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FCKGW
May 21, 2006


Well is WAS delivery...

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I would dig that.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

I'm the multiple instances of toothpick choking hazards cleverly disguised as signage.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

You're only allowed to be one thing. :colbert:

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Found the Australian truck driver.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Mistle posted:

I'm the multiple instances of toothpick choking hazards cleverly disguised as signage.

Is there a hotline you call to help you with a club sandwich?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

FCKGW posted:

Well is WAS delivery...

"what do you want on your tombstone?" --that guy's boss

BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004


This is not a place of honor. Nothing delicious is buried here.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Lutha Mahtin posted:

"what do you want on your tombstone?" --that guy's boss

just loving throw it on the road

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Time to take out the trash!

https://twitter.com/jrodmanjr/statu...c-hwy-280-sf%2F

http://www.sfexaminer.com/big-rig-crash-snarls-traffic-hwy-280-sf/

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




BrewingTea posted:

This is not a place of honor. Nothing delicious is buried here.

:master:

Rah! posted:

Time to take out the trash!

My photo isn't as good.



My bus missed being under that garbage truck by a minute or so. That accident could have been 40 fatalities worse The first responders showed up seconds before that picture was taken, and that was an unmarked police car.

e. Wait, we missed the loving gasoline spill ? Holy poo poo.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Why do your garbage trucks have clear sides?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

In the future, dads will get to lose limbs every time mom hits the brakes!



probably won't help that he's getting all up in that blade's business while he waves

I like how he's building a birdhouse despite birds having been wiped out decades ago along with all other wildlife. "What were birds? We just don't know."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

aphid_licker posted:

One of them is an ear plug, to add a little excitement

They're all ear plugs under the icing.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Why do your garbage trucks have clear sides?

Its so they cant hide the garbage no matter what

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mllaneza posted:

:master:


My photo isn't as good.



My bus missed being under that garbage truck by a minute or so. That accident could have been 40 fatalities worse The first responders showed up seconds before that picture was taken, and that was an unmarked police car.

e. Wait, we missed the loving gasoline spill ? Holy poo poo.

No, you got a good pic. Crazy that you happened to be there right after, and it's good luck that no one was injured or killed.

Another shot:



goatsestretchgoals posted:

Why do your garbage trucks have clear sides?

So it's easy to make sure there are no hobos stuck inside.

Real answer: the side isn't clear, that's just a picture of garbage (like this)...I still do a double take sometimes, when i see one of those trucks with that on it.


But speaking of hobos in SF garbage trucks....

Man in critical condition in SF after being crushed in garbage truck

quote:

A man found in a pile of recycling at the Recology processing plant at San Francisco’s Pier 96 remained in critical condition Monday night at San Francisco General Hospital, according to San Francisco Fire Department officials.

The man was discovered near the top of a pile of bottles, cans, paper and cardboard at about 6:30 a.m. by an equipment operator preparing to load the recyclables onto a conveyor belt, said Recology spokesman Robert Reed.

Recology officials believe the man, described as middle aged, was picked up, along with a load of recyclables, in a dumpster that was lifted by mechanical arms above a large truck and deposited. Operators do not leave the truck while picking up or dumping the recycling materials, Reed said.

The truck compacts materials inside, and Jonathan Baxter, a Fire Department spokesman, said the man suffered multiple injuries all over his body consistent with being crushed...

edit:

So i guess if that worker never noticed the guy, he would have ended up going into this thing:



and then if he made it through that, he would have ended up in this:



After already getting crushed inside of the garbage truck of course.

Rah! fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Aug 11, 2017

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Why do your garbage trucks have clear sides?

So we can read your posts.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Jerry Cotton posted:

So we can read your posts.

NICE!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Jerry Cotton posted:

So we can read your posts.

:thurman:

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf
Woodcutters use radioisotope heat sources from an abandoned RTG as space heaters:

http://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf (:nms: photos in the final chapters)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm the people who shove ear plugs in their mouths.

