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Agents are GO! posted:I can no longer pee correctly, as this thread has given me dick-blindness. You've gone cock-eyed? 
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MariusLecter posted:Something something Dick's sporting goods. writes it down in a giant ledger
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Aug 12, 2017 04:19
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an actual bouquet of dicks sounds like somebody trying to one-up the penetrator from saints row i like that idea
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Aug 12, 2017 06:22
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Like the MIRV versus the Fatman in Fallout. Fun aside: when I was trying to make a New Vegas MIRV that would fire Tiny Tots, I called it the PERV (WHat else would you call a Fat Man messing with Tiny Tots?) I couldn't get it to work right, ie 32 micronukes. 
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Aug 12, 2017 09:33
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Agents are GO! posted:Like the MIRV versus the Fatman in Fallout. 
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Aug 12, 2017 10:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9r45U0saaE
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Aug 12, 2017 22:44
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Is your succubus character not Sexy enough? Is having the regular number of orifices just not cutting it? Then you need  "The Sexy Texture Project" courtesy of loverslab. For everyone who needs an extra rectum between your shoulder blades that prolapses when you turn into a demon I guess.
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Aug 12, 2017 23:50
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Ah, stoma porn leveled up.
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Aug 12, 2017 23:59
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Didn't even register the big veiny horsecock until my second glance, was too busy figuring out if that was indeed a cleavage vagina (it was).
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Aug 13, 2017 01:00
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Cythereal posted:Only in this thread would I see a link labeled "a bouquet of dicks" and assume it's a completely literal and accurate description. I'm actually disappointed it wasn't literally that. Help. 
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Aug 13, 2017 01:15
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Mr. Owl posted:Is your succubus character not Sexy enough? Is having the regular number of orifices just not cutting it? Then you need Someone watched Caligula too many times...
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Aug 13, 2017 01:30
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SplitSoul posted:Didn't even register the big veiny horsecock until my second glance, was too busy figuring out if that was indeed a cleavage vagina (it was). Same but the rear end in a top hat between the shoulder blades. That raises a lot of hygiene questions.
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Aug 13, 2017 02:37
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Mr. Owl posted:Is your succubus character not Sexy enough? Is having the regular number of orifices just not cutting it? Then you need Thanks, this was a fetish I didn't know I didn't have. 
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Aug 13, 2017 02:49
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Mr. Owl posted:Is your succubus character not Sexy enough? Is having the regular number of orifices just not cutting it? Then you need Eh, at least the faces don't have that "kill me please" look. I think?
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Aug 13, 2017 03:22
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Sternum vagina, for when you need to gently caress-start her heart.
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Aug 13, 2017 03:28
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hosed through the heart, and you're to blame. You give the 'slab; a bad name.
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Aug 13, 2017 03:47
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Are the chestgina and the backhole connected by a damp fleshy tube or are they separate
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Aug 13, 2017 03:51
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Well that was unpleasant. What the gently caress is going on with her collar bone? Does she have emergency spillways?
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Internet Wizard posted:Are the chestgina and the backhole connected by a damp fleshy tube or are they separate Which one has greater potential for mind-destroyingly frightening porn? The answer, of course, is both at once.
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Aug 13, 2017 04:04
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Also all of you have missed the third vagina in her bellybutton.
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Aug 13, 2017 04:06
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In the future when genetic engineering and cloning makes custom gently caress organs the in thing they'll look at stuff like this the same way we look at the Nautilus predicting submarines or Fahrenheit 451's proto-reality TV.
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Aug 13, 2017 04:22
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Also all of you have missed the third vagina in her bellybutton. Is that supposed to be a vagina? I mean I recognized there was something happening there, but I wasn't entirely sure what. I wasn't sure I wanted to know, either. Oh, and uh... there's some kind of... opening? on the lower back of one of those. Big red line. No idea what it's supposed to be. EDIT: Oh, I think that's supposed to be where their huge goddamn tail emerges. Ergh. Looks kinda... infected, if you ask me. Shadowlyger fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Aug 13, 2017 |
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Aug 13, 2017 04:26
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McSpanky posted:In the future when genetic engineering and cloning makes custom gently caress organs the in thing they'll look at stuff like this the same way we look at the Nautilus predicting submarines or Fahrenheit 451's proto-reality TV. It has always my opinion that Second Life is a simulation of the future.
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Aug 13, 2017 05:07
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Shadowlyger posted:Is that supposed to be a vagina? I mean I recognized there was something happening there, but I wasn't entirely sure what. I wasn't sure I wanted to know, either. I also thought her rear end crack reached halfway up her back and might actually hinge open like the Gaping Dragon.
