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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

zoux posted:

Public Service Annoucement: you're landerig joke won't be funny

If something is funny 300 times, it will be funny 301 times.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
^this, but unironically

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

zoux posted:



Public Service Annoucement: you're landerig joke won't be funny

It's not a joke

I'm loving landerig

gently caress

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
who the gently caress puts a rubber band on a bread bag

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mogomra posted:

landerig parachute account spotted!
I had never always expected.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What is this "bottle hack"

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Jastiger posted:

What is this "bottle hack"

Tear the bread small enough to fit inside a glass bottle then reassemble it like a model ship

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jastiger posted:

What is this "bottle hack"

unabiguously something stupid but I'm not sure which particular stupid thing

Looks like pulling the bag through the wide end of a cut up bottle and using the cap to seal it?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

The Bloop posted:

unabiguously something stupid but I'm not sure which particular stupid thing

Looks like pulling the bag through the wide end of a cut up bottle and using the cap to seal it?

That's exactly it.

Come to the lifehack thread for more walla moments https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3649353

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

MariusLecter posted:

I've seen people who tie a knot then rip open a hole rather than undo the knot And Then tuck to cover up the hole.

I do this and I don't apologize

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

The pro move is to just tie another knot further down the bag after you ripped open the previous knot though

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Tying a knot takes way more effort than a spin and tuck and has worse results so it doesn't even sound like laziness but more belligerent malevolence

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Berryland looks like someone who just had a major accident and is now trying to book it to the toilet.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Texmexas still the most shameful entry.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



remusclaw posted:

Berryland looks like someone who just had a major accident and is now trying to book it to the toilet.

The position of Mashedachusetts does not help

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I posted it earlier today. :colbert:

Brutakas
Oct 10, 2012

Farewell, marble-dwellers!

Randaconda posted:

I posted it earlier today. :colbert:

It's a matter of ambivalent chaos.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Randaconda posted:

I posted it earlier today. :colbert:

Look again. Did you?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I have shamed these great yet dead gay forums. :smithicide:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

lol

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Randaconda posted:

I have shamed these great yet dead gay forums. :smithicide:

What do you mean? You didn't do anything!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

thecluckmeme posted:

The pro move is to just tie another knot further down the bag after you ripped open the previous knot though

Just eat the whole loaf in one sitting geez it's not rocket science.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

What do you mean? You didn't do anything!

Didn't I?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

mysterious frankie posted:

Just eat the whole loaf in one sitting geez it's not rocket science.

What, and eat the heels? What are you, some kind of monster?

soylon
Jan 29, 2015

the heels are the best part

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

soylon posted:

the heels are the best part

From freshly baked real bread, sure. From mass produced rectangular loaf bread like wonder bread style, no.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

The Bloop posted:

From freshly baked real bread, sure. From mass produced rectangular loaf bread like wonder bread style, no.

You've lived both the high life and the low life, eh The Bloop?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Now post the stat-map about "What do you call the two end pieces on a loaf of bread?".

There's probably some weird southern area that always has a weird name for everything, like "Satans Kneepads" or "Dough-Enders" or some such other bullshit.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Now post the stat-map about "What do you call the two end pieces on a loaf of bread?".

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
No, the American one. No one cares what eurotrash thinks.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]

soylon
Jan 29, 2015

The Bloop posted:

From freshly baked real bread, sure. From mass produced rectangular loaf bread like wonder bread style, no.

don't be such a bread snob, gosh

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

Public Service Annoucement: you're landerig joke won't be funny

And yet the needful still needs to be done.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

soylon posted:

don't be such a bread snob, gosh

I'm not. I have a semi embarrassing nostalgic love for sugary white bread. It's the only thing for certain sandwiches. But the heel pieces are just there to keep the ends from going stale. They're gross.

TO ME

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