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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
One day I'm planning on having sexual intercourse and I'm not sure which one I should be trying to do. They both involve sticking your penis in a hole, right? Is one better than the other?

If I just hire a prostitute is one cheaper?

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Three Olives posted:

One day I'm planning on having sexual intercourse and I'm not sure which one I should be trying to do. They both involve sticking your penis in a hole, right? Is one better than the other?

If I just hire a prostitute is one cheaper?

If the balls are slamming your rear end and you're getting choked, it's sex. If you spoon and make out it's making love. You're also not allowed to say "whore, cum, bitch, nut, suck, human being or taint" when making love.

I translated it into gay for you. Hetero people say things like "lick my mudflaps" and "fist my pussy, chocolate man" when loving.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
PleAs learn me how to make gently caress & hve love bhabi

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

One ends with cum on someone's face.

You just have to guess which one.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I don't know but I aspire to the Jeezy approach

He can make love to it I'm gonna beat it up

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Universe Master posted:

One ends with cum on someone's face.

You just have to guess which one.

There are exceptions to this rule, but it's a good standard. If you get no semen on your or your partners face then you are probably doing soft-core Cinemax love. Exception: lesbians.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

Harakiri Potter posted:

fist my pussy, chocolate man

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Is scissoring making love or sex?

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

Is scissoring making love or sex?

It's called not following the directions in the manual.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

frot till u drop

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The difference is mostly in your mind.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

making love is what mom, dad, actors and actresses do

having sex is what chads and staceys do

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If you didn't pay it's making love. If you paid anywhere from $40-500 (street walker up to high class escort) then that's just sex

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

Three Olives posted:

One day I'm planning on having sexual intercourse and I'm not sure which one I should be trying to do. They both involve sticking your penis in a hole, right? Is one better than the other?

If I just hire a prostitute is one cheaper?

Let's put it in simple terms: all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. Similarly, all lovemaking is sex, but not all sex is lovemaking. Also if you're asking this question, chances are the prostitute will be much, much cheaper for you in the long run.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


if there isn't poo poo and piss involved it's just making out

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
if im bangin hoes its having sex

when im banging your mother however it is makingsweet sweet love all night baby yeh :frogc00l:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh that's nice. I'm sure she appreciates your tender ministrations.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Kuato posted:

If you didn't pay it's making love. If you paid anywhere from $40-500 (street walker up to high class escort) then that's just sex

I'm pretty sure it caps out higher than 500, but I'm too cheap to find out.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Ex wife- making love
Wife- gonzo style

Divorce was the correct choice.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Harakiri Potter posted:

If the balls are slamming your rear end and you're getting choked, it's sex. If you spoon and make out it's making love. You're also not allowed to say "whore, cum, bitch, nut, suck, human being or taint" when making love.

I translated it into gay for you. Hetero people say things like "lick my mudflaps" and "fist my pussy, chocolate man" when loving.

lmbo

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Making love is with someone you care about.
Sex is with someone you don't.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If you don't end up water boarding your lover by the time the night is over it is, in fact, not love making.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Literally A Person posted:

If you don't end up water boarding your lover by the time the night is over it is, in fact, not love making.

- John Yoo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

suck my lug nuts

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
When women reach cougar stage, otherwise it's just a name.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Three Olives posted:

Is scissoring making love or sex?

Depends on the amount of bruising.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
this morning i had sex with my fiancee, its like when youre just horned up and doing it to get off real quick cause it feels good. we just finished making love which is like doing it but even better cause there is a lot of passion because you are in love and expressing it through your weener (or poosay) to one another and trying to make it better for them than it is for yourself it is pretty simple OP I hope you can understand this and experience making love to someone that you love unconditionally and soon because it is real nice (:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Making love is sweet, tender and beautiful. Sex is something Europeans do; "le sex" hehe.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i gave her my sex and now my sex is gone :(

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Your mothers prefer the former before the latter.

puking pentagrams
May 6, 2017

There's a difference between

having sex




making love

















loving

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
lol at all this adivce just LOL simply stick your dick in a jar. that's it. A jar. problem solved

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think making love is like, when she's sucking your dick slowly and making eye contact or whatever. :shrug:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


macdonal hamborkles posted:

lol at all this adivce just LOL simply stick your dick in a jar. that's it. A jar. problem solved

"A jar" is a funny name for a man

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

"A jar" is a funny name for a man

yup

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

It pretty much hinges on how much graffiti and grime is all over the truck stop bathroom. Hth, 3O.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

It pretty much hinges on how much graffiti and grime is all over the truck stop bathroom. Hth, 3O.

Is it a direct or inverse relationship?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gently caress my mouth my tits and my rear end

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!

Blue Train posted:

gently caress my mouth my tits and my rear end

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All the girls in the west, put my dick between your chest
All the girls in the east, put my dick between your cheeks,
All the girls in the south, put my dick up in your mouth

:mmmsmug:

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