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Aug 13, 2017 05:51
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Brainamp posted:Same but the rear end in a top hat between the shoulder blades. That raises a lot of hygiene questions. What mean? It's right under the shower head
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Aug 13, 2017 09:05
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Scaramouche posted:What mean? It's right under the shower head And now you have to bend over backwards to poo poo.
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Aug 13, 2017 09:19
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Midnight Voyager posted:And now you have to bend over backwards to poo poo. And pray it's just one rear end in a top hat rather than both.
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Aug 13, 2017 09:22
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You can pick the butthole. It's a new adventure every time!
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Aug 13, 2017 09:27
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These people would create human centipede in real life or something even worse, if they could.
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Aug 13, 2017 11:14
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Here's something less grodes to cheer you up: Back in the day, Sega's distributor in Brazil would sometimes edit games to appeal more to local audiences. For example, Wonder Boy 3: The Dragon's Trap had all the playable characters replaced with characters from a local comic/cartoon, Monica's Gang. Earlier this year, a French studio released a HD remake of The Dragon's Trap with beautiful hand-drawn animation. They also made absolutely no effort to hide their development tools, which were embedded in their custom game engine.  So some Brazillian fans apparently decided to finish the job, and redrew all of the playable characters (and some of the NPCs) to match the Brazillian release. Which is no mean feat when you consider how many animation frames there are! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOIoKEjuPIU
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Aug 13, 2017 11:40
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So War for the Overworld is a pretty fantastic homage to Dungeon Keeper 2 with a few flaws that are hopefully getting fixed in the future. Mostly the lack of a way to tell minions to guard and patrol an area without lots of micro coupled with a lot of the keepers being the same in terms of units and playstyle. But that's not what this post is about. It's about the insane maps people have made thanks to the recently included workshop support. Why are they insane? Well...   The mapping utility is detailed enough to let you create pixel art via the preview image. And it's gotten to the point where enough people have started using it for that that the workshop has added it's own category to search by. Typically i'm as annoyed by porny mods as anyone else. But holy poo poo. It's actually pretty impressive that someone could pull off making cheesecake art using something like that. Of course, it isn't just used for that. 
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Aug 13, 2017 12:12
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That's pretty sweet, 16-bit Heavy Metal. And there's more actual artistry evident in that pixel art than in 99.9% of the much more complex textures and models in all the Fallout 3/Skyrim style dead-eyed titty slaves, it's kind of hilariously ironic.
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Aug 13, 2017 14:25
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Shadowlyger posted:Eh, at least the faces don't have that "kill me please" look. I think? In this case it's almost weirder for them to not have that kind of expression.
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The Kins posted:Here's something less grodes to cheer you up: Back in the day, Sega's distributor in Brazil would sometimes edit games to appeal more to local audiences. For example, Wonder Boy 3: The Dragon's Trap had all the playable characters replaced with characters from a local comic/cartoon, Monica's Gang. Reminds me of Legacy of the Wizard, which is probably the deepest NES game I know of. Also extremely hard for a kid in grade school like me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz5LgYUxJic Although there is a Youtube video of a guy completing it in about 90 minutes in no particular hurry, of course.
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Aug 13, 2017 19:33
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=708516531 more or less the same bullshit as the starbound one but now in spess empire form 
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You know, I understand the idea of wanting to play as Germany in WW2 games because they get neat toys and whatnot, but for science fiction stuff, you can pretty much just create the United Citizen Federation from Starship Troopers and just have a Nazi allegory and not literal Nazis. Also it would fit better thematically.
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Aug 15, 2017 03:14
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Iron Sky was a really funny movie, but I can't see the appeal of it as a mod.
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Archonex posted:So War for the Overworld is a pretty fantastic homage to Dungeon Keeper 2 with a few flaws that are hopefully getting fixed in the future. Mostly the lack of a way to tell minions to guard and patrol an area without lots of micro coupled with a lot of the keepers being the same in terms of units and playstyle. This reminds me of Warcraft 3 battle.net in a lot of ways. When you joined a custom map and you didn't have it, you couldn't see the thumbnail. People took advantage of this to put shock imagery as the thumbnail, like men with 30ft cocks baring their girth for you and a lot of other sex acts.
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Grinning Goblin posted:You know, I understand the idea of wanting to play as Germany in WW2 games because they get neat toys and whatnot, but for science fiction stuff, you can pretty much just create the United Citizen Federation from Starship Troopers and just have a Nazi allegory and not literal Nazis. Also it would fit better thematically. Yes but then the problem is you wouldn't be playing as literal Nazis and they just can't have that.
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dont even fink about it posted:Reminds me of Legacy of the Wizard, which is probably the deepest NES game I know of. Also extremely hard for a kid in grade school like me. There is also a GameCenter CX episode featuring it, which I think I remember enjoying.
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