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Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Snowy posted:

Would I die in a fireball if I drove this thing? It's sexy.



http://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/d/1977-ford-pinto-wagon/6246569429.html

Only if you like taking it in the rear. :pervert:

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Human Grand Prix posted:

The Integra guy is cool.

The Infiniti guy doesn't even know what car he has. I mean, he even failed to put it in the model field to the side, there. "Infiniti V6" is not a car.
And the Jeep is dumb low effort. Starting with the "WILLYS" sticker.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Snowy posted:

Would I die in a fireball if I drove this thing? It's sexy.



http://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/d/1977-ford-pinto-wagon/6246569429.html

Probably, but it would be a glorious fireball.
I didn't even know that a factory V6 was available in those.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Darchangel posted:

The Infiniti guy doesn't even know what car he has. I mean, he even failed to put it in the model field to the side, there. "Infiniti V6" is not a car.
And the Jeep is dumb low effort. Starting with the "WILLYS" sticker.

The M30 guy knows what he has he's just stupid as hell. Also convertible M30s are worthless.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

KakerMix posted:

So then what is it when someone does something like this



Automotive cosplay.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Thief posted:

its funny because this looks like the typical 240sx owner that just hit his 30s
The ad reminded me of that guy here who became a welder. The bunch of cars and even the yard and house in the pic.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
PAGE 666 WHO CAN FIND THE MOST SATANIC CAR

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Rhyno posted:

PAGE 666 WHO CAN FIND THE MOST SATANIC CAR


http://www.ebay.com/itm/1987-Chevrolet-Astro-The-Coolest-/302408013549

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1950-Mercury-Satans-Ride-Ultimate-Lead-Sled-2DR-COUPE-/162614667273

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Rhyno posted:

PAGE 666 WHO CAN FIND THE MOST SATANIC CAR

Raluek fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Aug 7, 2017

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I assumed it was car for sale since this is the craigslist gold thread :colbert:

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Leperflesh posted:

I assumed it was car for sale since this is the craigslist gold thread :colbert:

yeah i changed it

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

the one you have now is very satanic, I approve

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rhyno posted:

PAGE 666 WHO CAN FIND THE MOST SATANIC CAR

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
http://i.imgur.com/dIknTh3.jpg

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/d/1972-dodge-demon-john-petrie/6227938835.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

PAGE 666 WHO CAN FIND THE MOST SATANIC CAR



http://topclassiccarsforsale.com/plymouth/71803-1958-plymouth-fury-christine.html

Joe Mama
May 10, 2008
I was going to vote the Merc as the winner but the LeCar was actually built in hell using the flesh of the damned.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Snowy posted:

Would I die in a fireball if I drove this thing? It's sexy.



http://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/d/1977-ford-pinto-wagon/6246569429.html
Always wondered how bad the problem actually was, owning an '03 Crown Vic with a mostly-undeserved reputation for same (pretty much any car taking an 18-wheeler up the rear end at 70+ mph is likely to catch fire, you just only heard about Crown Vics because as Highway Patrol cars they were far more statistically likely to be parked on the side of an interstate.)

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Delivery McGee posted:

Always wondered how bad the problem actually was, owning an '03 Crown Vic with a mostly-undeserved reputation for same (pretty much any car taking an 18-wheeler up the rear end at 70+ mph is likely to catch fire, you just only heard about Crown Vics because as Highway Patrol cars they were far more statistically likely to be parked on the side of an interstate.)

I actually owned a Pinto at one time so I'm pretty sure the problem was bad considering how lovely the car was overall.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I actually owned a Pinto at one time so I'm pretty sure the problem was bad considering how lovely the car was overall.

If I could figure out why certain cars are lovely but other ones are charming I could probably make a bunch of money engineering it into cars. I adored my 1974 Hornet that I had even though I knew it was a cheaply built pos.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
A true masterpiece









http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/auction-1383121210.htm

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I want to see one of those horrible conversions, except slammed or hellaflush

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Joe Mama posted:

I was going to vote the Merc as the winner but the LeCar was actually built in hell using the flesh of the damned.

