nintendo needs to invent cyber leashes for all these yiffos. shits inappropriate
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:25 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:24 |
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Late night TW owns. It's all good players so the rounds get really close and intense.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:27 |
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Rainuwastaken posted:Hello spletfriends, I recently picked up a Switch and this game. It’s super fun but also I’m terrible so if there are any easy beginner tips, I’m all ears. Especially for the Heavy Splatling; it’s the only gatling I have unlocked, but it seems like a bunch of fun. I just can’t turf worth a drat with it, and the special is bizarre. The same basic strategy for turf war works for all weapons imo: keep moving and always be inking. There’s no need to hole up in a corner for the whole three minutes, get out and see the world. And there’s no need to methodically paint every square millimeter in one part of the level either; spray around a bit then keep moving, you can come back later to finish the job. Basically if you’re neither inking nor refilling your ink you’re wasting time. And don’t die. You don’t ink much when you’re dead. Back away from a fight unless you’re sure you’ll win. And even then, feel free to back away. It is not hard to top the scoreboard with 0 kills. You don’t have to play pacifist but it’s viable. The above works for Aerosprays, rollers, and the heavy splatling. For the splatling, change up a bit then paint all around you. Maybe once more if you’ve got a good vantage point. Then move on.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:36 |
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I don't play splatling so I probably shouldn't be giving advice on it, but being the mobile guy with one seems like a bad idea. Whenever one is kicking my rear end they're usually camping one safe area like a charger user. It's the mobile ones that I can actually kill. Like I don't think there's a worse gun for moving and painting than the splatlings.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:43 |
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loving furries!
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:43 |
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It's Monday, I'm back at work after two weeks off, I have meetings from noon (wtf) through 2:30 and I still have the Splatfest concert theme stuck in my head. Hell of an ear worm.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:56 |
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tap my mountain posted:I don't play splatling so I probably shouldn't be giving advice on it, but being the mobile guy with one seems like a bad idea. I've had much more success playing like a camping charger than trying to get into it with the splatling for sure. The wind up time is just too long to be in the middle of things. Thankfully you shouldn't need to be
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:58 |
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Furry Hunter posted:loving furries! Your services are needed more than ever.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:01 |
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While we're giving tips, here's one for the duelies: When you're in the middle of the action, watch where you are and where you dodge roll so you don't roll right into enemy ink.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:14 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It's quite probably the most mentally-unwell subculture in the internet, and we're saying they should be kept far away from children (or hell, anyone really) on general principle. If they think they have even a hint of a safe space to post art, you'll never get rid of them. Like yeah furries are gross but jesus some of you are acting like you're the last wall against some kind of invading force. It's some weirdos drawing cartoon animals in some speech bubbles in a game calm down holy poo poo. You're reporting of benign drawings isn't some how going to send a message to furries not to draw stuff and drive them away. Losing your poo poo about furries was old hat on SA back in 06
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:23 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Like yeah furries are gross but jesus some of you are acting like you're the last wall against some kind of invading force. It's some weirdos drawing cartoon animals in some speech bubbles in a game calm down holy poo poo. You're reporting of benign drawings isn't some how going to send a message to furries not to draw stuff and drive them away. Losing your poo poo about furries was old hat on SA back in 06 Nah it's just creepy in a childrens game hth
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:29 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Like yeah furries are gross but jesus some of you are acting like you're the last wall against some kind of invading force. It's some weirdos drawing cartoon animals in some speech bubbles in a game calm down holy poo poo. You're reporting of benign drawings isn't some how going to send a message to furries not to draw stuff and drive them away. Losing your poo poo about furries was old hat on SA back in 06 gently caress off
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:34 |
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I've observed that posts are a lot more likely to go viral and land in everyone's plaza if they come from established internet figures & communities. It's why a lot of game journos with twitter followings are able to get their posts into the plaza so easily and often. This means there's kind of an age imbalance in terms of who can get their posts seen, and it would be really cool if adults were responsible about that instead of using it to shock-and-awe the playerbase with their fetishes.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:39 |
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ban this sick filth Like seriously it's artists finding an excuse to draw art. What hypothetical child is going to be scarred for life by a drawing of a cartoon dog-man
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:44 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Like yeah furries are gross but jesus some of you are acting like you're the last wall against some kind of invading force. It's some weirdos drawing cartoon animals in some speech bubbles in a game calm down holy poo poo. You're reporting of benign drawings isn't some how going to send a message to furries not to draw stuff and drive them away. Losing your poo poo about furries was old hat on SA back in 06 Its more the concern that actual kids play this game and people dont want them googling what a furry is and having a 8 year old's first experience with porn be a cartoon wolf dick. I know that its 2017 and escaping weird fetishes is impossible online, but reporting wont kill anyone and id rather have spongebob memes in my plaza rather then furries trolling people cuz they said stop.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:49 |
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HellCopter posted:ban this sick filth The ones who search provided twitter/tumblr handles hoping to find more "cute" art. You idiot. You absolute moron.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:51 |
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Supercar Gautier posted:I've observed that posts are a lot more likely to go viral and land in everyone's plaza if they come from established internet figures & communities. It's why a lot of game journos with twitter followings are able to get their posts into the plaza so easily and often. This means there's kind of an age imbalance in terms of who can get their posts seen, and it would be really cool if adults were responsible about that instead of using it to shock-and-awe the playerbase with their fetishes. The twitter integration is a blight upon this false miiverse
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:52 |
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Goons hiding behind protecting children to mask their hatred for a social group that has loud gross people.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:55 |
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All I know is I had a sick Jojo reference lined up to use for team mayo but I had to send in my Switch for repair before I could. All my best laid plans like dust in the wind
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:56 |
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Waffleman_ posted:While we're giving tips, here's one for the duelies: When you're in the middle of the action, watch where you are and where you dodge roll so you don't roll right into enemy ink. Playing with squelcher dualies in turf war is too easy. I'll never learn to roll because everyone just gets wrecked by the range advantage, so I never have to. It's especially amusing to splat bad chargers.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:58 |
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What the heck is going on when I'm being "splatted by the rainmakers barrier"?
