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45 | 22.73% |
| Nintendoomed |
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22 | 11.11% |
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13 | 6.57% |
| Nintendovahkiin |
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55 | 27.78% |
| Nintend'oh! |
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63 | 31.82% |
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look i had to watch a youtube video of some guy's thirty minute long conspiracy theory about how devil may cry 4 was programming to make teenage boys faggots
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Help Im Alive posted:Ace Attorney is cool Oh yeah, duh.
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Aug 7, 2017 21:25
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Endorph posted:its funny until you realize that there is a non-zero amount of people who didnt play devil may cry because it was GAY and that ninja theory deliberately catered to those people
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Aug 7, 2017 21:27
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homeless snail posted:They really just moved from the ideal Japanese bishie to the British ideal of a gay boy though
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Aug 7, 2017 21:28
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Endorph posted:look i had to watch a youtube video of some guy's thirty minute long conspiracy theory about how devil may cry 4 was programming to make teenage boys faggots There's some MRA furry who once posted a 30min video on youtube about how Mass Effect Andromeda's facial animations were made bad on purpose by SJWs at Bioware. What I'm trying to say is that crazy people exist in any cross-section imaginable.
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Aug 7, 2017 21:28
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exquisite tea posted:There's some MRA furry who once posted a 30min video on youtube about how Mass Effect Andromeda's facial animations were made bad on purpose by skeletons at Bioware.
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Aug 7, 2017 21:29
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precision posted:DmC was hilarious and far from a bad game It's pretty different from Devil May Cry so I can understand the hate but it's still a decent to good game. I'm glad I got it on PS+ rather than paying 60 bucks for it, though. The worst thing about it was that half the stages were weird labyrinths of floating debris that formed in front of you as you progressed. Endorph posted:its funny until you realize that there is a non-zero amount of people who didnt play devil may cry because it was GAY and that ninja theory deliberately catered to those people This is weird to me because DmC Dante reads a lot gayer than regular Dante.
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Aug 7, 2017 21:30
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Endorph posted:british people cant be gay
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Aug 7, 2017 21:32
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i played a little of devil may cry 1 back when it came out and from what i remember i liked it i liked devil may cry 4 but didn't like how dante was way more fun than nero but you got to play as him less i played a bit of DmC but the second i realized the game was gating collectibles in levels behind abilities you didn't get until later levels i dropped it thank you for listening to my essay on what i think of devil may cry i hope you had as much fun reading it as i did writing it
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Aug 7, 2017 21:34
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Casual reminder that DmC opens with this   
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Aug 7, 2017 21:36
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CJacobs posted:Casual reminder that DmC opens with this yeah, it's great
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Aug 7, 2017 21:41
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CJacobs posted:Casual reminder that DmC opens with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ALPzS0QfQ
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Aug 7, 2017 21:42
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Cowcaster posted:i played a little of devil may cry 1 back when it came out and from what i remember i liked it you should play dmc3
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Aug 7, 2017 21:44
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i don't really care if someone likes the gameplay in DmC more cause it's sort of decently fun even if its appeal does not last nearly as long, but DmC dante isn't even like consistently obnoxious for most of the game he's just kind of bland and if anything i think that might be worse than him being an eternal jerkass on top of the game actively wanting you to think he's a super cool badass old dante is cool cause there's only one game where he's just sort of a cool badass who also gets really melodramatic, and in every game after he's either a friendly dork trying to do cool poo poo and fumbling at the last second every time, or a weird uncle. i'm not counting dmc2 also the fox news boss in DmC is kind of amazing conceptually and it sort of looks cool but it's really boring to fight. the boss fights in DmC outside of the very last one kind of suck, there's one chapter that's just a really really long boss fight and it's possibly the worst part of the game on multiple levels. there's nothing interesting about fighting most of the bosses and it really shows when that entire fight just ends up feeling like you're doing the exact same bullshit for like ten minutes with no variety
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Aug 7, 2017 21:57
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The Colonel posted:doing the exact same bullshit for like ten minutes with no variety but goons love dark souls
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Aug 7, 2017 22:00
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the difference between DmC and dark souls is that in dark souls a boss takes ten minutes because you keep getting slammed in the face midway through and in DmC a boss takes ten minutes because it takes a billion hits to kill and has like three phases that are all annoying and bad and you can't get an op weapon and character build to speed it up
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Aug 7, 2017 22:04
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The Colonel posted:it takes a billion hits to kill and has like three phases that are all annoying and bad hey it's dark souls 3
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Aug 7, 2017 22:05
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please stop bringing dark souls into this serious discussion of DmC: Devil may Cry, the video game that is not as bad as Devil May Cry 2 also i'm gonna give a hot take i think most of the character designs in ninja theory's games look bad. but DmC is the only one i've played The Colonel fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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Aug 7, 2017 22:06
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CJacobs posted:Casual reminder that DmC opens with this Oh yeah the one good bit
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Aug 7, 2017 22:11
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I'm gonna play hellblade. Hell (lol) I might stream it
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Aug 7, 2017 22:11
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Hellblade looks like they played MGR and thought to themselves 'how can we make this slow and boring?'
