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Ernie come back your disappearing has made me suspicious
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Jul 29, 2017 00:46
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Tired Moritz posted:wow kiss rear end much??? I'm not a fan of leaving this vote near deadline and not coming back either. Also kind of ignoring the redneck deal
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Jul 29, 2017 00:47
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Ho hum just 10 minutes to deadline, chilling in here alone, good times
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Jul 29, 2017 00:49
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hammer, i m o
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Jonathan Fisk posted:hammer, i m o I can't!
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ok ##vote redneck
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Maybe I should post some recipes or something
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  redneck nazgulVotecount for Day 1 With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is July 28th, 2017 at 8 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 7 minutes.
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As the lights came back on the set, the contestants were greeted with a scene straight out of the 4th direct to DVD season of Hannibal. The two judges were destroyed, for lack of a better word, in ways that should have been impossible to accomplish in the forty seconds they'd all been plunged in darkness. Everyone ran for the doors, but they were locked. As some threw themselves against the doors, they heard the rattle of chains on the other side. There would be no escape. A voice came in over the loudspeaker. "Ｔｈｅｒｅ ａｒｅ ｎｏ ｍｏｒｅ ｊｕｄｇｅｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｍｕｓｔ ｊｕｄｇｅ ｅａｃｈ ｏｔｈｅｒ． Ｔｈｅ ｃｙｃｌｅ ｍｕｓｔ ｂｅ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｄ．" The timer on the wall started to tick down. At each station, there were ballots. Everyone looked around, sizing up the competition in earnest this time. What had they meant by 'judge each other?' * * * There were just minutes left on the timer. "Get rid of him! Vote him! We don't have time!" Someone shouted. "Wait, how do we know anything bad will happen? What if this is like, a test?" Another suggested. Everyone looked over at the fleshy pile of judges they had moved over to the corner. It seemed unlikely. "Fine, God," Moritz stepped up to Nazgul with a meat tenderizer. "Here, I cast my vote. Are you all happy?" Nazgul seemed distracted, like he was looking past Moritz at something far more terrible. "No... no, this is all wrong. The pattern has been broken! The spice flows against us! The spice flows WRONG!" The blow came down and Nazgul was silent. "Hey, uh, were we supposed to kill them?" Someone asked. Moritz looked down, considering. "Huh. I thought it was like, implied." "Ｙａｈ， ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｉｍｐｌｉｅｄ． Ｓｏｒｒｙ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｎｆｕｓｉｏｎ．" Alright then. redneck nazgul, The Seeker, Town Oracle/Self-Watcher was executed day one! The lights went out again, but a single workstation remained illuminated. On the counter was a single egg. It was bright red.  Ｊｅｄｉｔ． Ｄｒｏｗｎｅｄ ｉｎ Ｐｕｓｓｙ Ｊｕｉｃｅ． "Ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｙｏｕ ｍｕｓｔ ｅａｔ ｔｈｅ ｅｇｇ．" Night actions! The sooner the better.  The only people who can post in the thread at present are Jedit and Drowned in Pussy Juice. One of them must eat the egg or something bad will happen, chosen from a wheel of random punishments I made. Some of them are unfairly harsh. Either player may do this by posting ##eat egg. Once the egg has been eaten, no further posting is allowed.Alternatively, either player may post a video of them eating an actual egg in any form. No kinder eggs though. Just to be honest, this is entirely sexual for me. BEGIN
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Jul 29, 2017 01:31
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##eat egg Someone's gotta do it
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Jul 29, 2017 04:46
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I can post a video of me eating an egg at home for your sexual awakening but I'm at work and chef won't let me touch his eggs
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Jul 29, 2017 04:47
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drowned in pussy juice posted:##eat egg The egg is eaten. Let's go to wheeldecide.com to see what happens.   drowned in pussy juice is wounded by the red egg.  still get me those night actions nerds.
