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ShinyBirdTeeth

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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

f o r y o u r p l e a s u r e

Hook me up with more music recommendations. You powerful jokemen also have some pretty good ear taste.

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DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Live action stink lines.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Hook me up with more music recommendations. You powerful jokemen also have some pretty good ear taste.
that was :thejoke: not that i made a thread for it or nothin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZjuaU0jOyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoqsS_DiU_A too! :3:

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
also :vince:

the shock took a minute to sink in

i . . . i am powerful jokemans ?! :regd09:

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Aww, I was too dumb at music to realize that you were making a recommendation and I will deffo be following your thread from now on. Thanks for the recommendation.

T00kus

yobbing in a strange land..
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deep dish peat moss

Drinking piss, but not as a sex thing. Because you like the taste.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Aww, I was too dumb at music to realize that you were making a recommendation and I will deffo be following your thread from now on. Thanks for the recommendation.

i did not make a thread! i posted itt because i am too lazy to post threads! :ohdear:


uh hear go listen to this and forget anything about a thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CYTcQUKTVY


oh wait thats just for sampling . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZJJOh2nVM

holy cow that is bizarrely a propos, good job me! :smugdog:

e: actually i prefer this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv46gcNOFcE it depends on the album for what language imo
europe endless has way better rhythm in english, but most of their stuff sounds more robotic in german

which tickles my robot circuits :allears:

byob historian fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Aug 15, 2017

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

deep dish peat moss posted:

Drinking piss, but not as a sex thing. Because you like the taste.

I mean, yeah I guess I could do this in the desert too but it's refreshing regardless

vanisher

lol @ making fun of elephants posts



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sebmojo


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deep dish peat moss posted:

Drinking piss, but not as a sex thing. Because you like the taste.

Piss: carbonated and ice cold

ad idea: (drinks from bottle) "ah, that hit the spot" (looks at camera and grins slowly)

e: workshopping this there could be some outdoors type activity probably not water related though idk

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Aug 15, 2017

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DavidAlltheTime

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Can there be a pee spot growing on his pants while he says it?

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by FactsAreUseless
I'm just too hot for a relationship

Every time we cuddle she gets 3rd degree burns

I'm banned from every ice cream parlor so there goes date night

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!

Ride The Gravitron posted:

I'm just too hot for a relationship

Every time we cuddle she gets 3rd degree burns

I'm banned from every ice cream parlor so there goes date night

Macnult

Ride The Gravitron posted:

I'm just too hot for a relationship

Every time we cuddle she gets 3rd degree burns

I'm banned from every ice cream parlor so there goes date night

at first things were great but now she's always smothering me

free Trapt CD

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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
thread about a circus strongman but instead of lifting a barbell or tearing a phone book in half, he is strong enough to work in retail, take his meds regularly, actually return voicemail messages etc.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

free Trapt CD posted:

thread about a circus strongman but instead of lifting a barbell or tearing a phone book in half, he is strong enough to work in retail, take his meds regularly, actually return voicemail messages etc.

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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Climate change eliminates Winter and our society starts to legitimize beach culture to the point where everyone always wears bathing suits and you can surf to work and every drink has a little umbrella in it.

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Climate change eliminates Winter and our society starts to legitimize beach culture to the point where everyone always wears bathing suits and you can surf to work and every drink has a little umbrella in it.

oh god no

sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









Jedrick posted:

oh god no

climate change eliminates winter, skiers still spend loads of money to go to mountain resorts and get brutally drunk

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
A jar of various denominations of coin with all the pennies removed is un-cented

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Twenty Four


Splatmaster posted:

A jar of various denominations of coin with all the pennies removed is un-cented

I just.. I... ugh, lol!

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
the best looking dude at the stoner noise concert

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

Jedrick posted:

the best looking dude at the stoner noise concert

it's the drummer

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Twenty Four posted:

I just.. I... ugh, lol!

I know, I know- to be fair, it was a joke I heard in a dream so I gave it a chance.

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Twenty Four


Splatmaster posted:

I know, I know- to be fair, it was a joke I heard in a dream so I gave it a chance.

No no, it was on point! But you know it was worthy of both a groan and a laugh!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Twenty Four posted:

No no, it was on point! But you know it was worthy of both a groan and a laugh!

Thank you for your graugh! :)

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got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
all the things that can be silent but deadly:
-space
-stalking jungle cats
-carbon monoxide
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Twenty Four


Splatmaster posted:

Thank you for your graugh! :)

:eyepop:

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jedrick posted:

it's the drummer

what kinda noise act needs a drummer





:vince:

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

got any sevens posted:

all the things that can be silent but deadly:
-space
-stalking jungle cats
-carbon monoxide
-

a .50 caliber bulet thats traveling faster than the speed of sound i suppose

kalel

My wife!

sebmojo


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death

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
"Phony Below Knees" a support group for people with prosthetic legs

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
child conceived during the eclipse appears to have no soul or empathy, turns out he's just autistic

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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:squirting ranch dressing into my mouth: But now that I switched to Diet Pepsi I have a lot more energy

ShinyBirdTeeth

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I do a lot of my own cooking, i'm very craftly like that. Instead of a store bought cake, let me teach you how to make a cakecano. First bake two ordinary, round sheet cakes. Hollow out the top of one. That's your lava hole where you'll put the filling. Most people put sugar and cream in there but that's so unhealthy. I make a hearty batch of velveeta shells and cheese, then add a bunch of red food coloring to make it "on brand". Fill your magma hole with some cheese lava and put the other cake on top. Poke a hole through the top cake and fill with lava - don't forget to drizzle some down the mountain for effect. Technically you are done, but to really complete the look (and the meal) chop a brocolli into little brocolli trees and stab them into the cakecano. If you want to make it even heartier, add some roasted ham chunks as boulders both to the outside and to the magma chamber. So much fun adn a complete meal too!

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
not going to lie, would eat

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Jedrick posted:

not going to lie, would eat

:same: but with bacon.

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