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feedmyleg posted:Real Adventures was awful. Great theme song, though. aaahhhhh now it's stuck in my head
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Ghosts of the Sargasso and Escape from the House of Mummies, PT II are my go-to episodes. They don't require any context for newbies and they're just hilarious top to bottom. "You hold a gun like a guy who plays Riven" and "The smallest man is the biggest man" slay me every time.
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Jul 28, 2017 18:34
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"Too bad, if you'd kept your mouth shut you could've won the gentleman," is one of my all-time favorite lines in anything.
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Jul 28, 2017 18:44
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edit: ^^^^ ahaha and that one "The stone fox in A Mother's Right: The Elizabeth Morgan Story" does it for me. Like I'm surprised (kind of) that doc and jackson have even heard of that movie and, given its subject matter, the idea of rusty getting off watching it is hilariously foul.
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Jul 28, 2017 18:45
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I still catch myself quoting "Now nobody gets the shrink Ray!" What an odd and great line.
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Jul 28, 2017 18:54
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Oh also....it's a soft, sheer fabric, I warmed some up in the dryer.
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:I still catch myself quoting "Now nobody gets the shrink Ray!" What an odd and great line. I like to think that mook is out there somewhere still looking for that gun he threw.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Oh also....it's a soft, sheer fabric, I warmed some up in the dryer. Get out of here! I'm serious, I don't even want to LOOK at you any more!
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Jul 28, 2017 20:19
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Hey, what happened to the annoying one? We ate him.
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Jul 28, 2017 22:41
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Billy put, "Half a melon heated up in the microwave." That's very creative!
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Jul 29, 2017 01:19
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"DustBuster, with corner attachment." "That... Sounds dangerous."
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Jul 29, 2017 01:29
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I didn't understand the question!
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Jul 29, 2017 01:34
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One miss Bonnie Bedelia
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Jul 29, 2017 02:01
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Nice shooting William S. Burroughs.
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As usual your detective skills are impeccable, Samson You've succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon chained to an Albino This line kills me every time because the way Underbite just drips with sarcasm at Brock.
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Jul 29, 2017 03:57
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Really it's 100% the style of dialogue that makes the show. It just feels, I guess real? natural? Monarch and 21 yelling Dude! at each other in the warhol episode makes me laugh every time.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:20
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Victor-Echo-November has some great lines and you don't need all that much background on the characters outside of the tension between Monarch, Dr Girlfriend and Phantom Limb. But that can be explained as 'these two used to date and he hates her new guy'. Pretty much all the lines from the bathroom scenes are great, from "...Naked" to "Hey, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore!" "Me neither". Just fun stuff all around.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:34
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"Kim? huge character, comes back later. You will be shocked...."
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Jul 29, 2017 04:40
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"I am into costumed business" is one of my favorite lines ever.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:42
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"Give me the Hand of Osiris!" "Give me head." "You didn't just say that!" "I absolutely did, now what are ya gonna do about it?"
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Machai posted:"Give me the Hand of Osiris!" This one gets me every time, It's the way he reacts to hearing Rusty Venture flatly demanding head.
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Vicissitude posted:Victor-Echo-November has some great lines and you don't need all that much background on the characters outside of the tension between Monarch, Dr Girlfriend and Phantom Limb. But that can be explained as 'these two used to date and he hates her new guy'. Pretty much all the lines from the bathroom scenes are great, from "...Naked" to "Hey, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore!" "Me neither". Just fun stuff all around. "Nnnice rear end, Samson."
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Vicissitude posted:Victor-Echo-November has some great lines and you don't need all that much background on the characters outside of the tension between Monarch, Dr Girlfriend and Phantom Limb. But that can be explained as 'these two used to date and he hates her new guy'. Pretty much all the lines from the bathroom scenes are great, from "...Naked" to "Hey, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore!" "Me neither". Just fun stuff all around. Yes! Favorite line, maybe of the series: "I can't believe it's hard to kill these two!" Escape to the House of Mummies pt. 2 goodies: I wonder what it was that Billy tried to explain to White "like, a thousand times" after he broke the shrink ray. I know only that it had something to do with treasure maps hidden in stuff. "We have more bullets, you know. You gotta stop doing that." "Hold on... this other head likes to clean my genitals with his mouth. I know it sounds weird--I let him do it, because it feels great. Oh yeah. The problem is, I can taste it, so... I taste my own genitals... in my mouth. It's... a conundrum."
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Jul 29, 2017 05:25
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"I'm gonna be a super villain" "Ehhh, I'm gonna be batman"
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"You know what on second thought, Caligula, you take the second wave alone."
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Jul 29, 2017 05:49
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RandallODim posted:"You know what on second thought, Caligula, you take the second wave alone." "When the gates open, me, Poe, and me rush in, you got that?" "You're gonna kill 'im when he shows up, aren't ya?" "Oh, you know it!"
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Jul 29, 2017 06:22
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I'm rewatching from season 1 and the two lines that got me good were these: "Condoms, pfft. Rusty doesn't need gadgets to please a women." "Holy poo poo, you're Dean loving Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back. Here's your cigarette." "gently caress you, gimme a dollar."
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Jul 29, 2017 09:32
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You think your hot poo poo in a champagne glass, but your really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup! Just a perfect scared straight moment.
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Jul 29, 2017 19:24
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At the end of Return to Spider Skull Island... Venture: What's with the slow-speed pursuit? Orpheus: (launches into a long, sing-song explanation) Venture: (interrupting Orpheus) FINE!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdZCLJDmWgI
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Data Graham posted:WALKING EYE! Monkey proof welding...  Edit: I always wanted to get Edgar Allen Poe in a headlock, that thing is like a pumpkin! Beeb fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jul 29, 2017 |
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Jul 29, 2017 20:05
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I want to see Brock's full list of cool crap he thinks he'll never get to do. He's managed to check off "Get Edgar Allen Poe in a headlock!" and "Stab Hitler to death," which is impressive. Makes one wonder what else there is.
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Jul 29, 2017 22:55
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I always loved The Monarch since day one (I mean who doesn't love this doofus) this is STILL my favorite quote from him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbZWXPaiM0s
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Jul 29, 2017 23:07
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Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses! I like my rear end, gentlemen!
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Jul 29, 2017 23:43
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Are you there God? is great when Brock is just loving around for the fun of both of them. It's obvious they both love their jobs and really don't hate each other.
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Jul 30, 2017 00:11
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"You can't yell at us for follow orders!" "Or kill us for following orders!"
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Why are we arguing in front of the henchmen anyway? Because the henchmen are standing here. Are you two gonna get a divorce?
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SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS!
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smidgeonnn posted:SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS! "Ogo...pogo! *glare* Plesiosaur!" also from Twenty Years to Midnight when Rusty wakes up from that dream. "Oh god. I thought I stopped having those dreams." "ThAT WaS A WeIRd ONe!" "Oh great. It can read my mind!" "IGNORE ME!"
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"I-I just... I just wanted to kick his rear end! I wanted to build a machine to kick his rear end! I wanted to build an empire to house the machine to kick his rear end!" "Then, by god... Let's go take a dump in his pool!" I love that they actually got some closure on that throwaway joke this season 
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You only caught me because I had a lighter up my rear end. Ok, now I believe your Hank's friend.
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