dpack_1 posted:

:vincefallingbackoffchair:

Powaqoatse posted:

:monoclepoppingfromeyesmiley:

mind the walrus posted:

I don't know, I still hate "Being There." I guess I'm not there yet.

Strangelove is loving hysterical, which is amazing because it's drier than a nun's bible.

Pick posted:

"Being There" loving sucks rear end and it's the weakest poo poo pseudo-critique ever made. thank you.

Shark Sandwich posted:

gently caress you being there is a great movie

Pick posted:

"Being There" loving sucks rear end and it's the weakest poo poo pseudo-critique ever made. thank you.

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah I just looked up the plot summary on Wikipedia and remembered the part where Sellers leaving his master's estate for the first time are slow, dreary shots of him moving across a courtyard and onto dull city streets accompanied by what can only be described as a Cantina Band-backed version of Also Sprach Zarathursta. It's like the movie Network got into a teleporter accident with a lobotmized version of "In the Loop." Nope, back to Pink Panther and bawdy 60s camp thank you.

cash crab posted:

NewFatMike posted:

You might want to get to a mechanic, your tires shouldn't be that bald.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You're welcome!

Moon Slayer posted:

Two Chinese tourists were arrested in Berlin for making Hitler salutes outside the German parliament on Saturday.

Being terrible tourists is just another thing China has surpassed the west at.

Kennel posted:

Germans are really tough on cultural appropriation.

Screaming Idiot posted:

This is extremely offensive. Using corn as a sex toy? Southerners have more pride than that. Why do you think they have so many dogs and such on the farm? They're a proud, practical people, if not morally adept.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

SubponticatePoster posted:

Nordick posted:

I already laughed at "iconic SA pastry" because I knew exactly what was coming

Pick posted:

"Being There" loving sucks rear end and it's the weakest poo poo pseudo-critique ever made. thank you.

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah I just looked up the plot summary on Wikipedia and remembered the part where Sellers leaving his master's estate for the first time are slow, dreary shots of him moving across a courtyard and onto dull city streets accompanied by what can only be described as a Cantina Band-backed version of Also Sprach Zarathursta. It's like the movie Network got into a teleporter accident with a lobotmized version of "In the Loop." Nope, back to Pink Panther and bawdy 60s camp thank you.

Tree Goat posted:

if you gave me a choice between "dying in a plane crash" or "living in lubbock," i'd smash that flight stick down so hard they'd think i was doing a 9/11 against the mole people

cock hero flux posted:

gently caress you Network is a good movie

cock hero flux posted:

gently caress you Network is a good movie

Zudgemud posted:

Does anyone know if that Bright movie with Will Smith, orcs and elves is based on some existing franchise? I can't find that it is. And in this age of superhero rehashes and book adaptations it just look so odd to toss that much money, fame and skill into what I have always assumed to be an unpopular nerd genre, and then just make up your universe whole cloth. I'm personally kinda stoked though.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

It's not explicitly based on anything, but it rips off Shadowrun super hard and I saw a bit of the old Artemis Fowl YA books in there too. More specifically for why it exists, Max Landis has about a thousand times more clout than he reasonably should.

Lurdiak posted:

Is he still coasting off Chronicle or what? I feel like he really shouldn't still be getting this much work considering how his last few projects did.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

He's coasting off being the son of one of the most acclaimed comedy directors of the 1980s.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Talk about a helicopter parent lol lol lol *does the running man*

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Like Vic Morrow, these jokes will never grow old.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Man, you're really on the skids

Jose posted:

comey getting himself fired by getting trump elected is a lol

lilljonas posted:

Hoist by his own retard

Pookah posted:

Poor ol' Howard, thought of that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes, and died.

Whiz Palace posted:

re: Buddy Holly

Oscar Wild posted:

At least with a wet fart there's a surprise ending that makes sense.

cock hero flux posted:

gently caress you Network is a good movie

Kurieg posted:

Someone bought a used car and found that in the glovebox.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Mooooommm I'm 31 I can drive the Honda when I want

Pick posted:

Crazy person's note

Twitch posted:

This is one of those situations where it's less creepy if that's a weird sexual thing.

Solice Kirsk posted:

"Ewwey"

theflyingorc posted:

i am struggling to decipher the context of "Ewwey"

purple death ray posted:

They're just little pictures dude you've been able to print pictures as long as there's been printers