyager posted:

You are incorrect. Well, no, you might be about the mod and the graphics I guess, but go look at lovely Sexy mods for Skyrim or Oblivion or Fallout 3 or New Vegas. They intentionally make them super shiny. I guess sex = sweat = shiny??

Oh no, I sort of figured the glossy/oiled thing was dialed up with mods. I was just pointing out the shiny people look is also sort of present in the base game (though obviously not as extreme).

On to another topic, this isn't an awesome/awful mod, but I just ran across this: https://www.moddrop.com/app/ . Is anyone familiar with it? It seems to be a new modding program that's supposed to make installing and sharing mods easier.

Max Wilco fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jul 25, 2017

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Oh hey, it's the guy that did the halos mods again.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Midnight Voyager posted:

You are incorrect. Well, no, you might be about the mod and the graphics I guess, but go look at lovely Sexy mods for Skyrim or Oblivion or Fallout 3 or New Vegas. They intentionally make them super shiny. I guess sex = sweat = shiny??

The oily look hides skin imperfections, there's a reason it's used in porn

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Max Wilco posted:

On to another topic, this isn't an awesome/awful mod, but I just ran across this: https://www.moddrop.com/app/ . Is anyone familiar with it? It seems to be a new modding program that's supposed to make installing and sharing mods easier.
It basically seems to be some sort of file manager that backs up mods' files? They talk big, but it doesn't appear to do anything impressive. Let alone anything that would make installing mods easier.
I like that they proudly promote themselves as using Loot and fomods, while claiming they support several non-Bethesda games. Sure, I'll sort the loadorder of my minecraft mods with loot. Did anyone make a masterlist for minecraft or does that game even use a loadorder based file system that's vaguely similar to that of the Bethesda engine? Who cares. And why not install Witcher 3 mods using an installer with a crappy XML based GUI that was originally designed for FO3.

I can't see it yet, but there's probably some sort of scam behind it. It's run by the guys behind GMod.com, which has various e-drama attached to it.

Raygereio fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jul 25, 2017

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
SLAUGHTERFISH 2000



File Info posted:

V2000
Latest version

Description posted:

The Mod everyone has been waiting for has now been released! Ever felt like slapping a guard with a slaughterfish, of course, who hasn't? Well now with the Slaughterfish-2000(TM), brought to you from the makers of Slaughterfish Toothpaste(TM), you can!!

Testimonials:

Bob from Anvil said:
"The first time I slapped a guard with my new Slaughterfish-2000(TM) was the best day of my life, after I regained my consciousness I got up and slapped him again I never felt so a live!"

Henry from Bruma had this to say:
"I love my new Slaughterfish-2000(TM) so much I don't go anywhere without it! Of course my wife left me cause it makes the sheets stink but that's ok as long as I gots my Slaughterfish-2000(TM)!"

John from The Imperial City wants you to know:
"I used to be so bored and lonely before I got my Slaughterfish-2000(TM) but now life is exciting! Running from the guards, paying fines, trying to escape from jail, and on top of all that the cats love me! I'll never be lonely again!"

Unfortunately Turpuli had this comment:
I used to be fat and ugly and all the ladies hated me. After I got my own Slaughterfish-2000(TM) I lost 150 lbs! Sure, I didn't get far from the guards the first few times but look at me running now! All the ladies still avoid me like the plague but I'm completely happy with my precious Slaughterfish-2000(TM). Thanks Slaughterfish-2000(TM)!

The very old lady from Bravil said:
"Oh, not today love, I've just finished my tea!"

As you can tell the Slaughterfish-2000(TM) is exactly what everyone needs!
You would expect to pay $29.95 for a product as fine as this but if you download it now this one time exclusive offer is available to YOU for only one or two mouse clicks! AND if you act fast you will receive a one time only special bonus! A Sheath! This handy sheath made from the finest tin in Tamreil and is great for carrying your slaughterfish when you're taking a break from slapping guards. If you can stop, it's just so much fun!

Disclaimer:
The makers of Slaughterfish-2000(TM) are at no fault for any personal damages that may occur when using this product. Damages include but are not limited to: Guard beatings, Fines, Imprisonment, financial loss, smelling terrible, slimy hands, mockery, or a free breakfast with the Grey Fox.


Side Effects
will include but are not limited to:
Chronic diarrhea, Bacterial Vaginosis, Campylobacter Fetus, Candidiasis, Chancroid, Chlamydia, Condyloma Acuminata, Cytomegalovirus, Enteric Infections, Genital Mycoplasmas, Genital Warts, Giardiasis, Gonorrhea, Granuloma Inguinale, Hepatitis, Herpes, Lymphogranuloma Venereum, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pediculosis Pubis, Pubic Lice(TM), Salmonella, Scabies, Shingellosis, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, Vaginitis, And More!

Installation:

2 3/4 cups cake flour
1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
2 3/4 cups sugar
4 large eggs
2 large egg yolks
1 cup vegetable oil
1 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips

This mod is not to be confused with the Monty Python fish slapping sketch!
That sketch is much too silly!

[...]

If you wish to use this mod as part of your mod please consult your practitioner.

If you do not like this mod donations can be made to me.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

That fish slapping is giving me mIRC flashbacks.

Midnight Voyager posted:

I think my least favorite part of it is that she's so flat-chested and infantilized that it just looks like a terrible fetish katamari of pedophilia/ageplay, furries, and eye-burning neon.

You're forgetting the comic sans. Every time that modder's stuff comes up it's comic sans, the most/least appropriate possible font.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Looks insufficiently floppy for my taste. :flaccid:

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

aniviron posted:

That fish slapping is giving me mIRC flashbacks.


You're forgetting the comic sans. Every time that modder's stuff comes up it's comic sans, the most/least appropriate possible font.

I dunno dude, the font they use at greek restaurants would probably be more inappropriate for that.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
When can I slap guards with a floppy cock?

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

aniviron posted:

That fish slapping is giving me mIRC flashbacks.


You're forgetting the comic sans. Every time that modder's stuff comes up it's comic sans, the most/least appropriate possible font.

I'm beginning to think it's part of their gross infantilizing fetish.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
e: nevermind

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Leal posted:

When can I slap guards with a floppy cock?
All dick weapons for ES I found were not floppy, disappointing! How come no one ported The Penetrator from Saints Row? :sad:

Also, what am I doing...

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Dwesa posted:

All dick weapons for ES I found were not floppy, disappointing! How come no one ported The Penetrator from Saints Row? :sad:

Also, what am I doing...

Or the Thor dildo bat from an old TF2 mod? :nws: [link] :nws:

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

You know, credit where it's due, for a Bethesda game I'm not sure one can expect much better.

Deathclaw Lady is still a welcome reprieve from the soulless self-loathing fuckdolls, even if she still really oughta put a goddamned shirt on.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

New Batman villain looks great.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
I was giving a class presentation on Post-Impressionism and referenced the famous Gauguin work Four Breton Girls, my partner used the projector laptop to search for it and the class was treated with results of pages and pages of oily, dead-eyed Breton girls.

Thanks, Nexus. And Bing I guess.

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Shady Amish Terror posted:

You know, credit where it's due, for a Bethesda game I'm not sure one can expect much better.

Deathclaw Lady is still a welcome reprieve from the soulless self-loathing fuckdolls, even if she still really oughta put a goddamned shirt on.

They are making clothes for her. One of the screenshots from earlier in the thread or somewhere had her in a Vault suit.

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