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bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
I wanted to watch Pearl onstage again but the mayonnaise colour makes her look terrible

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Oh I do not like Shifty Station much at all. I mean, we still won, but I don't like it

[Edit: team Mayo needs to wake up because I'm tired of playing against team Ketchup]

asecondduck fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Aug 5, 2017

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired

Dr. Fetus posted:

You're guaranteed 21 Sea Snails if you can get up to the highest rank, so just pick the side you want.

This dampens my bloodthirst and I don't like it. I want the losers to feel like they lost out on mad money.
Splatoon 1 was what, 5 for max on losing team 10 if maxed on winners?

If we put this into 50,000 per snail like it was in the original the difference is nuts.

Splatoon1 - Win 500,000 Lose 250,000
Splatoon2- Win 1,200,000 Lose 1,150,000

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I kinda hate how the curling bomb launcher is "Press R with 3 seconds left to win this round of Turf War".

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
I miss 3 people using last second inkstrikes deep into enemy territory.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The Gorp posted:

I miss 3 people using last second inkstrikes deep into enemy territory.

Nudging through a 1% win with one is the best thing :allears:.

Smiles
Oct 23, 2012

reached mayo queen with 22 wins and 7 losses at 2128.8 power

also i had a weird bug where i leveled up but my xp bar kept going up and up and up and i was like omg am i gonna glitch myself to level 50 but i was back to my old level when i returned to the lobby so yeah that was most unusual

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Getting matched up against other Ketchup teams a fair bit. Though I'm starting to think while Ketchup has quantity, Mayo has quality.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inescapable Duck posted:

Getting matched up against other Ketchup teams a fair bit. Though I'm starting to think while Ketchup has quantity, Mayo has quality.

I have lost to every mayo team I have gone against today so yeah

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

The Gorp posted:

This dampens my bloodthirst and I don't like it. I want the losers to feel like they lost out on mad money.
Splatoon 1 was what, 5 for max on losing team 10 if maxed on winners?

If we put this into 50,000 per snail like it was in the original the difference is nuts.

Splatoon1 - Win 500,000 Lose 250,000
Splatoon2- Win 1,200,000 Lose 1,150,000

If you were at max rank in Splatoon 1, you got 24 or 18 Super Sea Snails if you won or lost.

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

Turtlicious posted:

I have lost to every mayo team I have gone against today so yeah

My mayo teams kept losing in the wee hours of the US morning

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's currently 5 AM here, and I'm 45/99 Ketchup Champion

Kill me

Why is the splatfest only up for 12 hours? That's so bullshit.

Like 9pm to 9am is just ridiculous

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired

Turtlicious posted:

It's currently 5 AM here, and I'm 45/99 Ketchup Champion

Kill me

Why is the splatfest only up for 12 hours? That's so bullshit.

Like 9pm to 9am is just ridiculous

its 24 hours.
It's 9pm to 9pm.
Go to sleep, christ.

Peewi
Nov 8, 2012

I think it's weird that each region gets their own separate splatfest. The European one doesn't even start for another two hours.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Peewi posted:

I think it's weird that each region gets their own separate splatfest. The European one doesn't even start for another two hours.

There are these things called "Time Zones". Also, as has been said before, occasionally with Splatoon 1 we got licensed properties as the topic in specific regions (Autobots vs Decepticons, Patrick vs Spongebob, etc.)

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
Just counted via splatnet.
Got to King in 20 wins and 15 losses. It feels much shorter than old splatfests used to be.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Gorp posted:

its 24 hours.
It's 9pm to 9pm.
Go to sleep, christ.

Wait are you serious?

What the fuuuuck, are you sure?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Turtlicious posted:

Wait are you serious?

What the fuuuuck, are you sure?

Yes, it's 24 hours. Now go to sleep.

nerd_of_prey
Mar 27, 2010
Waiting for UK splatfest! Got to represent team ketchup

Gonna trislosh that ketchup

nerd_of_prey fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Aug 5, 2017

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

Turtlicious posted:

Wait are you serious?

What the fuuuuck, are you sure?

It says in the app, the terminal, and the off the hook broadcast. Go to bed

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah... christ. Good night, lol.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Mayo is trashing the games I am in. Glad I chose the correct condiment.

WHITE IS RIGHT.


....hmm. That's doesn't come out right.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
It's hard to get into trash talk now that I know the only difference between right and wrong is 3 snails.

nerd_of_prey
Mar 27, 2010
Mayo won in Japan!

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
Uh... where'd you all go?



Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Just lost a rainmaker because the guy holding the rainmaker was standing around spamming fire at the enemy team even though he was 5ft away from the point and had a clear ink trail up it. He died, we wiped, they counter charged and won. I loving hate pubbies.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

nerd_of_prey posted:

Mayo won in Japan!

This is extremely unsurprising

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
I can't draw but I tried

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
Ugh turf war is so loving swingy

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Frankston posted:

Just lost a rainmaker because the guy holding the rainmaker was standing around spamming fire at the enemy team even though he was 5ft away from the point and had a clear ink trail up it. He died, we wiped, they counter charged and won. I loving hate pubbies.

K/D ratios is how you win matches right?

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired

Deceptive Thinker posted:

Ugh turf war is so loving swingy

The last 40 seconds of turf war are the only thing that matters unless you're so far behind that nothing matters.

rogue wave
Jul 12, 2005

I GOT CRABBY ABOUT PHONE GAMING
Watched that video of motion control advice and it finally convinced me to dive in with a Pro Controller. I can instantly tell it's going to be amazing. Has anyone played Splatoon 2 while being out and about in handheld mode by connecting to their cellphone's hotspot? Does it work well? How much data do you think a game like this uses per hour, on average? I have a family reunion to go to where o barely know anyone - extended on the side we do less poo poo with. I really want to try it.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


It uses about 150mb an hour

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE


That was one close result.

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



EU splatter here waiting to defend the great mayo name.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

The Gorp posted:

The last 40 seconds of turf war are the only thing that matters unless you're so far behind that nothing matters.

you mean, so far behind you can't ketchup in time

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

Rexroom posted:



That was one close result.

Not surprised at the popularity result. I don't think ketchup is as big over there as it is in NA.

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

The Gorp posted:

The last 40 seconds of turf war are the only thing that matters unless you're so far behind that nothing matters.

I started using a helmet with Last Ditch Effort just because of that in TW

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


What does your (team) power do again? I don't remember. Does it make your wins worth more or something?

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Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!
matchmaking rating so you're paired up with people of similar skill (ideally)

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