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Big Beef City posted:I think it was a time when society was able to focus on the cult of personalty that the total house hold had at the time; such as when Diana cut the ends off of two very large zucchinis and scooped out the insides, then wore them over her hands and pummeled my Johnson mercilessly as I cried in exquisite agony for hours as she beat my cock raw with her produce paws.
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Shugojin posted:A level beyond mansplaining Gorilla Salad would be an excellent username.
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Outrail posted:Gorilla Salad would be an excellent username. Na, too close to Business Gorillas. A good username would be more original.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Na, too close to Business Gorillas. A good username would be more original. Change my username to Gorilla's Business plz. Tia.
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The Maestro posted:Just curious, what do you think hem haw means? I must admit I haven't put much thought into that now that you mention it.
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nigga crab pollock posted:it would just be a bunch of antifa wannabe punk nerds getting recruited by some clintonesque democrat party line hustler and shaker to stalingrad themselves against a line of paramilitary contractors Stexils posted:lol clinton and her ilk couldnt even get people to go to the polls and you think she could convince people to die for her? extra stout posted:a good man and moderator of these very forums died for her, just not willingly
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huh, you actually read gbs? i thought you just spammed it
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 10:54 |
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Leave the gbs drama in gbs buddy
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Leave the gbs drama in gbs buddy In this very thread you admitted you don't read the usernames of people whose posts you quote so assuming you don't read threads you post in doesn't seem like much of a leap.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I use it to edit typos out of my posts, then edit them out of any posts that quoted it, without people noticing.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 16:45 |
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This forum is just FactsAreUseless and their sockpuppets
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I love mods.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 16:57 |
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InequalityGodzilla posted:It's like being gaslighted by someone with OCD
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Paladinus posted:I love mods. FAU struck again!
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 17:41 |
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Holy gently caress that was brutal.
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GodspeedSphere posted:Holy gently caress that was brutal. shame he wasn't a good moderator
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 01:20 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:
Screaming Idiot posted:REEEEEEEEE JK ROWLING FUNDED A CAMPAIGN TO KEEP BRITAIN UNITED WHY THE gently caress WOULD SHE WANT A BREXIT REEEEEEEEEEEE Guy Goodbody posted:Yeah, but Harry Potter works for the government of some weird super-inbred special class that doesn't really have anything going for it other than it's own special little rules and rites that literally no one in the greater world cares about. I mean, Harry is on the liberal side of the wizarding world because he's friends with wizards from non-wizarding families. But he doesn't have any non-wizard friends or anything. He has zero contact with anyone outside his tiny hosed up little insular community, except for his non-wizard family that he hates and only lived with,if I remember those books correctly, as some kinda weird tax dodge.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 02:39 |
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In the FOOF threadThisIsJohnWayne posted:The line between cold war rocket science and cold war explosive science doesn't really exist. Collateral Damage posted:Because the line blew away? ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Because the line blew away.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:21 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:1 week from today, thousands of people are going to travel to normally lovely areas of the country like Nebraska for the sole purpose of staring at the sun... a hot gujju bhabhi posted:if americans are that desperate to see something bright almost entirely consumed by an uncontrollable and uncaring force why dont they just look at their own future
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:58 |
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Lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:00 |
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zakharov posted:I for one have serious qualms about eating a libertarian hot dog. MisterBibs posted:One should always be afraid of eating a hotdog.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 19:37 |
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wateroverfire posted:I often find GBS more fun to read than D&D. Average Bear posted:Yeah I prefer papercutting my dick into pieces over slamming my balls into a door.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 19:38 |
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He's started rolling with the punches, good for him
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 19:47 |
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he thinks that's how you learn to chew
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Druid Voltron posted:Are M:tG proxy cards considered illegal if I'm not selling them or using them in actual tournaments? I really just don't like subjecting my Vintage decks to the general basement table and all of the cheese dust and spilled drinks that accompany it. flashy_mcflash posted:I haven't played magic since high school but what illegalities are you seriously concerned about? Like are the cops going to come in and seize 3 mana? Snowmankilla posted:Not if it's tapped. They have to wait till next turn.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:51 |
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One man has been to prison because of Magic: The Gathering trading. His name is Mark Karpeles.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:21 |
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Paladinus posted:One man has been to prison because of Magic: The Gathering trading. His name is Mark Karpeles. There was also that dude that murdered his roommate for his collection.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:There was also that dude that murdered his roommate for his collection.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:29 |
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Smeagol?
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:41 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Drowned him in the river on his birthday. Pretty hosed up. There was also a guy that recently stabbed his opponent in a MtG tournament. Didn't kill him, but he stabbed the poor dude like seven times so it evidently wasn't for lack of trying.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:07 |
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I get the best mental pictures of the world's most ineffectual stabbing. It just goes on and on. Like, what are you even doing? Would you please stop stabbing me? Sir, would you please stop stabbing me? Just as expected I suppose, of the world's worst stabber... Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 16:19 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:There was also a guy that recently stabbed his opponent in a MtG tournament. Didn't kill him, but he stabbed the poor dude like seven times so it evidently wasn't for lack of trying. There was a also a guy who got destroyed by a like 7 year old girl Apart from the general look of "holy poo poo what's going on" he was evidently a pretty good sport about it though
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I'm a relative newbie when it comes to mtg and a dude I knew gave me an entire 20k card set that he'd spent years working on building so I could go through it and buy stuff I wanted off of him. Then he moved away suddenly and no longer talks to any of us so I guess I just own it now? There's some expensive poo poo in here too
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Karate Bastard posted:I get the best mental pictures of the world's most ineffectual stabbing. It just goes on and on. Like, what are you even doing? Would you please stop stabbing me? Sir, would you please stop stabbing me? honestly that seems to happen with stabbings a lot. It's something that comes in court all the time "okay, you stabbed this guy like 20 times so it's clearly attempted murder" "not necessarily, people usually survive getting stabbed that much" "yes but really now"
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:50 |
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Aren't all murders technically attempted murder?
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 17:03 |
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well okay assuming the guy in this scenario survived (technically murder is a really strict legal term and it's a distinct crime from attempted murder, so no, but I'll not be a boring dickhead) VVV honestly, you hear far, far stupider arguments Lunchmeat Larry has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:honestly that seems to happen with stabbings a lot. It's something that comes in court all the time "Objection! Your honor my client stabbed the victim 20 times. He didn't die, so clearly my client cannot be charged with murder. And if my client had stabbed him 20 times, with the intent to kill, he would have succeeded in murdering, therefore he clearly did not "attempt" to murder him. Why, if anything, I would say that the defendant is clearly guilty of just being too drat tough to die."
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The Slenderman stabbing involved one tween girl stabbing another like 17 times and she didn't die.
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Smeagol? he's way too skinny to be a magic player
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