It is shocking that it is listed as not running/ project.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Delivery McGee posted:

Always wondered how bad the problem actually was, owning an '03 Crown Vic with a mostly-undeserved reputation for same (pretty much any car taking an 18-wheeler up the rear end at 70+ mph is likely to catch fire, you just only heard about Crown Vics because as Highway Patrol cars they were far more statistically likely to be parked on the side of an interstate.)

I'm sure I read it on these forums once, but apparently part of the problem stemmed with aftermarket equipment install. A bunch of the cop gear was put in with self tapping screws and the ends poked out through the body. This would puncture the gas tank in a serious accident. I don't have any sources, but it's always sounded plausible.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/338099953293448

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
That dump bed is amazing.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Delivery McGee posted:

Always wondered how bad the problem actually was, owning an '03 Crown Vic with a mostly-undeserved reputation for same (pretty much any car taking an 18-wheeler up the rear end at 70+ mph is likely to catch fire, you just only heard about Crown Vics because as Highway Patrol cars they were far more statistically likely to be parked on the side of an interstate.)

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I actually owned a Pinto at one time so I'm pretty sure the problem was bad considering how lovely the car was overall.

It actually wasn't any worse than any other compact car of the time. It met the standards at that time, according to Wikipedia, but someone or several someones got a hardon for taking down Ford. The safety recall was based on a test that wasn't required when they were built.
It's a small unibody car with the gas tank at the extreme rear of the vehicle. It's going to leak in a hard rear collision.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Pinto#Fuel_system_fires.2C_recalls.2C_and_litigation


Cindy Shitbird posted:

I want to see one of those horrible conversions, except slammed or hellaflush

... with a growling old-school V8 under/sticking through the hood.

gently caress. I actually want one now.
Since it's basically a 240SX, LSx drift car version would be supremo.


Breakfast Feud posted:

I'm sure I read it on these forums once, but apparently part of the problem stemmed with aftermarket equipment install. A bunch of the cop gear was put in with self tapping screws and the ends poked out through the body. This would puncture the gas tank in a serious accident. I don't have any sources, but it's always sounded plausible.

Something like that. As I recall, there's some factory bolts that can penetrate as well. Again, it met the standards - it's just as a previous poster mentioned: Crown Vics spent a lot of time on the shoulder where they could be rear-ended at speed.
Apparently, the new problem with Ford cop Explorers is that the officers are getting CO2 poisoning while parked and idling. Again because of poorly installed aftermarket equipment, but of course it's Ford's fault. I've heard that third hand, so verify - I don't have the time just now.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Darchangel posted:

It actually wasn't any worse than any other compact car of the time.

You mean American compact cars? Yeah I had a Chevette at one point too and it was hot garbage.

The Japanese cars of the time were infinitely better.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
That was actually a low point at ford and we found out later they actually were cheating the roof crush test a couple years after this. Assuming it was mostly the same people in charge its hard not to wonder if they knew and didnt care.

At the same time porsches still had a fuel tank sitting above your legs this whole time and ive never heard of them catching poo poo for it. I mean honestly theres not a whole lot of good places to put one. Kinda nature of the beast thing.

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
I owned a pinto for a couple years, even posted pics here a couple times. From what I've read the problem was bolts puncturing the gas tank and the tank neck snapping off. The safety record for those cars is average for the 70s. Keep in mind if it was really as bad a car as everyone say they wouldn't have continued making them til 1980.

That said, the car is slow as poo poo and boring. I have no idea why I wanted one.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

They were bad enough that the 1st gen Escort was an improvement. All NA made 70s compact cars were abysmal.

Speaking of abysmal cars
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/vancouver/rare-1983-fuego-turbo/1247095153?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

quote:

This car that has been sitting in a garage for over 10 years. It was my mother's car when she was alive, so it literally was driven by a little old lady. The car is still in a garage just outside of Edmonton, AB and is in good condition. No rust. Motor was replaced in late 1980s. Car is loaded. 1600 cc, turbo engine, 5 speed manual transmission, fold away sun roof. It is covered in 10 years of dust. It will need a new battery and because it has been sitting for so long, oil should be poured into the motor through the spark plug holes to be sure that it does not seize when it starts.

