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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Julio Cruz posted:

I would buy so many of these if I had infinite money. "Corey's Brother" is brilliant. Trout's should definitely be "Meteor" though.

The Weatherman

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Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^


I never knew I wanted to own a baseball jersey until now

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I really want to the Hat the Cubs use for that

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


with hats

https://twitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/895324146208432128

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Owns.

Shame there's nobody rocking a "Cash Considerations" jersey.

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

iospace posted:

What's Harper's? :allears:

It's in the league lineup but it just says "Big Kid". I've never been so disappointed.

Edit: and Trout's appears to be "Kiiiid"? What the gently caress guys.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Can't decide if the Astros or Rays design is the worst. Phillies, Rockies, and Rangers are tied for best IMO.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


yeah, gonna have to go with the Rockies on this one

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

ego symphonic posted:

It's in the league lineup but it just says "Big Kid". I've never been so disappointed.

Sean Brycer.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Mike_V posted:

https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/895335546918100992

Oh is using Korean script and I hope that translates as the Final Boss or Stone Buddha

CarMart and Rosey have the best. Disappointed that Piscotty didn't go with "Biscuits", though now I really want to know the story behind his choice.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SNFaizalKhamisa/status/895326618821853185

Pretty good! BRINGER OF RAIN, JOEY BATS , TULO, ZEKE and GO GO obviously. Stroman went with STRO-SHOW. NO PANIC for Osuna. Russel the MUSCLE. Not sure who calls Kevin Pillar PILL. MO MO for Morales and DAR BAR for Barney sound authentic.

Looks like they hosed up Devon Travis' jersey and put MAILES twice. And Steve Pearce is a no-show I guess.

Edit: Chris Coghlan isn't shown, his is COGS. Happ apparently wanted to go with J SPACE A but settled for HAPPER. Biagini is or would have been GINI.

And according to this Devon Travis is supposed to be THE BABBY which is hilarious.

shadok fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Aug 9, 2017

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
https://twitter.com/ithrow88/status/895345285617958912

I can't stop laughing at the third one.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

shadok posted:

https://twitter.com/SNFaizalKhamisa/status/895326618821853185

Pretty good! BRINGER OF RAIN, JOEY BATS , TULO, ZEKE and GO GO obviously. Stroman went with STRO-SHOW. NO PANIC for Osuna. Russel the MUSCLE. Not sure who calls Kevin Pillar PILL. MO MO for Morales and DAR BAR for Barney sound authentic.

Looks like they hosed up Devon Travis' jersey and put MAILES twice. And Steve Pearce is a no-show I guess.

Edit: Chris Coghlan isn't shown, his is COGS. Happ apparently wanted to go with J SPACE A but settled for HAPPER. Biagini is or would have been GINI.

And according to this Devon Travis is supposed to be THE BABBY which is hilarious.

Poor Aoki, I guess you can't really have a nickname if you've only been on the team for a week

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:

CarMart and Rosey have the best. Disappointed that Piscotty didn't go with "Biscuits", though now I really want to know the story behind his choice.

I think you are the only one who calls him Biscuits.

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004
The jerseys are ugly af

Don't care about the nicknames thing one way or the other

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

If your reaction to the PTBNL jersey was anything other than "this owns" I don't even know what to say to you.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

The jerseys are ugly af

Don't care about the nicknames thing one way or the other

mods???

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

The jerseys are ugly af

Don't care about the nicknames thing one way or the other

UZR IS BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Poque posted:

This is the best thing MLB has ever done

Accurate.

MrMidnight posted:

Really. Any player just using their last name needs to be fined.

They should be sent down to work on their stuff.

shadok posted:

https://twitter.com/SNFaizalKhamisa/status/895326618821853185

Pretty good! BRINGER OF RAIN, JOEY BATS , TULO, ZEKE and GO GO obviously. Stroman went with STRO-SHOW. NO PANIC for Osuna. Russel the MUSCLE. Not sure who calls Kevin Pillar PILL. MO MO for Morales and DAR BAR for Barney sound authentic.

Looks like they hosed up Devon Travis' jersey and put MAILES twice. And Steve Pearce is a no-show I guess.

Edit: Chris Coghlan isn't shown, his is COGS. Happ apparently wanted to go with J SPACE A but settled for HAPPER. Biagini is or would have been GINI.

And according to this Devon Travis is supposed to be THE BABBY which is hilarious.