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The lights flicker and then reappear. At center stage, you find tpink dead in a pool of blood, with flowers sprouting from the sanguine display. There is a circle of kosher salt laid around the body, and it seems like rain is falling from the rafters directly above their form. To the side, there are the remnants of a kale smoothie. Just sniffing at it clears your skin and leaves you feel hydrated and full of energy. Whether a cook or a con, the set feels a little colder now that tpink has left us. tpink, The Blessed of the Fisher King, Town Doctor, died night one! Votecount for Day 2  Not Voting (11): Asiina, bowmore, CirclMastr, drowned in pussy juice, Ernie., Hal Incandenza, Jedit, Jonathan Fisk, PMush Perfect, Tired Moritz, Yorkshire TeaWith 11 alive, it's 6 votes to execute. The current deadline is August 01st, 2017 at 8 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 2 days, 23 hours. It's not all bad news though, during the night someone prepared a scrumptious nogged egg for you all! It smells heavily of alcohol and has a delicately creamy texture. If you would like to taste some of this sweet noggy treat, just post ##drink the nog or ##nog me baby, or even ##noghog.
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Jul 30, 2017 02:24
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#nog me bby #vote hal guilt-trip me to hammering redneck.
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Jul 30, 2017 02:27
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##NOGHOG
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Jul 30, 2017 02:28
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Also Hal, for shame. I thought you wanted to talk to me...
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Jul 30, 2017 02:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO5WZMyvNoY&t=18s ##drink the nog
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Jul 30, 2017 02:31
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dipj, did you get any kinds of PMs or any info about what being wounded means? With our doctor dead, I have to wonder if that had some kind of effect.
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Jul 30, 2017 02:31
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Ernie. posted:Also Hal, for shame. I thought you wanted to talk to me... We can still talk!
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Jul 30, 2017 02:31
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I don't drink alcohol, but thank you.
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Jul 30, 2017 02:34
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I dunno about that nog
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Jul 30, 2017 02:35
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On one hand I love the poo poo out of alcohol. On the other I dislike eggnog.
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Jul 30, 2017 02:40
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I've never actually had eggnog before. ##drink the nog
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Jul 30, 2017 02:42
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##noghog
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Jul 30, 2017 02:43
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I don't like actual eggnog, but how can I resist. ##drink dat nog
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Jul 30, 2017 03:02
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Also Hal is my best friend get rekt Ernie.
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PMush Perfect posted:dipj, did you get any kinds of PMs or any info about what being wounded means? With our doctor dead, I have to wonder if that had some kind of effect. I did, it's nothing to do with the doc and I'm not telling you any more specifics but you don't want to eat the egg, especially now we have delicious nog instead
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Hal Incandenza posted:I dunno about that nog Yeah, I'm not touching that poo poo. Hal, would you like to explain why Moritz might want to vote you over guilt for hammering Town?
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Jul 30, 2017 09:02
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The nog is good idiots you should try it someone probably put a lot of effort into it despite it not affecting the game mechanics in any way
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Jul 30, 2017 09:51
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i never tasted eggnog before
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Jul 30, 2017 12:10
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Asiina posted:Also Hal is my best friend get rekt Ernie. I literally know exactly what you mean and why you're saying this and I'm upset by it.
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Jul 30, 2017 12:14
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It's really loving good if you're not a dumb baby about eating uncooked eggs or mixing alcohol and dairy ##vote hal Way too suspicious of eggs in general imo this is not a joke vote, i dont trust a man who doesn't trust eggs
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Jul 30, 2017 12:16
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I thought kids drink eggnog... isn't it bad for them to have the alcohol
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Jul 30, 2017 12:19
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Hall is not scum this game. And your reasoning for voting him is as thin and awkward as can be.
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Jul 30, 2017 12:20
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Ernie. posted:Hall is not scum this game. And your reasoning for voting him is as thin and awkward as can be.
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Tired Moritz posted:I thought kids drink eggnog... isn't it bad for them to have the alcohol Kids spend all day crying and throwing up anyway who c an really know for sure if it's bad for them
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Jul 30, 2017 12:44
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Ernie. posted:Hall is not scum this game. And your reasoning for voting him is as thin and awkward as can be. Not scum is an anagram for snot cum
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Jul 30, 2017 12:46
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drowned in pussy juice posted:Kids spend all day crying and throwing up anyway who c an really know for sure if it's bad for them If you don't let your kids get drunk you're an awful parent.
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I was going to say that hard liquor unmixed is probably too much for a small child but I know you can treat teething with neutral grain alcohol Do not use brown or infused liquor on a baby (or any wound for that matter) it can potentially cause infection
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