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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



dumb. posted:

A cat wouldn't join in. It would lick its crotch disinterestedly while you're beaten to death, then later eat your face.


A stupid cat maybe, my last cat would take bets from passers by.:radcat:

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 22:49 on Jul 27, 2017

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol dog people

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Something closer to reality.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Umm excuse me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Paladinus posted:

Something closer to reality.


How To Sleep In My Neighbor's Basement

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The best version of that has Real American playing

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The article on DogNEWS had another side of the story, "Meddling Cat Interferes With Our Proud Canine Ways".

Just goes to show you that there are two sides to every story. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Edward R. Murpho.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


I like how, when the mom thinks the dog is coming back, she runs away and leaves the kid to fend for himself.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Yep, see?

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Slimy Hog posted:

I like how, when the mom thinks the dog is coming back, she runs away and leaves the kid to fend for himself.

thats a middle child i just know it

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
SFW Oglaf best Oglaf

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lol at the sailor who doesn't know anything about bird law.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's probably Steven Seagull too.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Paladinus posted:

Lol at the sailor who doesn't know anything about bird law.

https://youtu.be/mHzegeEKux8

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43C1kufMaM

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

That's probably Steven Seagull too.

gently caress. You.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Karate Bastard posted:

That's probably Steven Seagull too.

John Livingston Seagull, Esq.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Big fan of rape jokes, are you?

is the joke part optional?

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
I think we should change the subject

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Where's my goddamned furry pun

You sold out fox dad :mad:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Dead unseeing eyes..... :stare:

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
has this child ever seen his dad's face

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
On his deathbed, moments before his demise, Foxdad whispers to his son. "Take it off", he says. "Take it off so I may look upon you with my own eyes".

His son removes the fox head and gazes upon his father for the first time. Underneath is a horrifying face, scarred and deformed, a face which has never seen the sun for decades. His son weeps, as Foxdad draws his last breath.

He is buried in the pet cemetery.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I like to think Foxdad is like The Girl With the Yellow Ribbon and his fox head is the only thing keeping his real head on.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Tetracube posted:

On his deathbed, moments before his demise, Foxdad whispers to his son. "Take it off", he says. "Take it off so I may look upon you with my own eyes".

His son removes the fox head and gazes upon his father for the first time. Underneath is a horrifying face, scarred and deformed, a face which has never seen the sun for decades. His son weeps, as Foxdad draws his last breath.

He is buried in the pet cemetery.

No furry pun with his last breathe. 0/10

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
The fact that the furries in that comic look frighteningly non-articulate is the only thing that comic does right.

violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004

could anyone please point me to the boobies that grope themselves ive been checking like 10 pages back but i am also very unintelligent tia

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

violentlycitrus posted:

could anyone please point me to the boobies that grope themselves ive been checking like 10 pages back but i am also very unintelligent tia

It was reposted on the previous page but here it is again:

violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It was reposted on the previous page but here it is again:

tia (thanks in arrears)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

Big fan of rape jokes, are you?

is the joke part optional?

I had to google this cause I had no idea what you were talking about. Turns out Steven Seagal is an even huger piece of poo poo than I knew. I thought I was making a poo poo cop joke. Ugh.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Steven Seagal is the turd that demolishes the other turds in the bowl and then just looks at you unemoting, king poo poo.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

Big fan of rape jokes, are you?

is the joke part optional?

no you don't get it, it's funny because the woman is going to have sex with the man, even though he doesn't want her to.



it's a joke

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

I know it's Oglaf but I can't be the only one to not read anything sexual in that comic.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Guyver posted:

I know it's Oglaf but I can't be the only one to not read anything sexual in that comic.


she's going to rape him.


Namaste.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Guyver posted:

I know it's Oglaf but I can't be the only one to not read anything sexual in that comic.

Johnson Cockslap is Farooq. Don't take what they say seriously.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Guyver posted:

I know it's Oglaf but I can't be the only one to not read anything sexual in that comic.

No, I assumed she was pressganging him. :shrug:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Steven Seagal is the turd that demolishes the other turds in the bowl and then just looks at you unemoting, king poo poo.

Eat more fiber

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Rape can be funny.

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bombadilillo posted:

No furry pun with his last breathe. 0/10

foxdad is sent to furgatory for his crimes

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