The Jays seem like the only team that FULLY understands what Players Weekend is all about.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Spoeank posted:

Belt has a well known goddamn hilarious nickname what are you doin giants

Lol even Giants twitter knows how boring it is

https://twitter.com/SFGiants/status/895357364072665088

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Apparently Steve Pearce is going with "The Train" so I guess there may be some last-minute surprises on the no-shows.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


What is belts hilarious well known nickname?

Madbum should have went with Easy Rider

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Boo Corey boo

https://mobile.twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/895344813033361410

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
"AAAA" would be another solid gimmick jersey choice.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Mets choices (they haven't been tweeted yet so I can't embed them).

Good:

Thor (Syndergaard)
La Potencia (Céspedes)
Brown Bear (Smoker)
G-Man (Gsellman)
Bruuuce (Bruce)

Dull:

Jake (deGrom)
Harv (Harvey)
Walkie (Walker)

Odd:

Reno (Matz)
Gordo (Blevins)

Awful:

T-Butta (Rivera)
D-Dub (Wright :wtc:)

Goodpancakes posted:

What is belts hilarious well known nickname?

Baby Giraffe.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Goodpancakes posted:

What is belts hilarious well known nickname?

Madbum should have went with Easy Rider

Baby giraffe

Senf
Nov 12, 2006


Holy poo poo. It's perfect.

Here's a good read written by Khris Davis, by the way.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Julio Cruz posted:

Mets choices (they haven't been tweeted yet so I can't embed them).

Good:

Thor (Syndergaard)
La Potencia (Céspedes)
Brown Bear (Smoker)
G-Man (Gsellman)
Bruuuce (Bruce)

Dull:

Jake (deGrom)
Harv (Harvey)
Walkie (Walker)

Odd:

Reno (Matz)
Gordo (Blevins)

Awful:

T-Butta (Rivera)
D-Dub (Wright :wtc:)

https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/895326302441324544

T-Butta is loving fantastic, but I'm going to be upset about "Walkie" for the rest of my loving life, especially since this news broke on the day it was reported that Neil Walker found out that Mets Twitterites call him Daddy.

edit: also "gordo" (fat guy) for Jerry Blevins is great

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Pancakes posted:

CarMart and Rosey have the best. Disappointed that Piscotty didn't go with "Biscuits", though now I really want to know the story behind his choice.

Shouldn't Piscotty be something like "OOPS IM IN AAA LOL"

YeahTubaMike posted:

https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/895326302441324544

T-Butta is loving fantastic, but I'm going to be upset about "Walkie" for the rest of my loving life, especially since this news broke on the day it was reported that Neil Walker found out that Mets Twitterites call him Daddy.

edit: also "gordo" (fat guy) for Jerry Blevins is great

Also, Neil was The Real Deal Neil Walker when with Pittsburgh. I know that 99% of these are just "what the guys in the locker room call me" though

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

I was hoping Corey went with KYLE'S BROTHER.

EDIT: Or as one of the Twitter replies pointed out, if he just went with COREY that would also be amazing.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

ALFbrot posted:

That's Wade LeBlanc, sorry to break it to you

gently caress

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

The jerseys are ugly af

Don't care about the nicknames thing one way or the other
How can you not love Wild Horse for Puig, Silver Fox for Utley, or Chicken Strip for Strippling??? Then there's Ethier who went with Daddy for some reason

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Andy has the proper take on Seager's boring jersey

https://twitter.com/mcculloughtimes/status/895327626574807040

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The real winner here:
https://twitter.com/CespedesBBQ/status/895330605767966720

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Popete posted:

Manfred has been a pretty cool dude so far.

In general, Manfred's tenure has been off to a rocky start: His obsession with pace-of-game poo poo (and implementing changes that do absolutely nothing to affect the pace of the game) is awful in terms of a commissioner openly bagging on the sport he's in charge of, and some of the stuff in the new CBA is absolutely terrible--though, admittedly, part of that's on him and part of that's on Tony Clark having no balls whatsoever.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

bawfuls posted:

How can you not love Wild Horse for Puig, Silver Fox for Utley, or Chicken Strip for Strippling??? Then there's Ethier who went with Daddy for some reason

I love Wild Horse a lot, but I kind of wish Puig went with YOUR FRIEND instead. I would buy the gently caress out of that shirsey.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Presumably they wouldn't let Kyle put "I'm loving Ready" on his jersey.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Mike Trout isn't Millville Meteor this is a travesty

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Surprise Surprise, the Braves are a bunch of buzzkills. L.A. Swiftness is the only one that's any good.

(La Maravilla is kind of badass I guess)

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Big City is great and you can give him back if you don't appreciate it.

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