I honestly can't remember the last time I saw one of these. 20 years?

Generic photo from net, no photo in ad

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

Pretty sure you won page 666.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Applebees Appetizer posted:

You mean American compact cars? Yeah I had a Chevette at one point too and it was hot garbage.

The Japanese cars of the time were infinitely better.

I'm certainly not arguing against that.

Also, the Chevette wasn't American. they made that piece of poo poo world-wide

Edit: holy poo poo there was a ute version, and it wasn't in Oz!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Chevette#Chevy_500

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Whenever I saw a Chevette on the road, I would automatically speed up and pass it, just out of principle.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Absurd but I like it






https://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cto/d/1978-cadillac-eldorado/6251972372.html

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

DogonCrook posted:

That was actually a low point at ford and we found out later they actually were cheating the roof crush test a couple years after this. Assuming it was mostly the same people in charge its hard not to wonder if they knew and didnt care.

At the same time porsches still had a fuel tank sitting above your legs this whole time and ive never heard of them catching poo poo for it. I mean honestly theres not a whole lot of good places to put one. Kinda nature of the beast thing.

That's generally how it goes with most American cars. Easier to sue a domestic manufacturer than a foreign one probably.

The Corvair got poo poo for having swing arms in the rear but that's the same setup the Beetle and the 356 used.

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006


I know where exactly that apartment complex is. It's just north of the South Mountain Reservation bordering Millburn so it's not a bad neighborhood (quite the opposite) despite bordering Orange Township and East Orange. (aka the bad ones)

It's certainly local to me and interesting for sure though I don't really have an interest in malaise-era land yachts.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Applebees Appetizer posted:

You mean American compact cars? Yeah I had a Chevette at one point too and it was hot garbage.

The Japanese cars of the time were infinitely better.

Growing up, my family had two chevettes. A '78 and an '80. My dad drove the '78.

My favorite story with those pieces of junk is my dad dropped his sunglasses and they fell through the floor. He went back to grab them then realized he ran over them.

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

https://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/d/1957-fiat-subaru-25-sti/6255969582.html posted:

1957 Fiat/Subaru, This Fiat is powered by a NEW 2.5 Subaru STI short block, DOHC heads, Cosworth stainless head gaskets, ARP studs, T3/T4 hybrid turbo, Bosh 550 injectors, twin Pierburg fuel pumps, Porsche G50 LSD turbo Carrera 5 speed transaxle via a Kennedy Engineered Products adapter, Monolithic Flywheel, Aluminum pressure plate and disc built for 650 ftlb of torque, Porsche 930 cv joints, Hargett Pro G-50 Billet shifter assembly, Custom Ceramic coated exhaust with Gibson muffler, Shortened oil pan, HKS blow off valve, Tial 38mm wastegate, Laptop programmable EMS Stinger Engine Management system, Greddy pro-fec b spec II boost controller, Line lock, C&R dual pass radiator with 3000 cfm computer controlled fan, STI wing mounted intercooler, Custom round tube chassis, Custom 10 pt roll cage, Wheelie bars, Adjustable beam, KYB shocks on front, QA1 coilovers on rear, Adjustable beam, Original body with Fiberglass Flares added, Running over 300 hp @ 16 lb of boost...over 500 hp @ 30 lb of boost, Only 2,900 plus miles since it was built, This Professional no-expense-spared build is EXTREMELY FAST BUT TIGHT!!! Over $40,000 in this build, The car is guaranteed value insured for $35,000, asking $28,500 or best offer, May trade for something unique of same value, call show contact info
this is a land line phone...you can't text. ask for Carl, Thank you. I don't need help selling this car, no tire kickers, no joy rides, no dreamers, cash only

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KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

I dream of an extremely heavy-assed Fiat

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