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Aug 7, 2017 22:12
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Aug 7, 2017 22:13
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Sakurazuka posted:Hellblade looks like they played MGR and thought to themselves 'how can we make this slow and boring?' i already played indie games that did that so i think they might be late to corner that market
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Aug 7, 2017 22:14
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Endorph posted:you should play dmc3 pc port is legendary for how horrific it is unfortunately
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Aug 7, 2017 22:15
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The Colonel posted:please stop bringing dark souls into this serious discussion of DmC: Devil may Cry, the video game that is not as bad as Devil May Cry 2
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Aug 7, 2017 22:16
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dmc3pc is, uh, mostly playable? there's a mod that makes it, almost work, but it definitely always has nasty performance issues unless you're ok playing without music the ps2 version emulates fine if you're ok doing that
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Aug 7, 2017 22:16
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Cowcaster posted:pc port is legendary for how horrific it is unfortunately It's terrible and Steam refused my refund request
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Aug 7, 2017 22:18
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maybe the best dmc game is sonic unleashed
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Aug 7, 2017 22:21
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It's too bad Vergil didn't get DmC along with that baby
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Aug 7, 2017 22:22
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The Colonel posted:maybe the best dmc game is sonic unleashed No
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Aug 7, 2017 22:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjvNTT87OCk&t=25s holy poo poo
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Aug 7, 2017 22:41
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Hahaha  Unrelated, since Middle Earth:Shadow of War is going to be stuffing microtransactions in, I'm curious if people respond badly to it if WB is going to think it's the fact they pushed microtransactions, or assume it's the ip's fault. In other words, is it gonna be another Dead Space 3/Deus ex Mankind Divided where publisher overreach killed the ip. A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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Aug 7, 2017 22:47
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Hahaha You already know the answer to your question.
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Aug 7, 2017 23:06
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the question is what monolith makes afterwards
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Aug 7, 2017 23:08
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The Colonel posted:the question is what monolith makes afterwards No One Lives Forever 3 obviously
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Aug 7, 2017 23:08
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i just had a guy i've known for 10 years block me on facebook for replying to his girlfriend saying "Why are ren faires full of weird Trekkies and BDSM weirdos" with "correction: overweight polyamorous sociopaths" apparently it's OK to shame Trek people (I don't disagree) and BDSM people but simply saying the word "overweight" is "body shaming" and YOU'RE BLOCKED rear end in a top hat sorry guys i know yall don't care but man i am so depressed about technology right now
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Aug 7, 2017 23:19
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Every time I hear Ninja Theory I'm reminded of that story about Enslaved where they almost had the main character just randomly kill a slave by kicking them off a cliff because That's what cool guys did
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Aug 7, 2017 23:26
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precision posted:i just had a guy i've known for 10 years block me on facebook for replying to his girlfriend saying "Why are ren faires full of weird Trekkies and BDSM weirdos" with "correction: overweight polyamorous sociopaths" No one is a winner in this exchange
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Aug 7, 2017 23:28
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To be fair that does sound like the kind of lovely thing the monkey King would do
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Endorph posted:british people cant be gay 
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