Don't joke. The absolute funniest thing I saw on a mine site was a group of Kiwi contractors on first day being given an induction tour of the CHPP. There was a dispenser of eye buds and one large bloke yelled out "oh this place is choice! free marshmellows!" and proceeded to dump a handful of them in his mouth.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


[quote="“Groda”" post="“475238058”"]
No joke, this is almost exactly the format of the final repository for waste from military weapons production that they’re building in the Nevada Test Site.
[/quote]*future civilization digs up swimming-pool block of fossilized marzipan*

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Well there was that soviet nuclear fuel pond that they tried to patch up by pouring flour into it to try and gum up the cracks with dough or something so maybe baking is more important in the nuclear industry than we thought

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Groda posted:

Woodcutters use radioisotope heat sources from an abandoned RTG as space heaters:

http://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf (:nms: photos in the final chapters)
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm... melting.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Groda posted:

Woodcutters use radioisotope heat sources from an abandoned RTG as space heaters:

http://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf (:nms: photos in the final chapters)

Dude just had his back slowly rot away over 500 days and then died. :stare:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
gently caress. It's like that pic of the radiation victim where he looked like he was made of Slim-Jims. At some point just euthanize the poor bastards.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

:discourse:
A SYMBOL OF QUALITY!

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
http://i.imgur.com/Yb3Brap.mp4

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Why?

CADPAT
Jul 23, 2004

For the men
to my left and right!
:hist101:

Groda posted:

Woodcutters use radioisotope heat sources from an abandoned RTG as space heaters:

http://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf (:nms: photos in the final chapters)

In retrospect, I guess there were no hard feelings about patient 1-DN hogging all the heat that night.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014



You let out a lot of whatever gas it drops the temperature of the canister a ton and so the pressure is very low. You run into this problem with refrigerants, so they make bottle heaters.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Ancient, but related:

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Jerry Cotton posted:

So we can read your posts.

:kingsley:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Rah! posted:

But speaking of hobos in SF garbage trucks....

Man in critical condition in SF after being crushed in garbage truck


edit:

So i guess if that worker never noticed the guy, he would have ended up going into this thing:



and then if he made it through that, he would have ended up in this:



After already getting crushed inside of the garbage truck of course.

Some people here in Melbourne Australia recently killed a dude, stuffed his bloodied corpse inside a recycling bin, wheeled it over to the next street and left it on the kerb for the garbage man to collect. Our garbage trucks have those long robot arms that pick up the bins so the garbo got to watch on his monitor as the robot arm dumped a bloodied body inside his truck.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/two-charged-over-preston-body-in-the-bin-case-20170608-gwnb83.html
Poor guy was traumatised pretty badly by all that:

quote:

The garbage truck driver's screams when he discovered the body were heard throughout the street.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Humphreys posted:

Don't joke. The absolute funniest thing I saw on a mine site was a group of Kiwi contractors on first day being given an induction tour of the CHPP. There was a dispenser of eye buds and one large bloke yelled out "oh this place is choice! free marshmellows!" and proceeded to dump a handful of them in his mouth.

Eye buds?

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Dude just had his back slowly rot away over 500 days and then died. :stare:
It's seriously loving awful. :(

E: And it was close to 900 days!

Spatial fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Aug 11, 2017

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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on the whole Internet!
I can't imagine laying there going "Please Kill Me!" and they just won't do it.

I mean, at day 2 or 3 hundred I think a mercy killing would have been in order.

FFS!

I do sincerely hope that if I end up in a state like that, or with dementia to where I am losing contact with reality that someone smothers me in my sleep or something.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I remember my grandfather's last weeks when he was dying of cancer. All we could do was watch him writhe in agony. Even the touch of sheets on his skin was unbearable to him, despite being given Morphine constantly. My grandmother begged the doctors to give him more and they said, "If we give him any more it will kill him." And she said "So?! He's dying now!" So rather than kill him with morphine, they let him starve to death in agony.

The modern interpretation of the hippocratic oath is insane.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Aug 11, 2017

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Imagined posted:

I remember my grandfather's last weeks when he was dying of cancer. All we could do was watch him writhe in agony. Even the touch of sheets on his skin was unbearable to him, despite being given Morphine constantly. My grandmother begged the doctors to give him more and they said, "If we give him any more it will kill him." And she said "So?! He's dying now!" So rather than kill him with morphine, they let him starve to death in agony.

The modern interpretation of the hippocratic oath is insane.

The modern politician interpretation of the hippocratic oath is, anyway.

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revolther
May 27, 2008

Cuazl posted:

It's pretty appropriate that most US medical logos use Hermes' Caduceus (two snakes, wings) instead of the Staff of Asclepius (one snake). Hermes, god of travellers, merchants and thieves, who escorts the dying to the underworld. Definite symbolic determinism OSHA right there.

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