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Yeah I can really tell you love some rock and roll by your wild hair there, bro. You know, the Marine corps has it's own rock band? No poo poo, really, they play for the President of the United States and everything, they're really wild. You know, just between you and me, it's a hell of a shot to get in with them by just enlisting, but I've got this great in with the higher ups in recruitment. All you have to do is sign this enlistment contract without specifying any MOS and I *GUARANTEE* you'll have a spot rocking out on that Fender Strat for no-poo poo President Bush in less than 9 months! Yeah that's right! Hey, you do have a driver's license, right? And do you think you'll be able to drive a truck....not that we need truck driver's or nothin' it's just....uhhh...you might have to drive the equipment hauler for the band when they're touring....yeah, for touring.
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No, we're not doing this. SMDFTB.
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Aug 12, 2017 04:24
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Don't join the
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Aug 12, 2017 04:28
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I want YOU to sweep my dirt.
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Aug 12, 2017 05:52
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Join the Marines and see the underworld!
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Aug 12, 2017 05:53
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Service guarantees citizenship!
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Aug 12, 2017 05:53
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I was going to make a joke about who the hell joins the USMC in peacetime and then I remembered we're still at war. Lol Edit: oh it says 2006. Nevermind
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Aug 12, 2017 07:55
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"Jesus Christ, these kids are all so fat, America is doomed"
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"im gay"
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krusty_meat.png
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"take a seat right here and we'll see how well you'll get along 
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Aug 13, 2017 07:38
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Man I've J/O'd to bitches on that couch so many times Fidel.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Man I've J/O'd to bitches on that couch so many times Fidel. 
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Aug 13, 2017 16:42
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tastefully arranged labia posted:No, we're not doing this. SMDFTB. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:"im gay"
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Aug 15, 2017 04:25
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I wonder what that couch smells like, or how many times it has been replaced
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Aug 15, 2017 05:51
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tastefully arranged labia posted:I wonder what that couch smells like, or how many times it has been replaced Regret and years old semen.
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Aug 15, 2017 06:56
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Mike-o posted:Regret and years old semen. The couch, not your breath!
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:The couch, not your breath! 
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Aug 15, 2017 17:29
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thread sucks
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Aug 15, 2017 17:31
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how do I roll my tsp into my 401k?
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:The couch, not your breath! gently caress
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Zeris posted:thread sucks nuh-uh your mom does 
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Aug 15, 2017 21:27
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shim please give Mike-o his NAM for outstanding conduct in a terrible thread
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Zeris posted:thread sucks so gas it already
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tastefully arranged labia posted:so gas it already
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Mike-o posted:nuh-uh your mom does drat
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Don't know the difference between Sunni and Shia? Don't worry, it'll never have any bearing whatsoever on your life....
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Casimir Radon posted:Don't know the difference between Sunni and Shia? Don't worry, it'll never have any bearing whatsoever on your life.... lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc OOOOOOOOORRRAAAHH GET EM DEVIL DOG
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hyuuuuutttt!
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc there is none bullets don't discriminate
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The difference between Sunni and Shiite was always made clear by this speech I remember i say haram You say halal I say the prophet You call him dad I ride the camel You just wanna gently caress Aren't we both glad We're not American cuckz
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Shim plz be my second for seppukku
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a shamefur dispray
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my rord
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc One has EFPs and the other doesn't.
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sunnis suicide bomb like this. shiites suicide bomb like thiiiiiissss
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You have brought us much dishonor.
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In 2006 I'd been out for two years and I got a call asking if I wanted to go back in and chief a HIMARS. I laughed, hung up and finished off the bottle of jack next to my desk.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:sunnis suicide bomb like this. shiites suicide bomb like thiiiiiissss 
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