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In Training posted:1 more hour hype!! I'm so excited. If any Team Ketchup's that are friends with me see a Sean with an N'Zap than it's me. Add me if you want me to help: SW-1651-3438-4706  My only regret is I'll probably only see white and red ink once or twice due to ketchup having a huge popularity advantage. SeANMcBAY fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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Atoramos posted:This is sort of what I meant when I was complaining about the Turf War matchmaking. Not just a level difference, but I would repeatedly have games that were actually 3v3 or 3v2 matches where multiple players just ran around or were afk. I don't seem to have that issue right now (I've played maybe 6 matches now without a player below 15ish), but perhaps that's because there's many people playing right now and I'm just getting lucky. The mode's a great casual mode when the matches are somewhat balanced. The problem with that mode is that I keep getting matched against tomato cans whenever I play it - I had a run of 15 games in a row where I was averaging 20 splats a game.
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In Splatoon 1 the key to the Sploosh-o-matic was to aim for the crotch according to a Youtube video I watched earlier today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxonKomiVGo&t=100s
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I'm not gonna be able to play for a bit. How long does the splatfest last?
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TFRazorsaw posted:I'm not gonna be able to play for a bit. How long does the splatfest last? 24 hours.
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GI_Clutch posted:In Splatoon 1 the key to the Sploosh-o-matic was to aim for the crotch according to a Youtube video I watched earlier today. Just tested it out. The same holds up here too. Aim downwards once you're in position so your shots don't miss.
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So, I went from Profreshional to Part-timer tonight. I just wanted to catch fish, not work in the salt mine. What's the best way to play with goons?
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kidcoelacanth posted:So does this pop off at midnight? EST so less than 30 min from now.
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I would wish the Mayo faction good luck, but we know that would be a lie. Instead I only hope that as you wallow in defeat you find acceptance in the fact you chose the inferior condiment 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I would wish the Mayo faction good luck, but we know that would be a lie. who honestly chose ketchup because they prefer ketchup and not because it's Marina's side?
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TFRazorsaw posted:who honestly chose ketchup because they prefer ketchup and not because it's Marina's side? Me. Mayo is gross.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I would wish the Mayo faction good luck, but we know that would be a lie. I mean if the results are condensed globally, ketchup will need all the help it can get. Japan loves their Kewpie mayo.
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TFRazorsaw posted:who honestly chose ketchup because they prefer ketchup and not because it's Marina's side? If Pearl was representing mustard, I would have chosen her. As it stands, I hate ketchup slightly less than mayonnaise.
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Ketchup is the less offensive option, not the better one. Mayo is a filthy condiment for garbage people.
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TFRazorsaw posted:who honestly chose ketchup because they prefer ketchup and not because it's Marina's side? I chose ketchup because Whataburger spicy ketchup is the tastiest condiment.
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TFRazorsaw posted:who honestly chose ketchup because they prefer ketchup and not because it's Marina's side?
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I like mayo and ketchup pretty equally and I usually have them in tandem v v
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TFRazorsaw posted:who honestly chose ketchup because they prefer ketchup and not because it's Marina's side? My condiment rankings are hot sauce > mustard > ketchup > mayo. Mayo has its uses (tuna salad (sparingly) and grilled cheese) but ketchup + fries is one of the greatest food combinations on Earth (even if it doesn't have many other applications). Mustard is great, I eat it with pretty much any kind of sandwich, you can dip chicken nuggets in honey mustard, and there's no better partner to a pretzel than some stone ground mustard. Hot sauce, however, is the best condiment because it can be put on nearly anything and taste great. Any sort of Mexican dish gets a healthy dosing of chipotle hot sauce, Frank's goes great with chicken and (some) soups and siracha is fantastic for when you want something to taste like, um, siracha (and not much else). But since my first and second condiment choices weren't options, I went with my third. (Also you might think I forgot relish. I did not. If you want pickles on your burger or hot dog, put a loving pickle on it, don't bother with loving relish. And if you do add a pickle, it better be a dill one. Sweet pickles are the worst and you're terrible for liking them) asecondduck fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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In Training posted:Splatfest soon!!!!!!
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Pearl and Marina changed colors for the event 
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It should have been relish vs. ketchup, then maybe Pearl would have something resembling a chance.
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Any Mayos wanna squid up?
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I was bummed about the idea of a splatfest exclusive map but now that I've played it they can keep it in splatfests lol. Probably the worst map in Splatoon history
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The Manticore posted:Any Mayos wanna squid up? I'm down. FC: SW-2046-2665-2130
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jesus chirst these colors are a living nightmare
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Marina looks good in red. Pearl looks like she fell in a vat of bleach.
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Prepare to be destroyed, mayonnaise lovers. EDIT: Ketchup vs. Ketchup matches already.
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This mayo ink is repugnant... and I'm the one shooting it!
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Out here defending the good name of mayo from the Haters
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Is team battle the only way to play with friends or can they just select to join me in solo play?
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Guy Goodbody posted:jesus chirst these colors are a living nightmare I've only seen pink vs blue :\
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Who the hell let the octarians design a stage this is awful
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i swear to god if australia removed the red and white ink i'll be pissed. if its saved for actual ketchup v mayo battles i'll be a little pissed, i've only seen green and purple so far. e: thank god its Red V White when its actually Ketchup v Mayo Zeruel fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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