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Speaking from some personal experience getting stabbed loving sucks, and is painful as hell, but unless you stab a person a whole lot or manage to get a good cut in on an artery they will probably survive, especially if they get medical attention relatively quickly.
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What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder 
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Hemingway To Go! posted:he's way too skinny to be a magic player
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Speaking from some personal experience getting stabbed loving sucks, and is painful as hell, but unless you stab a person a whole lot or manage to get a good cut in on an artery they will probably survive, especially if they get medical attention relatively quickly. sup fellow stabbiee
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There's the old joke that the way you tell the difference between the winner and loser of a knife fight is that the loser dies in the street and the winner dies in the hospital
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Aug 15, 2017 18:34
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sneakyfrog posted:sup fellow stabbiee How'd you guys get stabbied?
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Speaking from some personal experience getting stabbed loving sucks, and is painful as hell, but unless you stab a person a whole lot or manage to get a good cut in on an artery they will probably survive, especially if they get medical attention relatively quickly. Can attest. My brothers friend was stabbed over 50 times by her ex fiance and she lived. He managed to miss the major arteries but he did get her straight to the heart and lungs, and quite a few times in her head. It was horrific. She is alive and recovered. Functionally, she has nerve damage issues but otherwise okay.
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Aug 15, 2017 19:46
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Burt Sexual posted:How'd you guys get stabbied? Hadnt learned the "sticking your weener in crazy" rule 
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Aug 15, 2017 19:48
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sneakyfrog posted:Hadnt learned the "sticking your weener in crazy" rule It sounds like you metaled in that event.
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sneakyfrog posted:Hadnt learned the "sticking your weener in crazy" rule That's the weirdest interpretation of pegging I've ever seen.
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Aug 15, 2017 20:18
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When I was a little boy, another little boy stabbed me in the leg with a geometry compass because he didn't like the song I was singing. It was odd, because we were in 5th grade music class and the entire class was singing the same song. I don't think he was even suspended.
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Spanish Manlove posted:That's the weirdest interpretation of pegging I've ever seen. well you could say i did get hosed pretty well Subjunctive posted:It sounds like you metaled in that event. 
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Aug 15, 2017 20:53
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Disgusting Coward posted:I know a dude who had a miniscule, tiny part in an am-dram version of Rent (he was the policeman who says "Right") and he ended up getting a tattoo of "Lover, I'll Cover You" on his forearms and let a dog gently caress him and eventually had to get hospital treatment because he'd gotten fisted too bad.
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Aug 15, 2017 21:58
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sneakyfrog posted:Hadnt learned the "sticking your weener in crazy" rule Hooooly poo poo, same! Did we date the same girl? Do you know Alicia?
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Aug 15, 2017 22:43
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That got an audible laugh from me
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Hooooly poo poo, same! Did we date the same girl? Do you know Alicia? no... it was Wendy at least in like poo poo... 99 or so?
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sneakyfrog posted:no... it was Wendy Ah, mine was Alicia in '09. Pretty sure in '99 She would have been like...10? So probably not the same. Unless... 
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Ah, mine was Alicia in '09. Pretty sure in '99 She would have been like...10? So probably not the same. that's pretty hardcore for a 10 year old.
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Aug 15, 2017 23:11
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That's some lame rear end black widows you have there. She mates and she injures.
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Ah, mine was Alicia in '09. Pretty sure in '99 She would have been like...10? So probably not the same. uh thats a negative on the weird aatrek poo poo over, she was like 23ish
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Burt Sexual posted:How'd you guys get stabbied? Not very well, given that they're still posting.
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Trig Discipline posted:Not very well, given that they're still posting. This is a dead gay forum. Ghosts are welcome to post.
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Dear Prudence posted:Can attest. My brothers friend was stabbed over 50 times by her ex fiance and she lived. He managed to miss the major arteries but he did get her straight to the heart and lungs, and quite a few times in her head. It was horrific. She is alive and recovered. Functionally, she has nerve damage issues but otherwise okay. drat, my buddy must have defied all odds by killing the dude he stabbed because he only got him once and dude died.
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It's about quality not quantity
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re: people getting stabbed repeatedly and not dying, stabbing or shooting someone isn't like in the movies where they just drop like a sack of bricks as soon as you break skin. Humans are actually surprisingly resilient and hard to kill! Unless you get lucky and manage to sever an important artery, but stabbers tend to go for center mass, which has less of those.Scaramouche posted:It's about quality not quantity
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Outrail posted:Gorilla Salad would be an excellent username. Maybe I'm super dense and  , but....
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om nom nom posted:Maybe I'm super dense and You missed the bit in the middle Shugojin posted:A level beyond mansplaining
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Malachite_Dragon posted:re: people getting stabbed repeatedly and not dying, stabbing or shooting someone isn't like in the movies where they just drop like a sack of bricks as soon as you break skin. Humans are actually surprisingly resilient and hard to kill! Unless you get lucky and manage to sever an important artery, but stabbers tend to go for center mass, which has less of those. Would slashing rather than stabbing be better or worse for killing people? Asking for a friend.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Would slashing rather than stabbing be better or worse for killing people? Asking for a friend. Worse. A slash will likely only hit fatty tissue on the surface of the body. Gladiators used to cultivate superficial fat on their bodies so that they would have a good place for nonlethal "show" wounds for this exact reason.
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gently caress yes, I am invincible!
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Outrail posted:You missed the bit in the middle I mean I saw that, but Gorilla Salad is the username of the poster that quoted instant jellyfish. So either some solid irony that you also missed a username in a post about missing a username, or it's a very clever joke. I assumed it was the former. om nom nom has a new favorite as of 02:55 on Aug 16, 2017 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Would slashing rather than stabbing be better or worse for killing people? Asking for a friend. Stabbing is worse. Stabbing and twisting is next level better. A gun that shoots twisting knives though.....that's the ultimate.
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om nom nom posted:I mean I saw that, but Gorilla Salad is the username of the poster that quoted instant jellyfish. Nice mansplaining.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Stabbing is worse. Stabbing and twisting is next level better. A gun that shoots twisting knives though.....that's the ultimate.  no clue if they twist, but it's probably safe to assume a rifled barrel
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om nom nom posted:I mean I saw that, but Gorilla Salad is the username of the poster that quoted instant jellyfish. You're kind of dense, and that's sad. :C
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Neddy Seagoon posted:There was also a guy that recently stabbed his opponent in a MtG tournament. Didn't kill him, but he stabbed the poor dude like seven times so it evidently wasn't for lack of trying. Forums poster Samej told a story in the old TG Bad Gaming Experiences threads about a guy at a 40k tournament emptying a revolver at the referee. But no one was hurt in that one, so maybe knives are worse.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:You're kind of dense, and that's sad. :C om nom nom posted:Maybe I'm super dense and Hey at least I admit it
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
You know what gets me about this? It's not the gun shooting knives, it's not the bullets with fold-out blades, its the fact that it'd be downright inaccurate. To be moving that fast, the spring-release mechanism would surely gently caress up the knife-bullet's trajectory well beyond being useful.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You know what gets me about this? It's not the gun shooting knives, it's not the bullets with fold-out blades, its the fact that it'd be downright inaccurate. To be moving that fast, the spring-release mechanism would surely gently caress up the knife-bullet's trajectory well beyond being useful. Really? What stood out to me is the terribly flat coloring job on what is presumably a professionally produced comic. It looks like a collage webcomic we'd laugh about in that other thread.
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