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:00 |
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Frankston posted:What the heck is going on when I'm being "splatted by the rainmakers barrier"? When the barrier explodes whichever team did less damage to it dies if they're in range. You can sorta see what color it is when it's expanding, and if it's not your color get the gently caress away from it.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:02 |
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Frankston posted:What the heck is going on when I'm being "splatted by the rainmakers barrier"? The barrier explodes when it's popped. If any of the opposing team members are caught in the blast radius, they get Splatted. Also if the expanding bubble pushes you against an obstacle, it'll smoosh you. It can also push you off the edge of the stage.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:03 |
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Silver Falcon posted:Also if the expanding bubble pushes you against an obstacle, it'll smoosh you. It can also push you off the edge of the stage. Yeah I thought that might have been it.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:03 |
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The barrier itself also damages anyone who makes direct contact with it, so you can be killed that way as well. Though I don't think the barrier does that much damage, so if that happens, it would most likely be the result of being pushed into it during a firefight.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:13 |
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I don't report all the furry art I see. Just the inappropriate ones.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:16 |
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LethalGeek posted:I’ve had much more success playing like a camping charger than trying to get into it with the splatling for sure. The wind up time is just too long to be in the middle of things. Thankfully you shouldn’t need to be I was thinking more "camp an area long enough to ink it, then find another area to camp". Agreed a heavy splatling in the middle of the action is probably a dead splatling. "Keep moving" doesn’t necessarily mean "charge into the firefight". Painting your own team's ink doesn’t give you any points. Most (all?) levels have a lot of ways to move around. Even on Moray Towers (a good map, suck it haters) you can strut up and down the ramp on your team's side of the map. In fact you probably should do that to avoid getting rushed by some disgruntled splattershot who knows where you’ve been standing for two straight minutes. I'm no splatling expert so I could be way off here.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:16 |
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Ledgem posted:Goons hiding behind protecting children to mask their hatred for a social group that has loud gross people. Yes, a social group that jacks off to stuffed animals in diapers. Safe to say their sexual fetish should stay off an E for everyone game
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:17 |
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pokeyman posted:I was thinking more "camp an area long enough to ink it, then find another area to camp". Agreed a heavy splatling in the middle of the action is probably a dead splatling. "Keep moving" doesn’t necessarily mean "charge into the firefight". Painting your own team's ink doesn’t give you any points. Basically I never really move into the middle with it but I'll move all over our side of things and keep spraying ink all over to make over taking us a lot harder and usually can snag some splats of people either trying to get to me or causing others fighting in the middle to get hit/stuck and then finished off. Like in the skate park I stay on our side of the raised platforms and fire away all day and watch for people coming down either side to get at me.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:20 |
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Cicadas! posted:The ones who search provided twitter/tumblr handles hoping to find more "cute" art. No, see, THAT is a reason to report. If someone draws a lemon and then writes "www dot lemonparty dot com" underneath it, you should report it, but you should not then report all lemons you see because that is dumb and not what the report button is for. You idiot. You absolute moron. hey welcome to the show! posted:I don't report all the furry art I see.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:42 |
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Silver Falcon posted:The barrier explodes when it's popped. If any of the opposing team members are caught in the blast radius, they get Splatted. It doesn't even have to smoosh you, standing on the Rainmaker when the barrier forms killed me before.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:48 |
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I splashdowned right off the stage in shifty station when the platform moved and it was hilarious I also saw an inkjet fly right off the end thinking that it was a jetpack so why not? Such a great game
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:57 |
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Also bomb instantly explode when they hit the shield, so if you got an angle on it you can throw one right in front of someone's face and BOOM splat.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:02 |
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I think fog and the Grillers are the night waves I hate most now. If a single thing goes wrong in the Griller wave, it's so easy for that to go to hell. And it's nearly impossible to recover from once the double Grillers start showing up.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:03 |
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High Tide is way more conducive to my team getting wiped with this weapon set. If the Goo Tuber isn't on point it's a 3 v The World. Mothership rounds as well.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:07 |
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Grillers get a lot more manageable solo when there's an inkable wall you can go up and down
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:07 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:Yes, a social group that jacks off to stuffed animals in diapers. Safe to say their sexual fetish should stay off an E for everyone game Hiding behind protecting children to mask hatred for a social group that has loud gross people. Yes. Ban all of them. They're all that. And not kids drawing anthro animal versions of themselves.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:11 |
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LethalGeek posted:Also bomb instantly explode when they hit the shield, so if you got an angle on it you can throw one right in front of someone's face and BOOM splat. I've caused quite a few full squad wipes by using a bomb rush and instagibbing the shield when the opposing team doesn't expect it
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:13 |
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Ledgem posted:Hiding behind protecting children to mask hatred for a social group that has loud gross people. Yes. Ban all of them. They're all that. And not kids drawing anthro animal versions of themselves. We've got a live one, boys.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:18 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:24 |
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gently caress the Goo Tuber
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:20 |